Many agree that Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is one of the greatest reviewers here on the escapist and I happen to agree. But what do you think was the best Zero Punctuation gag/moment?

The bug thing . "and whistled for a BABOON!'

"On the whole though it's just not as good as tonguing another mans balls! I mean as it used to be, I'm not gay!'

"I mean you ADRIAN!" is my favorite.

Revelo:
"On the whole though it's just not as good as tonguing another mans balls! I mean as it used to be, I'm not gay!'

Right there.

"You are here. Enemies are there,

KILL

THEY

ASS"

The best review in my opinion(ninja gaiden 2)

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but no-one's going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"

smallharmlesskitten:
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Threads like this always get locked.
Anyways,
"Oh, it's alright. you can swear on the internet. Your mom is not going to read it because she's too busy being fucked by ME" is my favorite.

Dayne Gonsalves:
Threads like this always get locked.
Anyways,
"Oh, it's alright. you can swear on the internet. Your mom is not going to read it because she's too busy being fucked by ME" is my favorite.

From the same one, Mailbox Showdown: "You want a number? How about the number four? As in fourck you!"

i have a few.
"and thats because of you Adrian i know your name isnt Adrian but it would be funny for any Adrian watching this"
"i like to call it the fuck you button"
the yarg thing in assassins creed
the piss cannon when he shoots his cat out his house playing condemed 2

there are actually quite a few favorites of mine:

- The beginning of the newest one where he starts out in silence and then just says "Ehh, it was alright I guess" and then it cuts to the ending.

- The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky episode where it cuts out in an error at the end

- "Stonking Great Tits"

- "You know me, I'm a twitchy instant gratification kind of gamer, who's not happy playing a game unless he's got a gun the size of a motorbike in his hands and a severed alien willy bouncing off the front of his space helmet."

"I want you take part in a practical demonstration. Find a pen or other similarly dimensioned object in the detritus surrounding your computer. Seriously. Pause the video and get one. Don't just wait to see where I'm going with this, just get it. *waits 5 seconds* Right, when I'm done talking, pause the video again and put the pen between the third and fourth fingers and squeeze. You may have noticed that this really fucking hurts and you are now in a great deal of pain, congratulations, you've just received your punishment for not buying Psychonauts."

Goldeneye103X2:
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but no-one's going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"

Thats easily the most memorable, but I think either

Baby Tea:
"Mercenaries 2, or as it should be called: Air Strikes 2: Hurray for Air Strikes."

or

sv93:
Mine would have to be his whole rant on killing old ladies in Saints Row 2 review. That makes me laugh every time I watch it.

Well, it's alright.

that or fuzzy-felts deep-space nine.

Baby Tea:
"Mercenaries 2, or as it should be called: Air Strikes 2: Hurray for Air Strikes."

I laugh out loud every time.

That's a classic.

Because I'm so incredibly mature, when the FEAR: Perseus Mandate review cuts to the sewer section and there's a big sign saying "BEWARE: POO" I always crack up. Also, in the appropriately scathing review of Jericho Yahtzee comments that the level designers "should be feeling ashamed of themselves" when the animation switches right on the 'f' to show the designers being fed to a shark. It's an excellent bit of comedy misdirection and timing and never fails to raise a chuckle.

-Nick

"Gamers Robina!" also the entire witcher review was amazing, "My +69 Staff of Penetration"

"Sit down and play the new ickity boingo splech"

-Ooo look he's a doggy mash up his widdle face and call him Chips
-It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire

To name a few.

CalciumDust:
"Gamers Robina!" also the entire witcher review was amazing, "My +69 Staff of Penetration"

GAMETRADERS ROBINA

MY FRIEND GUY'S HOUSE

when the characters look at yahtzee in the Gh3 review after he says "toungeing another mans balls"

ampa451:
when the characters look at yahtzee in the Gh3 review after he says "toungeing another mans balls"

and Branston Pickle.

Goldeneye103X2:
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but no-one's going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"

That would be it. ^^

My favourite is the mushroom cloud with the smiley face and magical stars in STALKER Clear Sky

"And to balance the unentertaining seriousness of this sentence, OINGO BOINGO WHOOPSY KNICKERS"

"it's like halloween except its you giving out the candy and the candy is BULLETS"

Goldeneye103X2:
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend the whole afternoon explaining that but no-one's going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"

Darthracoon:
"You are here. Enemies are there,

KILL

THEY

ASS"

The best review in my opinion(ninja gaiden 2)

and
If disliking this shit makes me stupid then call me retard mcspacky pants