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On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008   | Oh this is gonna be a fun thread, bookmarked! |
BANNED  Posts: 2505 Joined: 19 Aug 2008    | The image works for me, this should be interesting to read. User was banned for: Poll: Round 5 - Field of Four - (1) Turbine vs (1) Nintendo. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Fixed and done. Yeah, I can see the overactive imagination of the Escapist at work, and me willing to do anything not meshing too well. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 444 Joined: 23 Nov 2008     | I was going to suggest something involving saliva or the like, but I cannot think of any way that would not be deemed insane. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008   | I dont know if it's still there, or even how close alberta is to vancoover, but if you get a chance, check out the Hart Family Dungeon. all the best pro wrestlers come out of there |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3447 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you). |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 426 Joined: 19 Aug 2008  | Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1425 Joined: 2 Mar 2008    |
I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop. |
On the Record  Posts: 7329 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   |
He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1464 Joined: 15 May 2008   |
You know you wanna take me with you!!! I don't take up much room and can be easily stored in a suitcase. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Doing it. Maybe not every sentence, but I will make fun of their speach impediements. You all sound funny!
Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.
Hmm, I guess I could cut you up pretty good. Just don't know how customes would view me carrying a suitcase full of ex-Radelaide around. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1464 Joined: 15 May 2008 |
Pfft, 'sif you'd cut this fabulous thing up? Just kinda go, "Dun worry, she's harmless. Moar my guard-Rad." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Gonna visit anyone like Easykill or Larenxis while your up there? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4611 Joined: 25 Feb 2008    | Get yourself a Bicycle and head out to Mt. Fromme, see if you can persuade a local to show around the south slope, you may regret it but you won't forget it... Also, play the piss of a Canadian game. Pick one person every day the attempt to wind them up, be they shop staff, a copper or even some guy in the street. It's way, way harder than it sounds. It's even harder the further you get from the centre of Vancouver. Walk into any bar and shout "Kokanee Stinks!" as louds as you can. Then run. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 719 Joined: 29 May 2008   |
All the sterotypical Canadians I can think of only do that at the end of questions. Also, If you have to say "Z" say "zed" instead. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 139 Joined: 17 Oct 2008    | Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it? |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Is Easykill a Vancouverite? I'm meeting up with Archy while I'm there, but the whole point of this travel is so I can meet up with Larenxis in the first place. Geeze, some stalker you guys make. You're supposed to know this info!
I'm insulting the Canucks while I'm there. That should do it I think. But be sure, once I wake up from hospital, I'll insult Kokanee too. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 702 Joined: 20 Nov 2007    |
pix or it didnt happen! no seriously, for all these dares etc. we need pix purps. plz!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | say you're looking for someone, and hold up a postcard of the south park Celine Dion |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 719 Joined: 29 May 2008 |
No, I just mentioned it because I think its a Canadian military thing. Mckay does it on Stargate Atlantis, so I figured it would work for this too. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1210 Joined: 22 Apr 2008    | Right. Here's what you need to do. Get a motorcycle, first of all, painted black with flames. Then, while wearing your '30s mobster outfit (from the "Pics" thread, I'm assuming you still have it) drive the motorcycle off one of those modern drawbridges while it's being pulled up to let a ship through. And the bridge has to be on fire, and you have to be filming it. Then post that shit right up here. I have no idea what that has to do with Canada or Vancouver, or if it is even physically possible, but damn if it wouldn't be cool. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | Somewhere in Canada, Larenxis felt as if a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced. I dare you to mime on the streets on Vancouver. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 423 Joined: 27 Sep 2008  |
Actually, my fellow Stargater (that sounded corny), "zed" is just how we (Canadians) say it, although the American "zee" seems to be creeping into our vocabulary the same way "feet" and "yards" did (you silly Americans and your silly measurements.) And for the record, ZedPM sounds better than ZeePM. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Don't worry, many pix to be shared.
That's far too insane. I don't want to get booted out before my time.
I'm not sure if I will be able to do that, but I think that's a mission right there!
Done and done. Maybe stick my hat down a make a few dollars... or not.
Miles? What's with that? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 702 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far? |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
A bit far. As far as I see, I'm only staying around the city, maybe venturing outside the limits every so often. |
Red Guard  Posts: 4931 Joined: 14 Oct 2007    | Try Airsoft, at least once. I'm not sure if you'll be able to afford it, but it's worth a go. Oh, and get a plushy Moose on a wire which you can walk around. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3447 Joined: 8 May 2008 | If you really want to insult a Canadian ask why all the CFL teams are named "roughriders". |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3644 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    | When are you leaving? and what are the costs looking like? I have 2 months and will jsut walk out the door at work. CANADAAA |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | every meal must include either: a pork product of some kind, or maple syrup |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Ooh, good idea. And what's Airsoft?
I'm leaving tomorrow, arriving Tuesday (which is the same day?! Time travel people!). I'll be leaving Canada the 26th of Jan. I think as it ducks off from peak season, all flight costs go down dramaticlly.
Maple syrup on everything? I don't know, maybe I'll eat it with something obsucre just for you. Maple syrup hotdogs. |
On the Record  Posts: 5788 Joined: 9 Jul 2008   |
Airsoft is basically paintball, but instead of guns which shoot paintballs, they shoot little plastic pellets that sting really bad when they hit you. It's more fun then I'm making it sound. btw, since when is that just a Canadian thing? I live in New Jersey and play it quite a bit. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 75 Joined: 27 Oct 2008   |
The distance between vancouver and niagra falls is about equal to going from one end of europe to the other. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1479 Joined: 6 Feb 2008   | My dare: Dress in liederhousen, put on a Germanic/Scandinavian accent & insist on telling every Canadian you meet that you sympathize because as a Danish person, no one knows where your country is either. |
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Greetings all you hollowed beings. I Sir Rainienstien 3rd will depart my burnt hairy shores as of tomorrow heading off to Vancouver Canada. With me, I shall take the Journal of a madman catalouging my adventures and daring escapes from the fuzz.
So to keep this forum and community related and somewhat more fun for you guys, I want you (don't hide behind that screen) to throw at me, Missions, Dares and other Stuff for me to try and achieve while I'm over there. I have two months, little cash, and don't exactly wanted to be booted outside the country, so I won't do anything too insane. Also, I won't exactly be going on any real road trips across the country so seeing sites may be out of it.
Other than that, I will be providing updates, entries and pixs so you know it really happend.
-The Purps.