God I doubt your existence and if you want to send me to hell at least get of your bony arse and kick me down yourself you lazy prick.
There that should do it.

I think that if you belive in an existence of pure pain and tourture and think that if anyone who doesn't belive in what you belive goes there that you deserve to go there.

I'll tell you what sins I will go to hell for!

Sins so horrible and evil that I'll be satan's lapdog, sins so deluded and hedonistic that people will orgasm and children will run screaming after I have commited to them...

Sins...of a solar empire! :D

Monkeyman8:
Wasting your life for a fictitious god. Don't get me wrong, killing, raping, etc. IS wrong. But wasting the ONLY LIFE you have, is hell. For you have wasted your time on this planet to insure you might get into a heaven that doesn't exist.

This but with improved grammar. :P
Hell doesn't exist, it's just a scare tactic.

Oh and if they do exist, I've got a nice ass-kicking for God AND the Devil.

Gahars:
I'm an athiest, but if I had to choose...

Rickrolling someone with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TswTenrEwwM

I can't beleive I fucking fell for thatĦĦĦ

god would punish me because I'm a heretic and do not beleive in christian religionĦĦĦĦ(although I come from the same root, in fact HE comes from my roots)

p.s I GOT BARRY MANLOWEDĦĦĦ

Well, I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in Hell. But if it did exist, rapists, murderers and child molesters should be a headin' there.

And above hell there should be a "sort of bad people but don't really deserve hell" level. And it can have Pirates, Vikings, Ninja, video gamers and atheists in it.

For all of them. But I'm not worried, I've been married twice so I qualify for Hell's job placement program:)

All sins can send you to hell, and God can forgive you of any including murder if you repent and accept him.

Does hell even exist?

I hate to inform everyone, but... We are ALL going to hell, faith in Christ or no. Every one "bad" thing you have done or thought of doing has bought you your own little corner of the Inferno. Lets face it, I'm not religious to any "faithful" extent, but even I know that we are god's unwanted flock... sorry for the metaphorical crap, but thats what most religion is anyway.

Forgiveness can be achieved by ANYONE that repents... thats bull. God IS NOT FORGIVING. He is the epitome of ORIGINAL sin. God created man in his image, thus, God is created in ours. God may have been good and benevolent ounce, but look at the vaster majority of people world wide. If God exists he is hardly goodly and he is not forgiving...

well, I'm an athiest so I don't think any sin sends you to hell. I don't like theft however, I just don't really see why people need to do it.

I kicked a baby, once. I'm pretty sure I'll go to hell for that. I also sold beef products to devout hindus, remaining silent when they made the mistaken assumption that said products were pork. Though I don't think God has any problem with that.

Y'know, I've never really bought into the whole "You're a horrible bad evil person and you deserve untold suffering forever, but you can go to Heaven solely because Jesus is willing to bail out your sorry ass." thing. Does anyone else find that to be depressing?

Even then, don't worry about Hell. The "End of Days" is gonna be here in a few short years... and as for Hell, you can either writhe in agony until you no longer feel any sort of pain or anything else for that matter. Hell is not that bad, accept it as it is and you can Rule there...

None, Hell is not a concept in the Jewish faith which makes me think it and Satan were added later by the Romans when trying to stretch Christianity over the melting pot of other faiths they used to help 'ease' others into at least accepting Roman rule. I think worst case scenario you are with god in the afterlife or you simply are not, though I'm not sure if thats how it works or not.

Still I don't see what the Daughter of Loki has to do with any of this anyways.

How come God doesn't go to hell for his sins?
namely:
- kidnapping: Jonah and the whale
- Genocide: Sodom and Gomorrah
- Vanity: creating us in his image
- accessory to crimes: he created us, thus he should share responsibility for our wrongdoing
- arson: appearing as a burning bush to Moses
(I'm kidding God's alright...oh I am so damned...)

I don't believe in hell.

SomeBritishDude:
I've read His Dark Materials and loved it. Im going straight to hell.

I've been wondering about that saying... Straight to hell.. Is there an other way? A beautiful tour of what you did not get into, like heaven? Maybe even visit purgatory to meet the people who were slightly less horrible than you? Is the tour guided by Jesus? God should open a travel agency..

On topic, though, it depends on God, or Allah, or whichever of the religions has it right (assuming any do and the real creator of this world isn't a 3-legged fish-plant who has tea with butterflies on a lovely Xquizelr-afternoon, or it's simply all poppycock and there is no afterlife. Wouldn't that be mighty dull though?). If said deity is an ass he(or she, or it, but for simplicity's sake, he) will tend to not forgive people and carry grudges and such. If he is as loving kind and benevolent as they claim he is he will probably be blinded by his own benevolence and let everyone into heaven. If he's just some kind of authority figure, punishing folks based on reasoning not unlike many people's fathers, then who knows, Manson could be up there, talking trash about Mother Teresa who is burning down in you-know-wheresville. Or not. Depends on how drunk dad, er, God is.

Disclaimer: None of the above is meant to in any way offend anyone. If you do feel offended by the contents of the post, please be assured that they are in no way meant as such. Well, maybe the last three sentences..a little.

In my personal beliefs, i don't believe in hell or heaven. I consider myself an atheist, or at least an agnostic... And even if i did believe in such things, I think both heaven and hell would be horrible.
Anyways... On topic. If I were to accept the existence of hell and heaven... uh no i just can't. I don't believe in amorality or morality, right or wrong. Sorry.

