What is your favorite apocalypse theory, which would you like/rather happen, what do you think is going to happen?
Will it be intelligent robots taking over, meteorites decimating cities, massive waves wiping us from the planet, or a world wide disease, or maybe something else. What do you think? Give your opinions of the apocalypse to come, or not to come. Will it come at all?

There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

Edit: I'm still getting quoted for this lol Yes this is a RvB line GJ :D

101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

This pretty much sums up my views on this topic.

I really hope there is a Metalocalypse. It would be BRUTAL!

"it [is] definitely nuclear weapons, that's what does it, then the explosions cause massive power outages which cause[s] the failsafes to fail which releases a super bacteria from a secret lab, that cause[s] a huge plague and when the victims die, they rise 12 hours later to roam the earth seeking human flesh. A handful of grity survivors from all woks of life were able to keep the legions of infected radioactive undead at bay using only wits and an inexplicable comprehension of agricultural sciences and engineering. everything was looking good, and thats when the meteor hit.(i think i just quoted every crappy hollywood apocalypse movie)
So what happened to the zombies? the meteor killed them.
What about the super bacteria? it was infected by alien bacteria brought by the meteor and it was wiped out by bacteria on bacteria plague.(very ironic)
Why haven't i been infected by the alien bacteria? it only effects other bacteria."-RvB

101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

What this guy said!

Zombie apocalypse! Wooo Hooo!

What 101194 said. Chainsaw + much fuel = my survival plan. Damn government taking away our guns.

I want to die in a supernova from our sun. Nothing like a good suprise apocalypse, no need to plan to survive it.

All of them. I'm talking zombies, meteors, nukes, tidal waves, radioactive zombies (because of the nukes), dinosaur clones, robots, aliens, and the sun exploding all at once. That would be the best apocalypse ever.

Personally, I'm still rooting for CERN to generate a few micro black holes. Death by science

Most likely: Idiocalypse. Intelligence is bred out of the human race, leaving dullards and morons to deal with the remains of once-advanced civilisation. Advanced communications fail and are irreparable/irreplaceable due to the lack of technical skills. Next, your basic infrastructure goes. Power and water mean your great cities are suddenly without a waste disposal system. Disease will run rampant as sewers overflow and access to clean water becomes impossible. Eventually, the stupid masses will have to leave the cities, but there will be no place to go. As the transit and logistics systems in place will be almost entirely gone, supplies will be difficult to come by. People will devolve into violent packs, attacking each other for the last edible supplies as they migrate away from urban areas. Many will starve, to death, unable to adapt to the harsh new life required of them. Eventually, the survivors will have instituted a tribal system of sorts, or simply turned into savages and bandits, looting and pillaging. Insular native cultures will probably be the next to rise up and become advanced and civilised, their future generations venturing into abandoned urban centres, fighting off savages to recover ancient technology, learning as much as they can, so that they do not repeat the mistakes of the past.

I'm rooting for the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy apocalypse where the planet is destroyed to make way for a hyperspatial express route.

Zombies- its all there

hypothetical fact:
I'm rooting for the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy apocalypse where the planet is destroyed to make way for a hyperspatial express route.

I second that

Everyone dies from some virus that I and I alone am somehow immune to. So until I die of loneliness and/or some disease I can't cure on my own, I get the whole planet to myself. First stop - going down to Washington and sitting up on Abe Lincoln's lap like it's a giant throne.

(In this hypothetical, portal transportation has also been invented so I can warp to anywhere on Earth instantaneously. And somehow the system keeps working after everyone who could maintain it is dead. Oh, and no nuclear reactors go off.)

Hmmmm, the politically correct thought police run riot, the christian extremists can't keep their noses out of anything, people become far more illiterate - unable to spell basic words or use basic punctuation and grammar..... holy hell, it's already started. I'm off to get popcorn and enjoy the fireworks.

I vote for the moon crashing into the earth causing the earth to go hurtling into the sun right as it supernovas. Awesome.

It has to be a zombie apocalypse, that way us smart people will survive and we get to watch the foolish (and our enemies) eaten alive painfully.

Zombies! I'll get my chainsaw.

Terminator, need I say more...

Alien Attack.
That would be amazing!

Nuclear holocaust.

That's how it'll happen. Or something having to do with nuclear power. Nuclear plant going kaput (again), lake near Mayak leaking out into the ocean, nuclear bombs destroying the surface and leaving naught but a desert.

Seriously, the whole nuclear thing just screams "going to destroy the planet" to me.

Also, to the person who said something about CERN and micro black holes, that's nothing to worry about. Micro black holes are all over the place. If one were generated at CERN it would decay in less than a second, which isn't enough time for one that small to do anything.

I'm watching out for falling Hrungs, myself.

I don't quite know what a Hrung is, but I intend to survive should one fall on us.

First there's a zombie invasion and in order to defeat them, we try a last stand by firing hundreds of nukes. So 40% of people will die from zombie invasion 55% will die from nuclear radiation and the other 5% will die from spontaneous combustion (added for variation).

I'm going to go with a nuclear holocaust brought on by greedy capitalists selling warheads to terrorist groups. With their lack of understanding of the delicate balance of nature in the world (further weakened by pollution), they simultaneously launch all nukes across the globe, wiping out 99% of life, at the same time transforming the world into a scorched desert.

The remaining human population, after undergoing possible mutations from nuclear radiation, begins a war of survival with each other. Edible matter becomes more valuable than silver. Water, more valuable than gold. Cannibalism will likely become commonplace, with the weak being slain by the strong.

Women also will become incredibly valuable, and a slave trade of sorts will begin between rivaling clans (since a clan system will undoubtedly develop) for both reproduction and sexual satisfaction.

Technology will slowly be rediscovered over the course of generations, only causing more violence to break out. The world will remain barren and wasted, with the few resources left being recycled slowly due to the lack of organisms adapted for decomposition. The population of humans would increase to a small, finite point, and would remain locked in war with limited technology until an outside force acts to break the cycle.

Bunch of apocalypse Tanks from Russia rolls into the rest of the world
DUH

Vallen00:
All of them. I'm talking zombies, meteors, nukes, tidal waves, radioactive zombies (because of the nukes), dinosaur clones, robots, aliens, and the sun exploding all at once. That would be the best apocalypse ever.

You forgot to add that Dethklok would be playing.
And they'd survive it with the power of metal.

Alien apocalypse would be also awesome.

Yellowstone goes boom.

First Zombies made by evil doctor then we make robots to get rid of zombies then Robots rebel so we use super mutated gorrilas then gorrilas go insane so we contact aliens to help after aliens win the try to take over too defeat them we wake up an evil demon to destroy them, then we get an old priest and a young priest to get rid of the demon then a war breaks out between the priests each person taking a side and we wipe each other out with holy hand grenades

Drakstern:
I'm watching out for falling Hrungs, myself.

I don't quite know what a Hrung is, but I intend to survive should one fall on us.

I love you.

The end is already close. We have martians hiding underground, robots hding in plain sight and probably plenty of secret medical research facilities to break.

I really don't care what apocalypse kills us, as long as it comes with at least 30 minutes warning. I have a peanut allergy, so I'll just go eat something delicious in the meantime. :P