imacharginmehlaz0r:

curlycrouton:
[quote="jewru" post="18.77692.949934"]

Whatever happened to peace?

i shot it in the face just like i did to ur mom last night

There's really no need for that.
Really.

Simple, sexual exhaustion.

I would want to die via assassination. I don't really care how. Poison, sniper bullet, knife, they're all fine with me since I get to look at the effect that my death had on the world from my TV in hell.

nathan-dts:
How long is the respawn delay?

EDIT: So epic, my post was one minute after the post of the man who I wish to be as good a PS3 fanboy as.

no respawn cause you got booted from the server from lag ......DAMN LAG......oh and i was the one who pwned you with teh headshot. lol

oh and that other post was pretty epic.

Blowing up a ton of daleks with some kind heavy duty beam weapon.

Saving a woman and her infant child from a terrorist's bullets. That would be sweet, I'd be remembered.
Or I'd kill the president of the US. Bush, I mean, not Obama, he's cool.

Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

I want to shoot a dictator to death then get shot 50 times by his bodyguards and fall off a balcony secure in the knowledge that the balance of power has shifted with my sacrifice.

umm... how about botched surgery. At least my family and relatives will get a lot of money after they sue.

Edit: I'm trying to be rational but if we throw all restraint out the window: I would like to die from suffocation in a vat of whipped cream and jello. Yeah try and top that!!

While having an orgy with the hottest women on the planet on a pile of money 20 feet deep after my 150 birthday.

Hasnt anyone watched Monty Pythons the Meaning of Life?
One scene is a guy who could choose the method of his death - it never said what he chose but he spent his last minutes running from a dozen hot topless women.
Not my first choice, but it deserves a mention.

Not sure what I would choose, but on top of a pile of my enemies corpses should be in there somewhere

i really dont care how i die as long as i accomplish my purpose.

I would want to be having sex with the most beutiful woman alive whist falling out of an airplane on a misson to assassinate hitler(ressurected), and when I hit the ground, my adrenaline keeping me going enough to get up and recite shakesperian poetry till I die of pleasure. That would be something to talk about...

Hunde Des Krieg:
Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

jewru:

Hunde Des Krieg:
Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

I just thought sounded cool... realism can go right out the window...

Either two ways. If I had to die young and violently, I'd die to save someones life, maybe an injured marine in Iraq. You know, classic movie stuff, as the guy is dragging the injured guy to safety he gets a sniper bullet to the head at the last second. Or I'd take a bullet for someone in a hold-up/shoot out. If I was old and ready to face death willingly, obviously in my sleep peacefully.

Also my favorite way to go (probably the least painful) besides the dying of old age thing, would be to be out way in the middle of space with a space-suit on, hugging a Hydrogen bomb with a 1-minute countdown.

I would love to die, surounded by my freinds then a hollow point to the stomach, making my inard flow out like some obscure patte with the stomach acid melting all around it, as i kneel down in my own innards and gut fluid melting at my kneecaps, and i finish it with a hollow point round to the righ temple.

Fucking awesome suicide.

not sure how i want to die but i want to cough up blood before i die

there was a man in Germany who offered 16 million dollars to the woman that could kill him using sex. Needless to say, everyone who tried failed, and he was eventually arrested for scamming.....Smartest man alive.

Late.

Failing that: In the heart of a sun.

It's a long wait ti'll its possible, and awesome when it happens.

I would want to either go out in a huge explosion saving the human race from certain doom, or like many others death by Snu-Snu

Quickly and painlessly, like a bullet to the head or something, or euthanasia. Or radiation disease like in that famous CoD4 scene, I'd love to see the mushroom cloud.

If we're going for impossible fantasies, after conquering the world, getting crowned emperor of the Earth, and piloting a spaceship with an antimatter bomb into the heart of a genocidal alien battle fleet to save the planet.

Indigo_Dingo:
Edit: I've been reading way too much Watchmen, I'm aping Alan Moores writing style.

Actually, Rorschach's speech was based around the Son of Sam's writing style..... *backs away slowly*

Without psychological, emotional or physical suffering, holding a loved one who was going out with me.

Failing that, happy.

Hunde Des Krieg:

jewru:

Hunde Des Krieg:
Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

I just thought sounded cool... realism can go right out the window...

true that

I'd want to die saving someone close to me from mortal peril.
Oh, and I'd like it to be in slow-motion.
*imagines*
Aw-hah, sweet.

Deah by 'snu snu' (Not sure of the spelling. Guess that means if you get the referance, you're awsome)

I don't know the specifics, but I was thinking a heroic battle against an evil persona non grata, plenty of witnesses, a valiant and slow yet painful death at the end of combat, and a big funeral with a large procession and a beautiful eulogy, sung by a full choir to the tune of "I Am A Viking".

Spontaneous Combustion + Extreme Blunt Force Trauma.

I'd hug one unlucky soul before the final breath, flail wildly into a busy street, and get hit with 3 tons of bus going 40mph. It would be hilarious to see the investigators figure out the cause of death, and an even funnier obituary.

If that isn't an option, I'd hammer a bullet into my skull and have someone hide the hammer in an undetectable manner, just to fuck with the CSI guys head.

heart attack during sex.

Massive heart attack right at the point of orgasm while having sex with a barely-legal girl while I myself am in my forties or fifties.

(what does it say about me that I had that response pre-fabricated before I even saw the topic title?)

Id like to take that drug that was in the movie Crank, the Beijing Cocktail if it only existed. That would be a hell of a last day for anyone trying to stay alive as long as they can.

MurderousToaster:

Or I'd kill the president of the US. Bush, I mean.

I heard a thousand people screaming,
while 3 billion others cheered,
he was gone,
and I would soon be,
executed by the state,
all appeals would be in vain.

Sadly if you listen to the song, you'll see it wouldn't have any effect.

I don't want to die personally. But If I have to I guess I would have to say I want to go peacefully. And In a way that does not hurt the people I love As I would not ever wish any pain on them .

Of old age, surrounded by those I love.
Boring, perhaps, but that's what I want. That, or dying in an attempt to save one of the aforementioned loved ones.

Dys:
Deah by 'snu snu' (Not sure of the spelling. Guess that means if you get the referance, you're awsome)

Lol futurma rocks :P

Dying after having single handedly saved the world from an alien invasion of some sort after saying the coolest line ever before blowing up the mothership. And somehow have people know about the last few seconds so that they could all be amazed at my wit for thinking up and then saying the coolest line ever. If only i knew what it was.