It's not horrible and depressing... it is what it is. God wasn't always the evil bastard that he is... we as a species have made him into what he is know. Thats right, HIM! Is there really any doubt?

sorry the concept of hell is ridiculous, as well as heaven, and god. so I'm not to worried about it :) The reason we shouldn't sin, and I mean things that are actually bad and not just deemed wrong by the public, is BECAUSE we shouldn't. Having the threat of hell hanging "over" our heads should not be a factor in why we shouldn't do bad things.

TerraMGP:
Still I don't see what the Daughter of Loki has to do with any of this anyways.

Thanks for reminding me of something I learned from Age of Mythology. For those of you that don't know, Christians got the name for their underworld (Hell) from the Norse goddess of the underworld (Hel/Hell/Hela).

Heaven is a horrible place... A tyrannical god, angles that either hate you or could give less of a crap about you, and an eternity of ignorance and complacency. Also in my research the populace of Hell has had our backs more than that of heaven (I'm going to hell for that one). Think about it, what have angels done for humanity compared to what demons? Both offer inspiration, but angles limit that inspiration to their or God's "glory", demons offer up any information that you are willing to trade for. Understanding and knowledge seems to be the poison dagger in God's heart when it comes to humanity.

If theres a hell i'll be sent there for being an asshole. Heaven sounds like a boring place to be honest.

Religion may be a heaping pack of lies, but it has alway been an interesting study for me. It also makes a good topic of debate, if you have the balls to actually argue against it.

Fun Fact: Hell existed before Heaven and earth. It's the only real neutral party when it comes to humanity.
God is the one that made it a "horrible" place to be.

steeltrain:
If theres a hell i'll be sent there for being an asshole. Heaven sounds like a boring place to be honest.

Cough Hell would have all the good musicians, at least. -_-

SniperInTheSky:
Heaven is a horrible place... A tyrannical god, angles that either hate you or could give less of a crap about you, and an eternity of ignorance and complacency. Also in my research the populace of Hell has had our backs more than that of heaven (I'm going to hell for that one). Think about it, what have angels done for humanity compared to what demons? Both offer inspiration, but angles limit that inspiration to their or God's "glory", demons offer up any information that you are willing to trade for. Understanding and knowledge seems to be the poison dagger in God's heart when it comes to humanity.

The most striking example is God telling Adam and Eve to stay away from the tree of knowledge...he's not a fan of knowledge is this god fellow...

carnkhan4:
How come God doesn't go to hell for his sins?
namely:
- kidnapping: Jonah and the whale
- Genocide: Sodom and Gomorrah
- Vanity: creating us in his image
- accessory to crimes: he created us, thus he should share responsibility for our wrongdoing
- arson: appearing as a burning bush to Moses
(I'm kidding God's alright...oh I am so damned...)

Because He would have to die first.

being rich/ sucsessfull is acctually forbidden in the bible.

ps. the bible, and the god withinit is a lie! the idea that we have to "endure" this life before we got to "heaven" is rubbish and just cheepens the whole experience of life. now if you were god would want people to go out into the world and improoveit or sit around praying to you all the time? if i was god, people would all be sexy and would wear a lot more spandex... but thats just me.

Peoples do me a favor... DO NOT LIVE A LIFE OF COMPLACENT MEDIOCRITY! DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING THAT WILL GET YOUR NAME INTO THE ANNALS OF HISTORY! Doing such is the only true "heavenly bliss", even if you go to Hell at least you will have a name that holds meaning. Accept nothing as it is, either start the revolution or be ready to march beside or behind it... for it is coming... and I'm pretty sure its not breathing hard.

sneakypenguin:

black lincon:
If I'm correct (and I am), Christ taught forgiveness and peace as the most important aspects of ones life. So wouldn't it be safe to assume that no sin will get you into hell? Although I may be wrong on this, I've been taught the only requirement to get into heaven was the belief in god, but of course you get back to the forgiveness thing and you assume that those who don't believe also get into heaven, although I'd like to believe that people who belittle others faith without a full understanding of it (you know who I'm talking to) go to hell, but that would be a horrible double standard on my part.

Hmm common misunderstanding of God. We like to portray Him as this perfectly loving everything turns out okay no matter what kind of God. (because we like to feel good rather than convicted)
But rather He is a powerful just, and wrathful God who can not allow sin into heaven. Only way though to heaven is a faith+repentance of sin(not belief in God) that Jesus is the key to heaven.

Sorry to sound preachy.

Ever heard of the trinity? It's a christian concept that is infinitely complex despite sounding very simple. It basically states that Jesus is god, god is Jesus, and they are both something called the holy ghost (I still don't know what that is). so if Jesus says that you should turn the other cheek or, treat others as though they were yourself, you have to assume that god believes that as well. However should you be Jewish your absolutely correct, according to the Torah god is vengeful and cross, however, being a Christian a tend to follow the peaceful lesson Christ taught.

God is our evil, as we are his.

I could have simply said that I don't believe in god or hell, but instead i'll ask the religious believers a question, that I have genuinely wanted to know the answer to.

If the devil wants you to go to hell then why does he punish you for showing up?
Not only that but he's actually doing god's work for him, if he likes people sinning so much then why does he apparently go out of his way so that the more you sin the more you get punished, and that your punishment is relevant to your crime.
Surely thats what the angels should be doing?
Shouldn't the devil just be like; "glad to see you made the right choice by coming to hell and avoiding all the punishment god had lined up for you, have a beer."