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1)   1 Dec 2008 02:19

Well, earlier this evening we were eating dinner when I looked into the fridge and saw something absolutely horrifying. I don't even know what it was but it smelled horrible and it had to go.

Anyways, the question is: What has been the oldest piece of leftover food in your fridge, and how long had it been in there before you got rid of it?

2)   1 Dec 2008 02:20

i still have a coupple of mars balls, and they stopped making them years ago.

3)   1 Dec 2008 02:22

I found (not in the fridge) a box of cookies that had fallen behind a pipe in my closet once. They were cookies from the people who owned the house before us. They were about 30 years old. I wouldn't touch the box. I made my sister throw them out.

4)   1 Dec 2008 02:25

I once saw moldy jello. Moldy Jello. I didn't even know Jello could get moldy. If you tapped the sides, the mold would jiggle.

5)   1 Dec 2008 02:32

I had some fresh squeezed orange juice in my fridge so long that it began fermenting somehow. Seriously. It had somehow developed what tasted like alcohol, even though I realize it wouldn't have turned into alcohol. It had a fizz too. And I drank it. It tasted pretty good actually.

6)   1 Dec 2008 02:34

Left a 2/3 drank cup of coffee on my table for about 1-2 months. Mould had grown up the side. I thought it would be best to blast it with water from the tap before cleaning... it caused mould spores to fly upwards and everywhere.

I have quite a few other bad stories but it's nearly 3am here and I need to be up for 7 and still have work to do.

7)   1 Dec 2008 02:37

It usually end sup being a condiment as when the fridge gets cleaned out (once a week) those are never checked so they could be a good 2 or 3 years past their expiration date.

8)   1 Dec 2008 02:39

xitel:
I had some fresh squeezed orange juice in my fridge so long that it began fermenting somehow. Seriously. It had somehow developed what tasted like alcohol, even though I realize it wouldn't have turned into alcohol. It had a fizz too. And I drank it. It tasted pretty good actually.

Maybe someone poured a beer in there?

9)   1 Dec 2008 02:41

crimson5pheonix:

xitel:
I had some fresh squeezed orange juice in my fridge so long that it began fermenting somehow. Seriously. It had somehow developed what tasted like alcohol, even though I realize it wouldn't have turned into alcohol. It had a fizz too. And I drank it. It tasted pretty good actually.

Maybe someone poured a beer in there?

It was at my Dad's bouse, and he had a strict no alcohol policy back then. So no. Not a beer. What about your jello?

10)   1 Dec 2008 02:41

I had an apple rotting in a sealed container, mostly for my own interest. A sort of science experiment with nothing to prove.

11)   1 Dec 2008 02:41

I know a guy who has this black thing in his fridge and it's has been there for probably more than 6-8 years.

12)   1 Dec 2008 02:41

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:

xitel:
I had some fresh squeezed orange juice in my fridge so long that it began fermenting somehow. Seriously. It had somehow developed what tasted like alcohol, even though I realize it wouldn't have turned into alcohol. It had a fizz too. And I drank it. It tasted pretty good actually.

Maybe someone poured a beer in there?

It was at my Dad's bouse, and he had a strict no alcohol policy back then. So no. Not a beer. What about your jello?

To say it had it's own ecosystem at that point would be an understatement.

13)   1 Dec 2008 02:43

A jiggly understatement.

14)   1 Dec 2008 02:45

crimson5pheonix:
A jiggly understatement.

Did it have a religion yet?

15)   1 Dec 2008 02:45

implodingMan:
I had an apple rotting in a sealed container, mostly for my own interest. A sort of science experiment with nothing to prove.

I too did a pointless experiment with an apple once, except what I did was I peeled it, drew a face on it, stuck it on top of a pencil and then I waited...

And waited...

And waited...

Then it was starting to look like a shrunken head, and then I had to throw it away.

16)   1 Dec 2008 02:47

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:
A jiggly understatement.

Did it have a religion yet?

