yes |
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49.1% (28) |
no |
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50.9% (29) |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 706 Joined: 8 Sep 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1455 Joined: 6 Feb 2008     | Nobody f**ks with the Jesus! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 19 Nov 2008     |
lol jesus vs aquaman.... i actually think aquaman would win since jesus has very low swim stats and is constantly buffed with"walk on water" which might prove to be a disadvantage,but then again he could counter that with "water to alcohol conversion" spell |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2936 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    |
You've got to be kidding me. I thought I was the first to think up Super Saiyan Jesus. I was wrong. Shit. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1323 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     | I voted no, however, if it were to look like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRhtKr109k I am easily persuaded to YES! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 107 Joined: 3 Sep 2008   | We can call it "Jesus Movie". And it will join the rank of movies that should never have been made. |
On the Record  Posts: 6343 Joined: 22 Aug 2008   |
Fuck yes. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2076 Joined: 23 Feb 2008  | That sounds interesting, I'd probably watch it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 170 Joined: 8 Oct 2008   |
Fundamentalists |
On the Record  Posts: 5945 Joined: 7 Feb 2008   | Umm it already exists... Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter |
On the Record  Posts: 7300 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | Christ is a name I hold in high regard and do not through it around with no marginal weight, nor do I think it's something to be taken as a jestful film. Making a metaphor out of other characters makes sense, but characturizing Christ does not appeal to me in any way whatsoever. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008    |
^ win. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1285 Joined: 18 Sep 2008  | I approve this Idea |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1092 Joined: 31 Mar 2008    | Add Battle Pope as an ally and the script practically writes itself. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3105 Joined: 28 May 2008   |
What's not great about a martial arts, musical, horror where our lord and saviour rescues innocent goth lesbians from the evil grip of a vampire cult with a hand from his luchador sidekick? God I love Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 367 Joined: 14 Aug 2008    |
One of the best movies I have ever seen. :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2936 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
Ninjesus! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1580 Joined: 4 Jul 2008  | I'm a faithful roman-cathlic and I don't see anything wrong with a movie where jesus is a super hero. As a matter of fact I think it would be hilarious. edit: p.s. not exactly a superhero but funny. http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=06312c107611a80600559b85d95b1800 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2923 Joined: 22 Jun 2008   | /facepalm |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2591 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   |
Well Ultrachrist is pretty weak. The concept is funny though. Jesus battles Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, Nixon and Jim Morrison of the The Doors. |
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oh yeah! jesus with the ability to swim really fast and talk to fish VS um... idk, uwe boll? that would be an awesome movie.