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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2335 Joined: 5 Nov 2008     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 211 Joined: 2 Jun 2008  | lol it will be a copy paste of constantine with a jesus dubbed over keanu reeves |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008     | What on earth? No. There are better topics for superhero movies than Jesus. ........Plus, whoever made such a movie would be burnt at the stake by all of the Christians who thought the movie was blasphemy. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 592 Joined: 19 Nov 2008     | This could go so wrong... but It would be cool to use a huge historical/religious figure, as a super hero. but honestly it takes all the reverance, and respectabilty out of the person. Just think of if you took Ben Franklin, and had him in a movie like Super bad, it's just making a bad image for a respectable person. + people will get super duper ticked off if you mess with jesus... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008    | Superman = Jesus |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008   | I'd prefer Jesus College myself. Announcer: What if Jesus arrived for the second coming, but found he had to go back to College? Jesus: College? Dad-dammit! College Dean: Sorry, but rules are rules. Oh and meet your new roommate, Chad Chad: Hey bro, bringin' back the long hair, sweeeet! Wanna play frisbee, bro? Jesus: Awww, sweet baby me! Announcer: Thats right, this Summer Jesus has to get an education, and learn some things about himself along the way. Jesus College, coming 2009. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008  |
We need a Muhammed movie. The world hasn't seen pissed off until that happens. Armitage - I can hear the South Park "Bob Brydon is... a carrot!" voice, reading your post. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008     |
Starring, Mike Meyers as Jesus. Putting Jesus in movies like this would be a bad idea. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3768 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | Sounds a bit childish. I perfer Armitage Shank's idea. It has heart. Who would play Jesus? Mel Gibson again? EDIT: Damn I got ninj'd. Looks like Mike Meyers has the lead role. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1467 Joined: 16 May 2008    |
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BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  |
I think you're talking about this. As for the OP, I don't know about you, but something that makes light the pure sacrifice and great deeds of my lord and saviour probably might be slightly offensive. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008 |
OK, nobody gets to make fun of Harry Potter anymore. He's the saviour who prevented Voldemort, the source of all evil in the world, from killing us all. This means no more HarryxVoldemort slash fanfics, you heathens. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1467 Joined: 16 May 2008 |
And that just made my day. Thanking you, good Molikroth. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3682 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Am I the only one who has seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter ? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2621 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | Er... sorry to burst your bubble but: and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) The later is certainly better. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2335 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 |
Thanks for pointing those out. I will have to check Jesues Christ Vampire Hunter at some point. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2621 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 |
No worries, they're not great but they are funny. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 888 Joined: 29 Mar 2008  | jesus will be great in this tittles : Super smash Jesus brawl:saint edition fall out 4: the promise waste land The CALLING of duty 6: jesus vs hitler ant the expansion pack will be The calling of duty 6:jesus vs hitler vs ninjas vs robots The sims: go to church or burn in hell and the last one... Marvel vs capcom vs religion! so what do you think? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
I'm thinking of more like a Judd Apatow Superbad style thing. He'd have to try and fit in with the popular frat kids (supplying them with booze etc) which culminates with a bag of holy flaming excrement on the doorstep of Buddha's dorm. Of course he eventually learns his lesson that you don't have to be popular to fit in etc. I'm thinking Michael Cera as Jesus. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008 | I don't care who plays Jesus as long as he's Jewish-looking. None of this tiptoeing around the saviour's ethnicity: in all probably he was not white and had a large nose. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1540 Joined: 6 Apr 2008   | Can't say I'm fond of most of the dramatic portrayals of Jesus, but I do love Jesus Christ Superstar, especially that one from the 70s. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2996 Joined: 13 Aug 2008     | I've been drawing pictures of Jesus if he was a Super Saiyan, so it should be obvious that I'd love to see this movie, if it is ever made. Which I doubt. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008 |
Sauce. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 59 Joined: 6 Nov 2007   | jesus is a story about a guy dieing for other poeple and you want to make fun of him? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 731 Joined: 12 Dec 2007  | Well, Jesus was a pretty violent man when he had to be. Everybody seems to portray him and God as pacifists, but they're just as much fighters as any red-blooded man. "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name," from...whichever Bible passage that is. And anybody who's played the Total War series may remember from Psalms "Blessed be the Lord, which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2996 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
What? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2996 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
There's also a chance that Jesus was black. |
BANNED  Posts: 125 Joined: 18 Sep 2008  | Replace jesus with Lucifer then it would be interesting. Also he would destroy that baptist church where that shirley ropers and her fucked up family and Becky Fischer and jesus camp so they can stop the bullshit brainwashing. User was banned for: Poll: Will Smith and Obama doing a 69?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1540 Joined: 6 Apr 2008 |
I fail to see where the mocking is...I mean, in any of the movies based on him, or starring a character based on him, Jesus is the hero, even with comedic tone, he's always presented as somewhat of a badass with magic powers. Personally, if he were alive today I think he'd get a chuckle out of a lot of this stuff. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 609 Joined: 12 Sep 2008  | This movie should exist, and everyone MUSTsee it for the awesomeness. Also, a movie in which jesus is a zombie. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 609 Joined: 12 Sep 2008 |
There is no sense debating details about Jesus when we have yet to establish whether or not he actually existed. |
Muckraker  Posts: 239 Joined: 12 Dec 2007  | Sounds like a daft idea to me. The only way I could see this working? A depiction of one of the battles in Revelation, in the style of Lord of the Rings. Watching a guy take down a seven headed dragon would make for some awesome watching. The Ultra-Conservative Christians would have something to say about it though. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 187 Joined: 19 Nov 2008   | ideal scenario all religions fight in a mortal kombat tournament, jesus, abraham and muhammed on one team as rival rulers of heaven (outworld) and Scientology, new age and all that other jazz, with the last survivor getting a medal with the inscription "i iz teh L337 reliigionz" and then tea bagging begins |
Beat Writer  Posts: 186 Joined: 15 Jul 2008  |
You're spot on with the 'Jesus as a Super Saiyan' theory, this guy even found evidence: |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | How about jesus aka keanu reaves comes back to a post apocoliptic furture where kung fu gangs have taken over the world. So he embarks on his quest to free the world from jet li, learning from his sensi chris rock. |
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Serious movies about Jesus exist, a musical about jesus exists and a movie in which Mary Magdalene is jesus's spouse exists. What we need is a movie where Jesus returns as a superhero, throughs crucifixes like baterangs and beats up Osama Binladen and Jack Thompson.
It makes sense to me all superheros are based on a messianic archetype and alot of them are martyred and return to life at least once.