What's the first thing you hear in the morning? For me it's my awful alarm clock, then my dog's sneaky movements, and last i hear my mom screaming my name. god i hate the morning.

My mom unlocking my door to wake me up.

My brother getting up for work and then the sweet embrace of (day)dreams for another few hours.

Alaram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in spanish.

JFKdidntLoS:

reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

My mother's voice telling me to get up. Damn alarm clocks won't work on my for some reason...

I have an alarm clock that plays the theme song from the old spider-man cartoon.The sound like nails on a chalk board in my mind. Best alarm clock I've ever owned.

I hear whatever song is playing on itunes. Leave my music on to fall asleep quicker and wake me up

It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

My Mothers voice asking me if I am awake. She is nice but extremely annoying.

My dogs barking at either the wind, a car driving by or the woman who is fleeing my room, hard to tell with them really.

my alarm clock sounds like a screech owl.

Anxiety wakes me up, not exactly a body clock!

Chickenlittle:

JFKdidntLoS:

reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

That happens to me too and I thought it was because of all the binge drinking.

Typically me sighing and thinking "Awesome. Another glorious day of life. Praise the Lord." (Or at least should be thinking that), or a car driving by on the street. Which is only going to become more common because a new part of that street is being opened, allowing more traffic from one highway to another, right outside my window.

Bagpipes. Fucking bagpipes.

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

The Iron Ninja:
The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

Tui's are awesome... awesome birds

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Excelcior:

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Technically yes, though in slang generally I use it as a term for bumping uglies.

Let's see... 6:00 alarm clock(calm music), 6:30 alarm clock(rock music) i never respond to the first one, 7:00 alarm clock(heavy metal, that usually does the trick).

Sandhill Cranes.

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

There's nothing quite like waking up to the sounds of your roommate getting his bone on... (My former roommate had a very... um... loud girlfriend.)

But this wonderful morning I awoke to the pleasing strains of the Avett Brothers. Ahh, iPod alarm clock. I love you.

Everyone coming home after a long days work. (I sleep during the day)
That or some twat with a lawn mower.

Btw Dr Spaceman, shoulda just gotten the guy a extra pillow for her. <.<;;;

MY 11-week old son telling me he wants fed. AGAIN!

The screams and wimpering noises of my victims in the cellar!

Dinosaur roars. I got this classic alarm clock (not digital, thanks) with rotating hands of a T-Rex pointing to the time. And at six in the morning... "RAWR. RAWR. RAWR."

Some mornings it scares the shit out of me, other times it makes me chuckle. Usually it terrifies me.

Just lately? Construction work on my house, beginning at 6:30am.

*Twitch* Urge to go postal.. rising..

Alarm on my phone, although I normally wake up a few moments before and put on The Doors instead. Much nicer.

rossatdi:
Alarm on my phone, although I normally wake up a few moments before and put on The Doors instead. Much nicer.

I find that is always the case. You set an important alarm and wake up 1/2 an hour earlier