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PurpleRain:
Nice work once more. Though I would have thought that the cloaked man would have been Necro.

$30 say's it you.

Calobi:

None of them. It would make you "The Ultra Iron Chef Ninja Knight". Possibly even have an "Epic" thrown in for good measure, although then we'd have to rename/retitle Ultrajoe to prevent his title from being overshadowed by yours.

It's impossible to overshadow the purity of the singular title 'Ultra'. And besides, if i was to knight someone, they'd have to become a Joe. Like Megajoe or Superjoe. And i'm hardly the person to appeal to if you wanted such a knighting.

In other news, i finally get the joke with the magician.

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Ultrajoe:

PurpleRain:
Nice work once more. Though I would have thought that the cloaked man would have been Necro.

$30 say's it you.

Could be. But me and Fe (is it sir Fe now?) have had shaddy dealings behind the scenes with that.

Gone Gonzo
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smallharmlesskitten:
A take on ad's?

Yay! Smallharmlesskitten got it.

PurpleRain:

Ultrajoe:

PurpleRain:
Nice work once more. Though I would have thought that the cloaked man would have been Necro.

$30 say's it you.

Could be. But me and Fe (is it sir Fe now?) have had shaddy dealings behind the scenes with that.

Very shady dealings, blood pacts were made, orphans were sacrificed, first born sons were offered as a bond. PurpleRain will appear in the comic.

Gone Gonzo
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I new it

Gone Gonzo
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I liked it. But then I'm easy to amuse. Which, now I think about it, might actually be more insulting than complimentary. Oh dear.

Then again, I like this kinda comic, kinda loosely following some kind of cohesive plot just as an excuse for random humour. Good work!

Gone Gonzo
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When will one of the comics actually feature cookery?

Still great, though I recommend that the next one involves more use of the katana/spatula.

Muckraker
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Reaperman Wompa:
When will one of the comics actually feature cookery?

Still great, though I recommend that the next one involves more use of the katana/spatula.

Hey Reaperman, you think maybe that's you in the comic, with the whole cloak and hood thing.

Anyway, a good comic, not as good as previous ones, but still good.

Gone Gonzo
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fish food carl:
COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

Note to self: DO NOT piss-off fish food carl.

Another excellent comic, Iron Ninja.

Gone Gonzo
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When will the jive-talking floating head former conceptual artist be introduced into the comic? I NEED TO KNOW NOW!

Nice comic by the way.

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Phantom2595:

Hey Reaperman, you think maybe that's you in the comic, with the whole cloak and hood thing.

Unlikely, there's other Reapers here, and the colours all wrong. It's more of an extremely dark blue than black.

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

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Reaperman Wompa:

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

So I guess somebody with a mere 1000 posts and who's neve posted in an RP thread before should just give up hope?

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GenHellspawn:

Reaperman Wompa:

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

So I guess somebody with a mere 1000 posts and who's neve posted in an RP thread before should just give up hope?

God, I hope not.

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rottenbutter:

GenHellspawn:

Reaperman Wompa:

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

So I guess somebody with a mere 1000 posts and who's neve posted in an RP thread before should just give up hope?

God, I hope not.

Who knows, he may be the main antagonist in the series, or perhaps a cynical pirate

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GenHellspawn:

Reaperman Wompa:

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

So I guess somebody with a mere 1000 posts and who's never posted in an RP thread before should just give up hope?

Ah, but you fall into the other category of Escapist up and comers.

Anyways, he has to focus on the hugely known escapists as there are many of us less known posters, and so few spots in each cartoon.

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rottenbutter:

fish food carl:
COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

Note to self: DO NOT piss-off fish food carl.

And you better remember it! I liked my sort-of cameo. But since when did I take human form?

Gone Gonzo
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If Iron Ninja had to do a comic about everybody who had reached 1000 posts, he'd die. Besides, post count isn't everything. Look at me, I have one of the lowest day to post ratios out there, but I'm well....respected?

No...that isn't the word. Feared? No...definitely not.

What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

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Loved it, this is probably my favorite one, and now we can joke about Necro's new shoes!

Gone Gonzo
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Reaperman Wompa:

GenHellspawn:

Reaperman Wompa:

Anyways only the Escapist all stars will probably feature in future.

So I guess somebody with a mere 1000 posts and who's never posted in an RP thread before should just give up hope?

Ah, but you fall into the other category of Escapist up and comers.

Anyways, he has to focus on the hugely known escapists as there are many of us less known posters, and so few spots in each cartoon.

See, that's my biggest beef with this comic: when the Ninja picks who he wants to feature, it's not about the quality of there posts, it's about their post count.
Now, I'm saying anybody featured there is an idiot, just saying it's the first thing he looks at.

Hey Joe:
What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

Dread? Or pity? Depends on the nature of said baby.

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Hey Joe:
If Iron Ninja had to do a comic about everybody who had reached 1000 posts, he'd die. Besides, post count isn't everything. Look at me, I have one of the lowest day to post ratios out there, but I'm well....respected?

No...that isn't the word. Feared? No...definitely not.

What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

Pity?

Anyway, I have a decent post count, but I'm not that well known.

