I'm not worried. I have my trusty "Zombie Survival Guide" with e at all time, just in case.

Edit: I hate to admit it, but if a real zombies outbreak happen, it would the happiest day of my life.

If a zombie outbreak ever occurs, I hope it's the kind of zombies from resident evil 1-3, and not the Dawn of the Dead ones, cause they are like... Extremely fast :O

Truthfully, I would be shitting my pants and crying for my mother. Eventually, my survival instinct would kick in, and I'd have to find some weapons (shovels are probably the best, since they are long but don't need ammunition), some team-mates, and barricade with supplies.

Perhaps it would play out like Left 4 Dead?

SWEET! collect together the shiny sharp things! then run around pretending that the zombies are chavs, and cutting their heads off!

Ah, another zombie thread.

Well the last 6 months of running and press-ups finally comes to fruition. Die zombies, die!

Also, as long as they are classic Romero zombies not re-make Dawn zombies. That's no fun.

That would be the happiest day in my life! I'll grab my survival pack, weapons, and The Zombie Survival Guide.

I would either be one of the first zombies, the ones that are killed before it's clear that it's a real outbreak

or I'd be ripped to shreds by a zombie, first human in the world to die by means of zombie.

I'd try to escape from the infected area, but eventually return after significant numbers of the zombies have been killed to assist in their eradication.

Unless they are the extremely fast type. In that case, I'd barricade myself in a secure area and constuct some kind of makeshift firebomb.

Steal a tank

If you ask me, it'll be fun!
Its a 1 shot chance to have a epic
fight of your life like Resident Evil,
but be sure your fast enough to avoid
the dog zombiezzzz, ouch!

Indigo_Dingo:
I'd be one of the few ones who looks at the zombies rationally, and figures out that they're not that much of a threat if don't panic.

that's what they want you to think.

Promptly die.

urprobablyright:

he is -also- very close to figuring out the special thing about this post...

What? Is this like the 10th zombie thread this week so you get a prize?

Or is it the first one to include a vaguely racist intro/real news story as a start?

Seriously what? Dazzle us.

Ok, see you have to clarify. Are the zombies the classic, really slow and stupid kind? Or are they the fast, insanely agile kind. Even worse, do some of them have special abilities (like Left 4 Dead).

So really, if its the fast, super powered kind, NO. I hope that never, ever, happens!

If its the really slow kind, HECK YES! Bring them on! The only people that fall to them will be the dumbest of the dumb, and I could just go out and kill them and take whatever is in their wallets...

I would find a bandanna, go to the nearest military base, loot all that shit and declare a war on intelligence. we iz goin on a WAAGH wiv da nobz an da slashin an da krushin, iz guna be great.

urprobablyright:

I actually made this post as a satire of people who copy posts~

Thread lock!

I have a crowbar. It is two metres long and heavy. Fun times abound.

Personally I wouldn't be too chuffed if there was a zombie outbreak :D

Whether the Zombies are slow or fast it wouldn't be fun (slow zombies are slow, but they have huge numbers).

...Unless of course I had access to a zombie-free 'mall'. Then it would be sweet, going shopping whilst cheesy 80's rock plays inexplicably in the background.

Nuke'em from orbit is what I would recommend.

first lemme get this out of my system. There are no zombies in left 4 dead, they are infected. Phew glad thts out.
Anyways onto the question, i dream about zombie outbreaks i'm a zombie fanatic. It'll probably take me a week or so to get use to all of it then ill be fine and able to kill zombies with an awesome headshot with a sniper rifle from 300 yards away :P

I think I'd quite enjoy it just aslong as I had a gun and plenty of ammo. Life is quite boring when you think about it, it would be fun to give the whole zombie thing a go.

I'll take the fallout 3 cure for radiation poisoning here aswell. "A bullet to the head"

I'd be scared as hell, but it would be nice to have one huge problem to focus on instead of worrying about lots of little things.

It would be awful, the world would collapse and if it wasn't contained just about everyone would die.

Of course, the ability to contain it would depend upon the nature of how the zombieism spreads.

Assuming that it goes the way of most films and games:

Infection spreads, military repel, constant battle for survival. Under these circumstances the economy would collapse, all 'survivors' would die within months if not weeks because you would not have sufficient food. You would lose all of your family and friends. I can't imagine much worse!