personally i want to go out like Scarface in a blaze of glory , but instead of in a coke mansion on a battle field. but before that id want to be goin around like rambo stealth killen cats left and right and then finally get cornered and have a crazy shoot out and eat like 10 bullets before i finally go down and even after that stuff 2 live grenades under my body so when they move in to finish me off i roll over holding 2 grenades and say some thing like " boom bitch" and explode taking like an additional 6 people with me.... yeah yeah that be gangsta

edit: that's how i want to go, let us know how you want to kick the bucket, and realism can go right out the window.

jewru:
personally i want to go out like Scarface in a blaze of glory , but instead of in a coke mansion on a battle field. but before that id want to be goin around like rambo stealth killen cats left and right and then finally get cornered and have a crazy shoot out and eat like 10 bullets before i finally go down and even after that stuff 2 live grenades under my body so when they move in to finish me off i roll over holding 2 grenades and say some thing like " boom bitch" and explode taking like an additional 6 people with me.... yeah yeah that be gangsta

Why are people's "how I want to die" thoughts always violent?
I'd like to die peacefully, in my sleep, with a contented mind, and a contented heart, happy that I've done some good in the world.

I vote assassination, because

1.) You are important enough for someone to kill you
2.) Usually a political figure
3.) Martyr to your cause
4.) If they know what they are during, quick and painless

Or old age

I would either want to die in a giant robot fight, or be killed by an extremely hot girl. Just something to brag about in the afterlife.

Edit: Or die saving Bruce Campbell's life.

It might sound a bit weird but I want to die in a blaze of glory failing to save anyone.

There's a line in Spiderman (hear me out) after Goblin has him beaten he says this:
"But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?"

Why bother? Because its the right thing to do. The most ultimately heroic thing to do is die trying when it won't help.

Or to take the Watchmen analogy:

Chainsaw rocket-launcher, do it right, do it big!

In a Zeppelin Accident

To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

Nuclear incident, be it bomb, reactor malfunction, or lab mishap. Don't care if it's intentional or accidental, or my fault.

curlycrouton:

Why are people's "how I want to die" thoughts always violent?
I'd like to die peacefully, in my sleep, with a contented mind, and a contented heart, happy that I've done some good in the world.

because we are raised by media which values and depicts violence against our fellow man....and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

Murrah:
To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

jewru:

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

I'd prefer going out in a big ol' nuclear blast. Holding or hugging someone I love very much.

Or as normally as possible.

curlycrouton:

jewru:

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

it got murdered by terminator , Rambo , and gears of war

nilcypher:
Another version of this grisly thread huh?

you mean to say my idea is not completely original? god damn it!

but... i don't WANT to die D:

jewru:

curlycrouton:

jewru:

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

it got murdered by terminator , Rambo , and gears of war

Real violence, is never a good thing, however it is sometimes a sad neccesity.

drowning in a vat of chocolate

Getting hammered by a really big hammer, look at it as a Permaban.

jewru:

Murrah:
To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

Depends on the type of cancer, but most of them involve a good bit of suffering, while a heart attack doesn't (unless you survive the first one). Also, cancer is completely random. You can work towards a heart attack if you want. I guess you could work towards cancer too by smoking and exposing yourself to various carcinogens, but that tends to be harder to do and less fun than eating the foods likely to give you a heart attack.

Also radiation exposure is a fairly painless way to up your chances of cancer, but in general its hard to get your hands on radioactive substances.

Combined:
I'd prefer going out in a big ol' nuclear blast. Holding or hugging someone I love very much.

Or as normally as possible.

If I went out in a nuclear blast (which IS my number 1 choice for method of death) I'd much rather be holding onto someone I absolutely hate, and have everyone I love far, far away.

zhoomout:

klakkat:

jewru:

Murrah:
To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

Depends on the type of cancer, but most of them involve a good bit of suffering, while a heart attack doesn't (unless you survive the first one). Also, cancer is completely random. You can work towards a heart attack if you want. I guess you could work towards cancer too by smoking and exposing yourself to various carcinogens, but that tends to be harder to do and less fun than eating the foods likely to give you a heart attack.

But eating too many of those foods might make you look less than perfect ;)

Hmm. True. Well, there are always various drugs that help along those lines. Being old won't help your looks much either, so to die by heart attack while still looking good, you'll have to accelerate the process quite a bit.

Drug fuelled orgy!

I'd like to die as a captain on a warship in the middle of a naval battle, standing bloody and maimed by shrapnel on the bridge as the ship sinks beneath the waves. I'd look cool. And no one has to deal with my body, except for the sharks, but I'm glad to give them a meal and hopefully keep them away from the survivors that are floating on the waves.

Either peacefully in my sleep before I become too old and decrepit or saving someone's life in a dramatic and heroic manner.

Or killing Germans. If figure if I wait long enough, they'll start another war.

Quickly ...

I was introduced to my dream-death at a fairly low age, when i watched Golden Eye for the first time, all of you who have seen it know what im talking about ^^, the sauna scene, aaaah yeah :D

I'm going to go with death by snu snu i have no idea if thats spelled right but anyway why not die doing what you love.

I would want to go as a very old man in bed with 3 women whose combined age is about half of mine. what can i say, i'm a dreamer.

klakkat:

Combined:
-lots of bits-

If I went out in a nuclear blast (which IS my number 1 choice for method of death) I'd much rather be holding onto someone I absolutely hate, and have everyone I love far, far away.

Yes, but I meant a bit differently. I meant that if Gov. A was bombing Gov. B and you knew that you're all going to die, with no hope of anyone living and you don't have a worst enemy. I'd just rather be with someone I like/love.

Anything but cancer or any disease really, I lost my two grandmothers to cancer and I don't want to go out like that...

Preferably after I've had two kids and three grandkids too.