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Muckraker
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101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

Is that from RvB? lol
I personally don't have a theory now America have dragged Bush away from the button. I do however fear that China will have an "off day" and decide to use some sort of uber-technology to blow us all away...either that or cats...

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I'm going with the earth being just one Cocoa Puff in a GIANT bowl of cereal to be eaten by enormous cereal mascots.

Either that or something with the Hadron Collider creating a black hole, or alternate dimensions or... summoning cartoons or something.

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Gone Gonzo
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Daymo:
I want to die in a supernova from our sun. Nothing like a good suprise apocalypse, no need to plan to survive it.

not going to happen, sadly. we get a boring red-giant phase, but we will probably die out from increased luminosity before we ever get there.

I think we're all going to die out when an environmental lunatic, working in a virology or microbio lab, releases a pathogen genetically modified to kill us all. This is not science fiction, as scientists have already turned a standard pathogen which targets mice into an apocolyptic 'kill 100% of the mice it infects' pathogen.

Pulitzer Laureate
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The earths polls will switch throwing off our axis causing every natural disaster possible to happen at once. Or we'll reach a worm hole in space that a bunch of aleins have been waiting for our planet to get to so they can pop out and take earth for themselves.

Muckraker
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The "Spreading Branston Pickle on No More Heroes" route.

Gone Gonzo
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I myself always liked Ragnarok as an "end of the world" scenario.

Exit Mundi has a great list of them.

101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

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101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

We call those last people dinner.
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Anyway I choose Zombies.

One time, the power went out in the school, me and some of the people in my shop came up with a very thorough zombie plan
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The Eaten Cake:
The "Spreading Branston Pickle on No More Heroes" route.

This too

Gone Gonzo
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101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

This

Gone Gonzo
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hypothetical fact:
I'm rooting for the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy apocalypse where the planet is destroyed to make way for a hyperspatial express route.

Hey Dude, Don't Forget your Towel!!!!

Red Guard
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I think the Idiocalypse is the likely one, but for sheer weight of AWESOME I'd have to go for a Zompocalypse coupled with nuclear winter and stars going supernova in the sky as Dethklok brutalise the world. I'd be on top of the stage lights with a sniper rifle.

And it would be AWESOME!!!

Press Junketeer
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AS the Mayans said, on December 23rd, 2012, nature will go 'wild' and destroy all life. I might just have to South America, sit on a MAyan Pyramid and watch the world blow up around me...

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wewontdie11:
I really hope there is a Metalocalypse. It would be BRUTAL!

So each person is paired up with a brutal death metal or goregrind song, which then becomes their fate?

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something along the lines of "Neuromancer" except where the A.I. takes over EVERYTHING and is a benevolent dictator.

but it's either going to be nukes or idiocalypse

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Monkeyman8:
something along the lines of "Neuromancer" except where the A.I. takes over EVERYTHING and is a benevolent dictator.

but it's either going to be nukes or idiocalypse

But the World didn't end in neuromancer. Wintermute just became a super being in the net, and met another super AI that came in a burst from space that was recorded by SETI.

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Personally I think that the winged zombie ninjas will descend from the mountains wielding flamethrowers and rain flaming death upon us all.

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Hunde Des Krieg:

Monkeyman8:
something along the lines of "Neuromancer" except where the A.I. takes over EVERYTHING and is a benevolent dictator.

but it's either going to be nukes or idiocalypse

But the World didn't end in neuromancer. Wintermute just became a super being in the net, and met another super AI that came in a burst from space that was recorded by SETI.

I know that's why I use the words "like" and "except".

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Spacelord:

101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

This pretty much sums up my views on this topic.

That's true. I need to come up with a zombie plan A, B, and C...

Gone Gonzo
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I like zombie apocolypse. Because it allows me to wander the world with my rifle and see new places while relying on my skills to survive. And when the zombies catch up and I have one bullet left, I will end myself. Very much my style.

EDIT: What is with all the End of the World bullshit popping up all over the place?

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I want the world to end with Al Gore trying his "Nature Saving Device" (super cereal guys), which sets the atmosphere on fire. No wait, nevermind. I'd rather not let Al Gore have the pleasure. I'll destroy the world with my army of super gophers digging to the core and melting the surface with magma.

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I was hoping for something completely subverting all the normal apocalypse methods. Especially ones like the Rapture. Just because I want to laugh in their faces at how unfathomably wrong they were.

Like have the Norse Gods fly down from the sky and lead the people of earth to battle agains the Ice giants.

Then I could laugh and laugh and laugh at the super conservative fringe groups that are always telling me that the rapture is coming and that I am going to hell.