Gone Gonzo
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GenHellspawn:

See, that's my biggest beef with this comic: when the Ninja picks who he wants to feature, it's not about the quality of there posts, it's about their post count.
Now, I;m saying anybody featured there is an idiot, just saying it's the first thing he looks at.

No it isn't. He looks at well known and well respected members of the community. An idiot with 4000+ posts will get beaten by someone with less than 1000 if the person with less posts contributes more (in intelligent discussion) to each discussion they participate in.

He picks on quality, not quantity. Or so I believe.

Gone Gonzo
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Hey Joe:
If Iron Ninja had to do a comic about everybody who had reached 1000 posts, he'd die. Besides, post count isn't everything. Look at me, I have one of the lowest day to post ratios out there, but I'm well....respected?

No...that isn't the word. Feared? No...definitely not.

What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

I treat you as I would an unexploded nuclear bomb. Or possibly a pile of foul smelling waste. In a good way.

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Bling Cat:
I treat you as I would an unexploded nuclear bomb. Or possibly a pile of foul smelling waste. In a good way.

I am putting that on my tombstone.

"Here lies Hey Joe: Unexploded nuclear bomb and pile of foul smelling waste...in a good way"

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fish food carl:

Hey Joe:
If Iron Ninja had to do a comic about everybody who had reached 1000 posts, he'd die. Besides, post count isn't everything. Look at me, I have one of the lowest day to post ratios out there, but I'm well....respected?

No...that isn't the word. Feared? No...definitely not.

What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

Pity?

Anyway, I have a decent post count, but I'm not that well known.

FeNinja knows you well enough. After all, he did write a couple of haikus about you, and put you in the comic.

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GenHellspawn:

See, that's my biggest beef with this comic: when the Ninja picks who he wants to feature, it's not about the quality of there posts, it's about their post count.
Now, I'm saying anybody featured there is an idiot, just saying it's the first thing he looks at.

Well I guess you would know what it the first thing I look at would be more than I would.

Here we go, here's a list of the cameos so far and why they were featured.

-Ultrajoe: Because PurpleRain thought it would be funny to have him doing normal stuff like Ironing. And because he's viewed as a sort of demi-god by a large proportion of the escapist forums.

-Necroswanson: Because he was the person that started the thread about the google ads.

-Fish Food Carl: Because he wrote a review about a sandwich, and because he's on my friends list.

So should everyone that hasn't been features yet give up hope?
Not really, all it means so far is that you aren't Ultrajoe, Necroswanson or Fish Food Carl.
And complaining because you aren't in it yet after only four comics is a bit unreasonable.

Hey Joe:
When will the jive-talking floating head former conceptual artist be introduced into the comic? I NEED TO KNOW NOW!

Soon... Oh so very soon...

fish food carl:

rottenbutter:

fish food carl:
COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

Note to self: DO NOT piss-off fish food carl.

And you better remember it! I liked my sort-of cameo. But since when did I take human form?

Most people will be converted into a human form when possible. Although there will be exceptions, Fire Daemon will be a dragon, NewClassic will be a magic-clockwork robot and Hey Joe will be a floating spectral head.

I figured Fish Food Carl would be a seller of fish (Fishmonger?)

Gone Gonzo
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Hah!

I'm not sure why, but I thought the latest comic was really, really funny. Just the portrayal of Google as the cloaked, sketchy figure had me laughing. What makes that especially funny is that their motto is "Don't Be Evil."

Gone Gonzo
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well done

I love the theme we've got going here, im still not sure if the ad's are supposed to be evil or just, there. I'm keen to see how they develop. all in all, well done

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The Iron Ninja:
If I was knighted by Ultrajoe, would that make me an Ultra Knight Ninja Chef, a Ninja Chef Ultra Knight or an Ultra Ninja Chef Knight?

You would become Sir Joe FeNinja of Ultra.

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To clarify, any Ultra knight is in the format [Title]Joe. He could be Fejoe, or Ninjajoe... Should he end up Ulraknighted.

But, as that would be as pompous and blowhardy on my behalf as it is possible to get, i'll just say that this comic has my utter and total Ultra Approval. I'll let people measure the worth of that statement on their own terms, i don't pretend that everyone likes me. But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

Red Guard
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Ultrajoe:
But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

Rule 36.

And on that note, perhaps characters should make jokes about the Rules of Interwebs.

Gone Gonzo
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This comic of yours is brilliant, and I giggle with glee when a new one is announced. I've even stopped plotting against you. For the time being.

As for rules of the interwebs, don't we keep breaking those anyway?

Gone Gonzo
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Labyrinth:

Rule 36.

oh please jesus no...

i dont think i could handle "Fe"cking. my god. Gerald porn...

just no. oh god. i have to go floss my brain

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jim_doki:

Labyrinth:

Rule 36.

oh please jesus no...

i dont think i could handle "Fe"cking. my god. Gerald porn...

just no. oh god. i have to go floss my brain

And that, is Pwn'd. Time now for a quote. "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's..."

Gone Gonzo
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Labyrinth?
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Gerald is very much emotionally scarred by these suggestions of yours.
He would also like to point out that he is an Anthropod, not a mammal.

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Gone Gonzo
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Clairaudient:

I'm not going to click on that.

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