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JFKdidntLoS
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What's the first thing you hear in the morning? For me it's my awful alarm clock, then my dog's sneaky movements, and last i hear my mom screaming my name. god i hate the morning.

TriggerAF
Beat Writer
Posts: 187
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

My mom unlocking my door to wake me up.

Amnestic
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3236
Joined: 22 Aug 2008

My brother getting up for work and then the sweet embrace of (day)dreams for another few hours.

reaper_2k9
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Joined: 22 Oct 2008

Alaram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

JFKdidntLoS
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reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in spanish.

Chickenlittle
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Joined: 4 Sep 2008

JFKdidntLoS:

reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

stompy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3664
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

My mother's voice telling me to get up. Damn alarm clocks won't work on my for some reason...

rottenbutter
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Posts: 2735
Joined: 5 Aug 2008

I have an alarm clock that plays the theme song from the old spider-man cartoon.The sound like nails on a chalk board in my mind. Best alarm clock I've ever owned.

EcksTeaSea
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Joined: 16 Nov 2008

I hear whatever song is playing on itunes. Leave my music on to fall asleep quicker and wake me up

MitchBeaudry
Paperboy
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Joined: 12 Nov 2008

It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

Sewblon
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1942
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

My Mothers voice asking me if I am awake. She is nice but extremely annoying.

NeoAC
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Joined: 9 Jun 2008

My dogs barking at either the wind, a car driving by or the woman who is fleeing my room, hard to tell with them really.

JFKdidntLoS
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Joined: 31 Oct 2008

my alarm clock sounds like a screech owl.

Nazulu
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Joined: 5 Jun 2008

Anxiety wakes me up, not exactly a body clock!

reaper_2k9
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Chickenlittle:

JFKdidntLoS:

reaper_2k9:
Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

That happens to me too and I thought it was because of all the binge drinking.

Anarchemitis
On the Record
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Typically me sighing and thinking "Awesome. Another glorious day of life. Praise the Lord." (Or at least should be thinking that), or a car driving by on the street. Which is only going to become more common because a new part of that street is being opened, allowing more traffic from one highway to another, right outside my window.

Canadianwookie
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Joined: 9 Oct 2008

Bagpipes. Fucking bagpipes.

smallharmlesskitten
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Joined: 3 Apr 2008

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

The Iron Ninja
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

smallharmlesskitten
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The Iron Ninja:
The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

Tui's are awesome... awesome birds

MitchBeaudry
Paperboy
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Joined: 12 Nov 2008

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

smallharmlesskitten
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MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

MitchBeaudry
Paperboy
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Joined: 12 Nov 2008

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Excelcior
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Joined: 10 Aug 2008

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Amnestic
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Joined: 22 Aug 2008

Excelcior:

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Technically yes, though in slang generally I use it as a term for bumping uglies.

Jursa
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 11 Oct 2008

Let's see... 6:00 alarm clock(calm music), 6:30 alarm clock(rock music) i never respond to the first one, 7:00 alarm clock(heavy metal, that usually does the trick).

The Kind Cannibal
Press Junketeer
Posts: 421
Joined: 19 Aug 2008

Sandhill Cranes.

Dr Spaceman
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Joined: 22 Sep 2008

MitchBeaudry:

smallharmlesskitten:

MitchBeaudry:
It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

Yeah, they thought I had left for work but I had the day off. I was sleeping on the couch and they had their door wide open. I'm happy to say they just got married actually and don't have anyone living at their apartment now.

There's nothing quite like waking up to the sounds of your roommate getting his bone on... (My former roommate had a very... um... loud girlfriend.)

But this wonderful morning I awoke to the pleasing strains of the Avett Brothers. Ahh, iPod alarm clock. I love you.

avykins
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1778
Joined: 8 May 2008

Everyone coming home after a long days work. (I sleep during the day)
That or some twat with a lawn mower.

Btw Dr Spaceman, shoulda just gotten the guy a extra pillow for her. <.<;;;

Milford Cubicle
Beat Writer
Posts: 144
Joined: 17 Nov 2008

MY 11-week old son telling me he wants fed. AGAIN!

orifice
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 603
Joined: 18 Nov 2008

The screams and wimpering noises of my victims in the cellar!

Tattaglia
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1179
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

Dinosaur roars. I got this classic alarm clock (not digital, thanks) with rotating hands of a T-Rex pointing to the time. And at six in the morning... "RAWR. RAWR. RAWR."

Some mornings it scares the shit out of me, other times it makes me chuckle. Usually it terrifies me.

Labyrinth
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3785
Joined: 14 Oct 2007

Just lately? Construction work on my house, beginning at 6:30am.

*Twitch* Urge to go postal.. rising..

rossatdi
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Joined: 27 Aug 2008

Alarm on my phone, although I normally wake up a few moments before and put on The Doors instead. Much nicer.

smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Apr 2008

rossatdi:
Alarm on my phone, although I normally wake up a few moments before and put on The Doors instead. Much nicer.

I find that is always the case. You set an important alarm and wake up 1/2 an hour earlier

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