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Helmet:
I'm kind of leaning toward the whole "Evil god Loki leads fire giants and various other demons into a final battle against the gods, causing most of them to die in an epic battle- god against god." kind of thing.

P.S. while Dethklok plays.

I think I smell a new episode.

As for apocalypse, preferably something I had a part in, like a Doom Ray built by me, or a Weather Dominator.

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ZeroMachine:

Vallen00:
All of them. I'm talking zombies, meteors, nukes, tidal waves, radioactive zombies (because of the nukes), dinosaur clones, robots, aliens, and the sun exploding all at once. That would be the best apocalypse ever.

You forgot to add that Dethklok would be playing.
And they'd survive it with the power of metal.

I also forgot all the bacteria and viruses. And don't forget the volcanoes going off all over the earth, earthquakes (the cause of the volcanoes going off), the Earth's core no longer spinning, a solar eclipse (before the sun explodes, that is),subterranean mole men arising to try to conquer us (because of the eclipse), the ozone layer is disappearing so we can't go outside, and the only weapons that work anymore are swords and spears.

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101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

Yep.

Paperboy
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Well my personal apocalypse is an Irani nuke I live 5 klicks away from the most important non classified super unkown secret militairy target in israel. (kinda like norad).
anyone really belives the nibiru theory?

anyway LA LA CTHULHU FHTNGH!!!!!!!

Gone Gonzo
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Jaythulhu:
What 101194 said. Chainsaw + much fuel = my survival plan. Damn government taking away our guns.

By survival i assume you mean 'gory death'

I'd be calling my friend, who drives APCs for the Army. I'm sure he'd let us in and get some weapons and a few APCs. I'm yet to see a Zombie get in to an armoured vehicle. Assuming there are no boss zombies of course.

Then i go for the International Ferries, that's about the safest place you can get with large amounts of storage/growing space and unlimited water supply.

Copy Clerk
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I'm starting to think I should add a poll to this.
If you think I should, give me a sugestion for the choices, besides...

Zombie Apocalypse
Something Else

lmao

Beat Writer
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Robot Apocalypse, Zombie Apocalypse, or an apocalypse involving robots and zombies, or robot-zombies or zombie-robots.

Gone Gonzo
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101194:
There are two people in the world,People with Zombie Plans and people without Zombie Plans.

Seconded, but I'm in the first category.

Its very much a 'when' not an 'if'.

Paperboy
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it's cold, radiaton, and zombies......kinda like Russia

Gone Gonzo
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If, by an apocalypse you mean the end of the human race. I don't think that it will be by our own hands.

For example, global warming will create extreme famine in many places in the world. This will inevitably lead to rising food prices which will create social unrest and eventually global economic collapse. Government will struggle to hold law and order and society will be left much worse off. Resulting wars both National and Civil will lead to the death of most of the population. Eventually the remaining few will be struck by some kind of disease. Without medical centres to research it many will die. Though I really don't think this will happen.

Another possibility is that we poison ourselves. The pollution we create, pesticides we use and nuclear waste material we create will eventually destroy the natural environment, food chains and eventually our own food supply. Alternatively or in addition to this as a result of the damage we're doing we may create mass infertility and die out that way.

These are both possibilities and quite scary really.

ould likely be due to rising infertility. I think we will pollute and poison our food supplies to such an extent that we will become unable to reproduce

Gone Gonzo
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Hilariously my friend's mum is the most well prepared person for a zombie apocalypse in the world!

She's just very prudent. She has a large separate cupboard in the house full of food for about a year! Then she has two freezers in the garage also full of food. She has masses of board games and tons of blankets kept around too. She's tiny and doesn't eat much so that food would last her about five years. Oh yea, and she has a three year supply of marmite.

Basically she can provide shelter, food, warmth and entertainment during the inevitable stir crazy boredom of a zombie apocalypse. Funny how she's never really heard of zombies.

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Economic crisis. Loss of trust in Cash. Decline in trade. Food shortages in developed, over-populated countries. Followed by small inter-tribal fighting as people denegrate into small groups determined to survive. decline in farming due to unstable society. No Nuclear War, or zombies anything. Just a collapse of society as it become to over-complicated to survive. That would be fun.

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corporate_gamer:
Economic crisis. Loss of trust in Cash. Decline in trade. Food shortages in developed, over-populated countries. Followed by small inter-tribal fighting as people denegrate into small groups determined to survive. decline in farming due to unstable society. No Nuclear War, or zombies anything. Just a collapse of society as it become to over-complicated to survive. That would be fun.

Slow, painful, and quiet...can't really ask for much more right. Just the best of the best left to live out a life of a second Dark Age.

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I love all apocalypses.

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