Muckraker Posts: 305 Joined: 5 Apr 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3236 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
That's some fine reporting there. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 571 Joined: 16 Nov 2008 | Im more suprised that he was able to break out by hiding in the box....but still even though hes a criminal, thats a pretty great way to get out of jail. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 587 Joined: 6 Oct 2008 | awesome. a win 4 snake fans everywhere |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 628 Joined: 26 Jul 2008 | I am just curious to know why the guards did not think the random moving box was weird at all. Also, is it just me or is that prison really easy to escape from? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1097 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | Snake? Snaaake?? SNAAAAAAKE!?!?! Did the people lifting the box not notice that it was about as heavy as a, oh say, Turkish prisoner -_- Then again, now I have a plan to escape from the box factory... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1054 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | Stupid guards, everyone knows to look inside the hand-hold if you see a box marked "kitchen 2" in " warehouse 3". Duh. |
Beat Writer Posts: 170 Joined: 8 Oct 2008 | That is so freakin awesome. Now all this prisoner has to do is get a really long bandana. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 95 Joined: 14 May 2008 |
And grow a rockin' mullet. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1541 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
I think they were distracted by the porno mag someone had dropped on the ground. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 70 Joined: 31 Oct 2008 | i wonder if the guards had giant punctuation marks on their head. |
Muckraker Posts: 270 Joined: 16 Nov 2008 | I bet it was just Solid Snake on a training exercise. And don't you DARE SAY HE ISN'T REAL!!!! |
Muckraker Posts: 305 Joined: 5 Apr 2008 |
Of course it was Snake, notice they never revealed what the prisoner's name was. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 720 Joined: 29 May 2008 | least He did a Non Violent way out... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 755 Joined: 21 Oct 2008 | *shrug* eh, its just a box. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008 | Aren't turkish prisons meant to be pretty hardcore? Seems he got away pretty easily. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2788 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | one of the "metal gear solid" jokes: "Sheikh? ... Sheikh?... SHEEEIIIKKKKHHHHH!" |
SUSPENDED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Mobilise the B & B unit. We must recapture him. User was suspended for: Does New Korean Game Rip Off Team Fortress 2?. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2290 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | So basically the guy did some average level sneaking for 3 minutes then had to watch a poorly directed espionage film about mechs for 3 hours. Shit man, I'd have stayed in prison. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1002 Joined: 9 Jul 2008 |
Haha, you win the thread. =P |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 699 Joined: 8 Sep 2008 | wow... now i know. if im ever stuck in a turkish prison, treat it like a stealth game. |
SUSPENDED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | $50 says that Fox News are gonna spin this and say videogames are helping put armed criminals back on the streets. User was suspended for: Does New Korean Game Rip Off Team Fortress 2?. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2737 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
More likely they'll say rapists and child molesters than armed criminals. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 60 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | I shouldn't be saying this, but: It was a German prison he escaped from. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1211 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | I read about this some time ago (being a few days). I wonder if Hideo Kojima would feel pride at this. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 778 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 |
Obviously. Who ever woul dhave thought of using a cardboard box before MGS? It's madness, really. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 988 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | Madness? THIS...IS..SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but seriously, I want to know exactly how this could even happen in the first place. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1080 Joined: 11 May 2008 | Ok...I lol'ed |
Muckraker Posts: 320 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | When i read the title i couldn't beleive it and had to read it. Unbelievable to think that you could escape Prison in a cardboard box |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 876 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | This is awesome. Yet this is also scary just how easy it is to escape from prison. |
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I saw this on Australian Gamer today and just felt I had to post it.
http://www.australiangamer.com/news/1424_the_simplest_ideas_are_always_overlooked.html
Essentially, a Turkish man escaped from prison by hiding in a cardboard box. Has this man ever played MGS? We'll never know...