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Gone Gonzo
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Maybe instead of Adventures in Ninja Cookery, It could be Adventures in Escapism.

Gone Gonzo
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Hunde Des Krieg:
Maybe instead of Adventures in Ninja Cookery, It could be Adventures in Escapism.

How dare you, the title is genius.

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Alone Disciple:
I'm interested in knowing if the dog pictured in comic 3 has any relevance?

Is UltraJoe a dog lover? Is it a photo of his own dog? A poster of a dog he won at his school's magazine selling fundraising contest?

Also, I'm curious to the breed. Looks like a terrier, but coloring is off for a Schnauzer, and muzzle is wrong for a Wheaton...

Iron Ninja already covered this, but i feel the need to calrify. Ultradog is an extremely blonde Cairn Terrier (Even more so than that picture, and his muzzle is no darker than the rest of him)... when he is clean. As he Is a poorly trained terrier, he is habitually filthy and usually a pleasant rust color. I know no dearer friend in this world. His inclusion into this comic made me more happy than i have been in some time.

Also, he breathes green flame and conquers third world nations.

Which i don't mind, i just wish he didn't leave them on the doorstep as 'gifts'.

Gone Gonzo
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Hunde Des Krieg:
Maybe instead of Adventures in Ninja Cookery, It could be Adventures in Escapism.

It could, but it's my comic.

Also Ghost of Sin thought it up, so I'm duty bound to stick with it.

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Oh I forgot to mention The Iron Ninja I found your favourite site!

The Iron Ninja's favourite site!

Gone Gonzo
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Danzorz:
Oh I forgot to mention The Iron Ninja I found your favourite site!

The Iron Ninja's favourite site!

I wonder what his reaction to that will be.

Gone Gonzo
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dekkarax:

Danzorz:
Oh I forgot to mention The Iron Ninja I found your favourite site!

The Iron Ninja's favourite site!

I wonder what his reaction to that will be.

Complete indifference.

I have defeated dopefish.
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(note: This isn't the fourth comic)

Muckraker
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The Iron Ninja:

dekkarax:

Danzorz:
Oh I forgot to mention The Iron Ninja I found your favourite site!

The Iron Ninja's favourite site!

I wonder what his reaction to that will be.

Complete indifference.

I have defeated dopefish.
image

(note: This isn't the fourth comic)

It was pretty funny anyway.

Gone Gonzo
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hmmmm..... I may turn this into a side quest in my game

Red Guard
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I haven't been here long, to be sure.
I'm not well known.
I've just scratched the surface of getting to know the 'players' of this forum.

But I love this comic almost as much as I love my wife...please don't tell her that.

Gone Gonzo
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Zantetsuken!

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This thread must be kept alive at all costs. 4th comic please! I need my Ninja fix!

Gone Gonzo
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fish food carl:
This thread must be kept alive at all costs. 4th comic please! I need my Ninja fix!

There's no need to bump Mr Fish Food.
You'll have your fix soon enough.
I'm hoping to get it done by friday, but I'm only two thirds of the way through now, so it might drag on into saturday.

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Don't rush The Iron Ninja... You won't like him when he's angry.

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SmugFrog:
Don't rush The Iron Ninja... You won't like him when he's angry.

Yea , when he's angry he starts pooping cookies.

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The Iron Ninja:

fish food carl:
This thread must be kept alive at all costs. 4th comic please! I need my Ninja fix!

There's no need to bump Mr Fish Food.
You'll have your fix soon enough.
I'm hoping to get it done by friday, but I'm only two thirds of the way through now, so it might drag on into saturday.

Eye twitches.

"Saturday? SATURDAY! Sorry, I just had a panic attack."

But bumping is always necessary. In fact, I've bumped so many threads, my shins are sore.

Gone Gonzo
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Apparently my phone can access the internet. I have finished the comic, however my computer seems to have forgotten how to connect to the internet, probably thanks to vista, and i can't post it. My sincerest apologies. Maybe it will right itself in the morning, maybe not. Either way i'm planning on kicking the shit out of my stupid computer.

Gone Gonzo
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The third comic was good, by which I mean I liked it because I lol'd at UltraJoe. Keep up the good work.

Gone Gonzo
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The Iron Ninja:
I have finished the comic

It better be about me or I will rip the skin from your flesh.

Seriously, though, I don't really mind if you decided to break my heart at the last minute.
And don't worry, I won't be so harsh this time.

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Oi! Just popping up again to say, good job so far!

Can't wait for your next comic :D

And is that a moustache on the dop fish I see?