Not only that, but it had strong convictions against religion. There were militant atheists! I'm using it as a model on humanity. 2079 is going to be ugly by the way.

17)   1 Dec 2008 02:49

I once made a cake for the 2nd birthday of a cup of yogurt. It was very exciting. My roommates mom threw it out, so now we have a Bolthouse Beverage bottle, one of those Perfectly Protein ones, that is a few months past its first. There's also a thing of homemade hummus from 2 summers ago, that is at this point entirely composed of puffy mold, and some baked chicken left in a bowl, uncovered for at least 6 months. It eventually became rock hard, all the way through. It would be very hard to beat my fridge. I'm talking, "Toys in the Attic" level of epicness.

18)   1 Dec 2008 02:50

crimson5pheonix:

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:
A jiggly understatement.

Did it have a religion yet?

Not only that, but it had strong convictions against religion. There were militant atheists! I'm using it as a model on humanity. 2079 is going to be ugly by the way.

Are there factions? Organized governments? Protesters? It's not accurate otherwise. Besides, everyone knows the world will end in 2012.

19)   1 Dec 2008 02:51

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:
A jiggly understatement.

Did it have a religion yet?

Not only that, but it had strong convictions against religion. There were militant atheists! I'm using it as a model on humanity. 2079 is going to be ugly by the way.

Are there factions? Organized governments? Protesters? It's not accurate otherwise. Besides, everyone knows the world will end in 2012.

Of course it has all of that. And the world will live on after 2012. It'll just look like Fallout 3, if the Jello is to be believed.

20)   1 Dec 2008 02:52

I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

21)   1 Dec 2008 02:54

jim_doki:
I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.(But not for a month, thats just gross.)

That, and fajita meat.

22)   1 Dec 2008 02:55

mydogisblue:

jim_doki:
I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

23)   1 Dec 2008 02:56

crimson5pheonix:

mydogisblue:

jim_doki:
I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

You could always scrape some mold off the bread and eat that.

24)   1 Dec 2008 02:57

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:

mydogisblue:

jim_doki:
I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

You could always scrape some mold off the bread and eat that.

There is none on the bread, there is no bread left. I love those damn things too much.

25)   1 Dec 2008 02:57

I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

26)   1 Dec 2008 02:59

ChocoCake:
I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

27)   1 Dec 2008 03:00

Had a can of string beans in the cupboard for over 4 years, was there before we moved in.
Before that I lived at a place that had a can of red cabbage that had been there longer then anyone had lived there, at least 7 years.
As for the fridge, I think a half used jar of mayonaise that just seperated. No idea how long but i'd guess at a year.

ChocoCake:
I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

28)   1 Dec 2008 03:06

crimson5pheonix:
Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

Varchld:
That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

29)   1 Dec 2008 03:07

ChocoCake:

crimson5pheonix:
Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

Varchld:
That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

30)   1 Dec 2008 03:10

I left an apple oustide in the summer.

A week later it looked a little brown, but nothing to bad; I picked it up and it was completely hollow (eaten by ants and hornets).

My sister had so much old food scraps in her room, she actually had an ant colony living in a thing made of LEGOS.

31)   1 Dec 2008 03:12

I just restocked my fridge yesterday- The only things that are a month old are things that have been sitting in the freezer. =)

32)   1 Dec 2008 03:14

crimson5pheonix:

ChocoCake:

crimson5pheonix:
Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

Varchld:
That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

33)   1 Dec 2008 03:14

Erana:
I just restocked my fridge yesterday- The only things that are a month old are things that have been sitting in the freezer. =)

Well you're no fun. Where's the bread with the medieval society growing on it?

34)   1 Dec 2008 03:15

crimson5pheonix:
That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

I cannot utter the things of which the fish(s) (who knows how many there are) wish for me to do. They have far too much time on their...uhh...fins. I have to get out.

35)   1 Dec 2008 03:15

xitel:

crimson5pheonix:

ChocoCake:

crimson5pheonix:
Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

Varchld:
That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.

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