crimson5pheonix: That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.
I cannot utter the things of which the fish(s) (who knows how many there are) wish for me to do. They have far too much time on their...uhh...fins. I have to get out.
Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*
crimson5pheonix: Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.
Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.
Varchld: That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?
I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.
That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.
Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?
Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.
You could cut the jello in half and put the nonbelievers in the sun.
crimson5pheonix: Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.
Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.
Varchld: That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?
I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.
That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.
Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?
Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.
You could cut the jello in half and put the nonbelievers in the sun.
They're spread evenly throughout the what used to be Jello. I can't just cut it in half.
crimson5pheonix: Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*
They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.
Do they have opposable thumbs? no? Then they are mostly harmless.
EDIT: They are real, I can't use the free form tool you fool!
All I can say is that these "creatures" should not be underestimated. Oh, just take a screenshot, errr a picture I mean. Then you can use the produced product via paint to make the correct cuts. It is a dastardly plan is it not?
EDIT: O dear... I have some Hamlet memorization to do. Bai :)
crimson5pheonix: Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*
They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.
Do they have opposable thumbs? no? Then they are mostly harmless.
EDIT: They are real, I can't use the free form tool you fool!
All I can say is that these "creatures" should not be underestimated. Oh, just take a screenshot, errr a picture I mean. Then you can use the produced product via paint to make the correct cuts. It is a dastardly plan is it not?
I'd have to take a super zoomed picture because they are microscopic!
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome? The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome? The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
There's a box of corn flakes on top of my cupboard from about 2 years ago I cant actually move it its covered in some greasy stuff and stuck to the cupboard.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome? The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
It helps to have someone else in the house that will actually find it. The voices in your head can't throw out spoiled milk for you.
semaj1337: Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome? The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
It helps to have someone else in the house that will actually find it. The voices in your head can't throw out spoiled milk for you.
My old bio professor had a Mcdonalds hamburger that is over 2 years old sitting on his desk. No mold or anything, it still looks perfectly good other than being rock hard.
In my fridge idk not a whole lot prolly taco sauce thats a few months old
sneakypenguin: My old bio professor had a Mcdonalds hamburger that is over 2 years old sitting on his desk. No mold or anything, it still looks perfectly good other than being rock hard.
In my fridge idk not a whole lot prolly taco sauce thats a few months old
Ehrm, my fridge is a pristine temple of cleanliness.
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It's just as well you didn't say anything, I would just put it down as nothing special. I would use a quip about eating it for breakfast and go back to my prophetic Jello civilization.
Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cup won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup
My first night at university I ordered Chinese take out, and I put the soup that I didn't end up eating in my fridge. It eventually got buried behind sodas, beers and other items and when I cleaned out my fridge at the end of the year it was still there. The color had completely changed and it smelled nasty. Had to cover my nose and carry it out with gloves.
Cottage Cheese the last time someone opened it was when Mom made braddica (home made perogies) and that was for my 10th (i'm 17) maybe it has some civilization on it but i'll let it develop atheist then swoop down in a Godly Fashion
When my uncle passed away about 4 years ago we had to clear out his stuff. Among the odds and ends (This junk took months to go thru) We found several cases of 'crystal clear pepsi'. This means he had pop in storage for about 11 years or so.
He also had, I shit you not a few cans in an open case of Billy Beer. For those who don't know this was endorsed by 39th president of the unit states Jimmy Carter's brother. (This beer was discontinued in i believe 1978 it was about 2004 when we found it.)
PS three cans of billy beer sells for about $60 on eBay. :-)
Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*