I know it's late but meh. Also what would your ideal costume be if you could pull it off?

I was Naked Snake because I have more camo print stuff than you can shake a something at. So it wasn't anything to put them together and ruin a pair of batting gloves and a shirt for the bandanna. My ideal costume is for my brother my dad and myself to dress up as the white people in our neighbor hood see us. And my (white) mom. My dad would have a big, big fro (bigger than he had in the 70's), with a pick in it. And bell bottoms and a cigar. My brother would have his pants around his knees, a dew rag and a tv, I would have WAY too much make up and DMV/bear claw press on nails, my mom would be either 600lbs or a slutty white chick from a rap video. We live near some pretty ignorant people if you can't guess. My dad is "one of the good ones" to them. And my brother and I are, "those nigger kids"

I answered the door to people younger than me. I'm in a tenemant block, three stories directly above the front door, so when I got buzzed and heard "trick or treat" I walked back into the living room and dropped water balloons and eggs at the front door area.

Molikroth:
I answered the door to people younger than me. I'm in a tenemant block, three stories directly above the front door, so when I got buzzed and heard "trick or treat" I walked back into the living room and dropped water balloons and eggs at the front door area.

You mangnificent bastard, I salute you!

I turned of the light and hid, just so people wouldn't bother me. I'm a grumpy (15 year) old git.

Thats how I roll

I had a supersoaker and a mask of hate.

*Ding*
"Trick or treat!"
*Squirts with most powerful super soaker ever, man i love it, CPS 2000 or something*
"This Is Not America! Burn For Your Sins And Remember What Country You're In!"

Ah, good times. Bloody american holidays and pronunciations. Get off my lawn.

Ok, so i only squirt the older ones and threaten the little ones. But i'll be damned it they think they can do this unpunished.

I choose to walk around nude.

What could possibly be scarier than that?

Hey Joe:
I choose to walk around nude.

What could possibly be scarier than that?

Me too. I went around my own home in only a small towel wrapped around my waist. Kids knock on door. I answer and suddenly I'm a bad guy ?
Not my fault they chose to interrupt me during my "personal" time. -.-;;;

LOL, little fuckers, get a taste of the future, where Halloween is an annoyance at best.

I dressed up as a bogan and creepily hit on the people that rang my doorbell.