Gone Gonzo
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Well, it's pretty much a whole day later than I should have been able to post it (Big hearty sarcastic thanks to Vista and my shoddy ADSL adaptor), but here's the fourth comic.

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Jumplion:

Is that a moustache on the dop fish I see?

Yes, but that wasn't the fourth comic, it was a comic from my review of commander keen.*shakes fist while muttering "which you all should have had a look at"*

Edit: And I just realised that the panel where the ad-guy is saying "good day mr swanson" doesn't have a little pointy thing on the speech bubble so show who says it. Well that's what I get for posting something without getting NewClassic to do a quality check I guess. *hits self with spatula* Stupid Ninja.

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Would someone mind telling me the mindset to look at this from so I can see what everyones making a big deal out of?

Gone Gonzo
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Indigo_Dingo:
Would someone mind telling me the mindset to look at this from so I can see what everyones making a big deal out of?

*Pats Indigo Dingo on the back in a sypathetic fashion*

There there Indigo.
Don't you worry none.
There are just some things that you wont be able to understand, no matter how hard you try.
Unfortunately for you this is one of them.

Edit: Jumplion has sparked a revelation, it appears you need to like moustaches. So that might be the mindset you're looking for.

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The Iron Ninja:
Snip?

Counted 12 panels with a moustache in them, good job!

Gone Gonzo
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Not my favorite...but then again it seems to be setting up for a story, so I suppose it's supposed to be like that...

Gone Gonzo
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Isaac Dodgson:
Not my favorite...but then again it seems to be setting up for a story, so I suppose it's supposed to be like that...

Definitely not my favourite one either.

I think trying to do two in one week really bit me in the arse.

Gone Gonzo
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The Iron Ninja:
Definitely not my favourite one either.

I think trying to do two in one week really bit me in the arse.

Would seem so...It's what happens to an artist when they try to do too many things before a deadline. Their craft turns to shit.

Which is why most of my craft is shit

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Screw all you dissenters, this is gold and i will kill all who say otherwise. With fire.

You got a chuckle out of me with the silence between the rather shadowy chap in the hood and Mr Necroswansons companion/friend, and with the cow thing. While the lack of a defined punchline understandably stings a bit, the opportunity for an established story is a worthy trade-off.

I look forward to the next part in this thrilling tale. The art is, as always, superb.

If i could hit you with my sword in a non-lethal and congratulatory fashion then, by the fates, i would.

Gone Gonzo
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Ultrajoe:
If i could hit you with my sword in a non-lethal and congratulatory fashion then, by the fates, i would.

You could do that thing that kings and queens do where they pat the person's shoulders. Although, that may inadvertently knight said person, and then they would be a "Knight of Ultra", or "Ultra Knight". Also, it would be less of a "hit" and more of a "tap", which is decidedly less awesome.

Also, I so want to be in this comic, if only to be able to say I was in a comic. Can I be in it, pretty please with {insert your favourite topping} on top?

Gone Gonzo
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Ultrajoe:
Screw all you dissenters, this is gold and i will kill all who say otherwise. With Fire.

Right here buddy.

Hmmm the plot thickens and we finally learn what is pulling that cart. I truly can't wait to see where this goes.

It was great as usual.

Gone Gonzo
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I'm a bit torn by the responses. While I appreciate the offers to defend my comic to the death. I should point out that the "magician on the side of the road" is not going to be a part of the next comic, he's was just going to advertise something, something that Fred was talking about that Jim Lad wasn't supposed to hear. Of course there is a possibility that this was actually noticed and I'm just making myself look like an ungrateful pissant.

Story wise, what is going to continue is that by the next comic they will be coming in to the town seen ahead on the road, possibly after that they will get to a road that has something other than grassy hills beside it.

If I was knighted by Ultrajoe, would that make me an Ultra Knight Ninja Chef, a Ninja Chef Ultra Knight or an Ultra Ninja Chef Knight?

Gone Gonzo
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The Iron Ninja:
If I was knighted by Ultrajoe, would that make me an Ultra Knight Ninja Chef, a Ninja Chef Ultra Knight or an Ultra Ninja Chef Knight?

None of them. It would make you "The Ultra Iron Chef Ninja Knight". Possibly even have an "Epic" thrown in for good measure, although then we'd have to rename/retitle Ultrajoe to prevent his title from being overshadowed by yours.

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Going to tell me how the hell you can draw like that in Paint? Or draw?

Seriously, it's a question that I really want to know the answer to. If there is one...

Gone Gonzo
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A take on ad's?

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Nice work once more. Though I would have thought that the cloaked man would have been Necro.

Anyway, I enjoyed it alot.

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