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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1264 Joined: 22 Sep 2008     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 499 Joined: 28 Aug 2008     | Well, I'd rather not die really, but if I have to it would be nice to burn to death, it will be extremely painful, but the fire will totally make up for it. (or at least I hope so) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 384 Joined: 3 Jun 2008     | Quickly |
Muckraker  Posts: 332 Joined: 17 Aug 2008    | I believe I have said this before... I'm saying shot in the head since it's messy and it's quick so I probably won't feel a thing. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1207 Joined: 17 Oct 2008     | 3. Run over by an ambulance And waaaaay out in front 1. As the lone warrior saving the world from an invasion of millions of sentient balloons that could only harm you by lightly tapping you in the face |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1202 Joined: 13 Dec 2007    | In this crazy hypothetical death situation, I would want to die in the arms of my hypothetical girlfriend/wife, living just long enough to say everything I need, not dying until the very second I finish saying everything I need to say, just like in the movies. Y'know, as opposed to dying too early "I love...y(*dies*)" Or... "I love you...... (a few seconds later...)Okay, I should be dead any second now....wait for it....(a few minutes later..) OH FOR SHIT'S SA(*dies)" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 77 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 |
yes that is awesome, im surprised at how many people want to die in a nuclear blast, come on people get creative. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 77 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 |
or the blood from your wounds would send the sharks into a feeding frenzy , in that case your crew dies slow and painfully ....one by one being picked off by sharks...lol |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3617 Joined: 7 Aug 2008   | Depends on what kind of life I have lived... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1280 Joined: 4 May 2008    | duel wielding AK47's, with a scream of "I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKA" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1766 Joined: 18 Nov 2008    | I would like to die halfway through a sentence, just to have someone wonder what I was trying to say. It's like my grandad used to say 'if you can't...uggghh...blueberry...argh...french...uuuehh...pajamas...*THUD* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1990 Joined: 23 Jan 2008   |
Best...Quote....Ever. And yeah, I have a few, depending on availability. 1 - Just a peaceful death of old age. Hey, I'd prefer not to die at all, but since that's not quite possible for now. 2 - On top of a hill, as a "last stand" against a horde of zombies/"infected" to allow the last human survivors to make their escape with the cure to where they'll be able to fix the world and repopulate it. 3 - Diving from a skyscraper. The Final Flight. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4417 Joined: 25 Feb 2008   | Backwards at 180mph in a HUGE fireball. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1647 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  | Defending my contry, or assasintion at old age |
Copy Clerk Posts: 83 Joined: 1 Mar 2008     |
Actually some Serbian nationalist (or patriot different word same meaning) started the first world war |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 52 Joined: 5 Nov 2008 | poisoned while having sex with your mum. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2536 Joined: 29 Mar 2008    | I personally dont want to die if i can avoid it. That said, i'd like to glue my hands to my face with a piano wire around my neck, tied to a celing fan. when i turned the fan on, i would be decapitated and it will look like i pulled my own head off |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 90 Joined: 18 Oct 2008  | I always said I'd like to jump out of a plane without a parachute cos it would be such an amazing experience. I've always wanted to go sky diving. I imagine it feeling close to flying. And there's just something about the idea that makes me want to do it. Sometimes in high places I get an urge to jump. I'm not suicidal or anything and when I actually went bungee jumping I was so scared I almost didn't do it, but when I'm definitely not going to, I kind of want to. Does that make sense? Is there something wrong with me? |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  | Young, doing something i love. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 52 Joined: 20 Aug 2008   | Oh, burning to death deffinately, right in public like a witch burning or herecy claim. I think it'd be fun. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 122 Joined: 9 Oct 2008 | fighting a kodiak bear. Or dying of sexual exhaustion with 20 women.... Or free falling from 3000 ft doing both of the above simultaneously. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3104 Joined: 28 May 2008  | Preferably doing something noble like taking a bullet for somebody I love so at least then my death will have some significance. Either that or SNOO SNOO! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 946 Joined: 17 Aug 2008    | Getting stepped on by a transformer. Or having a vending machine fall on me. |
Muckraker  Posts: 241 Joined: 14 May 2008  | really old, whore house heart attack |
Copy Clerk Posts: 77 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 |
you wouldn't need the poison having sex with my mom |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | A drug warehouse. The feel of the recoil of my pistols, knowing that every jump in my hand is one more fucker's corpse to feed the rats. Panic, confusion sweeping the room. They don't know who I am. I don't care who I am. My handguns run dry - they have done all they can. From the body of a guard I take a sub-machine gun. Its so cold in my hands. I turn, and take to the stairs, sticking to the darkest part - the darkness will protect me. I see them - they run like cowards, but they will not run far. 5 shots to the one running to the door. That will stop them thinking about leaving. A single, piercing ring. A shot, not mine, but given to me. I see the hole in my stomach, feel the warmth leaving me. I fall foward, onto some bags. My last fight. Their last fight too. My heart slows, going below the point of no return. The signal. A single message relayed from my chest, across the wires leading to my backpack - ignite. 20 Kilograms of C4 becomes a fireball - spreading from my body, to every corner, exterminating the vermin. Edit: I've been reading way too much Watchmen, I'm aping Alan Moores writing style. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1198 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | How long is the respawn delay? EDIT: So epic, my post was one minute after the post of the man who I wish to be as good a PS3 fanboy as. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 138 Joined: 3 Sep 2008  | Naked girl avalanche. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 659 Joined: 9 Jun 2008     | I want to die in such a way that when people hear how I died they piss thier pants from the fear of the event. Example... Die while fighting a Grizly bear weilding duel chainsaws.
Only made scarier if the chainsaws were on fire and shot bees. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3085 Joined: 13 Jul 2008    |
Eek. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1549 Joined: 13 Oct 2008 |
Then so be it!!! I order you to die by snu-snu!!! HAHA, that would be a great way to die..."I had snu-snu!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 178 Joined: 19 Nov 2008  | i would rather have some cake or die in space, (in case the whole word ran out of cake that is, then i would go on a space quest for cake, logical in death as well as in life)while fighting megatron to the death! (or to the cake, because im assuming if anyone would be evil enough to steal the whole worlds supply of cakes, then it would be Megatron) |
BANNED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XV, called The Ned Zone. "So, what do I die of? Too much happiness? Naked girl avalanche?" User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Paperboy  Posts: 30 Joined: 8 Oct 2008 | From a mix of exhaustion, bullet wounds, and gashes after killing Nazi vampires. Of course, this would be in the context of some sort of victory, like holding on til the cavalry arrives, covering someone's getaway, or rescuing a damsel in distress, or something |
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I agree with him! Seriously, those germans started both world wars. All it takes over there is one crazy leader-ish person.
And I would like to die invading, the last stand if you will.