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Greetings all you hollowed beings. I Sir Rainienstien 3rd will depart my burnt hairy shores as of tomorrow heading off to Vancouver Canada. With me, I shall take the Journal of a madman catalouging my adventures and daring escapes from the fuzz.

So to keep this forum and community related and somewhat more fun for you guys, I want you (don't hide behind that screen) to throw at me, Missions, Dares and other Stuff for me to try and achieve while I'm over there. I have two months, little cash, and don't exactly wanted to be booted outside the country, so I won't do anything too insane. Also, I won't exactly be going on any real road trips across the country so seeing sites may be out of it.

Other than that, I will be providing updates, entries and pixs so you know it really happend.

-The Purps.

Oh this is gonna be a fun thread, bookmarked!
Your image is broken by the way.
EDIT: Image was fixed as I posted

Spartan Bannana:
Oh this is gonna be a fun thread, bookmarked!
Your image is broken by the way.

Fixed and done.

Yeah, I can see the overactive imagination of the Escapist at work, and me willing to do anything not meshing too well.

I was going to suggest something involving saliva or the like, but I cannot think of any way that would not be deemed insane.

I dont know if it's still there, or even how close alberta is to vancoover, but if you get a chance, check out the Hart Family Dungeon. all the best pro wrestlers come out of there

I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

shatnershaman:
I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

The Kind Cannibal:
Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too.

PurpleRain:
snip!

You know you wanna take me with you!!! I don't take up much room and can be easily stored in a suitcase.

Mstrswrd:

shatnershaman:
I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

Doing it. Maybe not every sentence, but I will make fun of their speach impediements. You all sound funny!

Anarchemitis:

The Kind Cannibal:
Hug a Mountie, or at least his horse.

He would be hard-pressed to find one. Here we just call them 'Police', and they look alot alike American ones too.

Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.

Radelaide:

PurpleRain:
snip!

You know you wanna take me with you!!! I don't take up much room and can be easily stored in a suitcase.

Hmm, I guess I could cut you up pretty good. Just don't know how customes would view me carrying a suitcase full of ex-Radelaide around.

PurpleRain:
Hmm, I guess I could cut you up pretty good. Just don't know how customes would view me carrying a suitcase full of ex-Radelaide around.

Pfft, 'sif you'd cut this fabulous thing up? Just kinda go, "Dun worry, she's harmless. Moar my guard-Rad."

Gonna visit anyone like Easykill or Larenxis while your up there?

Get yourself a Bicycle and head out to Mt. Fromme, see if you can persuade a local to show around the south slope, you may regret it but you won't forget it...

Also, play the piss of a Canadian game. Pick one person every day the attempt to wind them up, be they shop staff, a copper or even some guy in the street. It's way, way harder than it sounds. It's even harder the further you get from the centre of Vancouver.

Walk into any bar and shout "Kokanee Stinks!" as louds as you can. Then run.

PurpleRain:

Mstrswrd:

shatnershaman:
I dare you to use "eh?" at the end of every sentence you say (or every tenth one, whatever works for you).

I like this one. Lets see how long it takes for you to get punched by doing this. I did when I went to Canada, luckily, I was about 12 (if I remember correctly), so people just growled at me to stop.

Doing it. Maybe not every sentence, but I will make fun of their speach impediements. You all sound funny!

All the sterotypical Canadians I can think of only do that at the end of questions. Also, If you have to say "Z" say "zed" instead.

Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it?

Spartan Bannana:
Gonna visit anyone like Easykill or Larenxis while your up there?

Is Easykill a Vancouverite? I'm meeting up with Archy while I'm there, but the whole point of this travel is so I can meet up with Larenxis in the first place. Geeze, some stalker you guys make. You're supposed to know this info!

fix-the-spade:
Walk into any bar and shout "Kokanee Stinks!" as louds as you can. Then run.

I'm insulting the Canucks while I'm there. That should do it I think. But be sure, once I wake up from hospital, I'll insult Kokanee too.

PurpleRain:

Done and done. Also Archy, I've heard through the grapevine (I wonder if I can call Larenxis that?) that you do have those mounted red-coated guys. I will get a picture of me hugging one.

pix or it didnt happen! no seriously, for all these dares etc. we need pix purps. plz!!

say you're looking for someone, and hold up a postcard of the south park Celine Dion

Turkishchocolate:
Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it?

No, I just mentioned it because I think its a Canadian military thing. Mckay does it on Stargate Atlantis, so I figured it would work for this too.

Right. Here's what you need to do.

Get a motorcycle, first of all, painted black with flames. Then, while wearing your '30s mobster outfit (from the "Pics" thread, I'm assuming you still have it) drive the motorcycle off one of those modern drawbridges while it's being pulled up to let a ship through. And the bridge has to be on fire, and you have to be filming it. Then post that shit right up here.

I have no idea what that has to do with Canada or Vancouver, or if it is even physically possible, but damn if it wouldn't be cool.

Somewhere in Canada, Larenxis felt as if a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.

I dare you to mime on the streets on Vancouver.

gamebrain89:

Turkishchocolate:
Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it?

No, I just mentioned it because I think its a Canadian military thing. Mckay does it on Stargate Atlantis, so I figured it would work for this too.

Actually, my fellow Stargater (that sounded corny), "zed" is just how we (Canadians) say it, although the American "zee" seems to be creeping into our vocabulary the same way "feet" and "yards" did (you silly Americans and your silly measurements.)

And for the record, ZedPM sounds better than ZeePM.

josh797:
pix or it didnt happen! no seriously, for all these dares etc. we need pix purps. plz!!

Don't worry, many pix to be shared.

jim_doki:
say you're looking for someone, and hold up a postcard of the south park Celine Dion

That's far too insane. I don't want to get booted out before my time.

Zemalac:
Right. Here's what you need to do.

Get a motorcycle, first of all, painted black with flames. Then, while wearing your '30s mobster outfit (from the "Pics" thread, I'm assuming you still have it) drive the motorcycle off one of those modern drawbridges while it's being pulled up to let a ship through. And the bridge has to be on fire, and you have to be filming it. Then post that shit right up here.

I have no idea what that has to do with Canada or Vancouver, or if it is even physically possible, but damn if it wouldn't be cool.

I'm not sure if I will be able to do that, but I think that's a mission right there!

Hey Joe:
I dare you to mime on the streets on Vancouver.

Done and done. Maybe stick my hat down a make a few dollars... or not.

PumpItUp:

gamebrain89:

Turkishchocolate:
Do you need to say "Zed" because that's how the French pronounce it?

No, I just mentioned it because I think its a Canadian military thing. Mckay does it on Stargate Atlantis, so I figured it would work for this too.

Actually, my fellow Stargater (that sounded corny), "zed" is just how we (Canadians) say it, although the American "zee" seems to be creeping into our vocabulary the same way "feet" and "yards" did (you silly Americans and your silly measurements.)

And for the record, ZedPM sounds better than ZeePM.

Miles? What's with that?
No offence to this argument, but in Australia we seem to say Zed, and sometimes Zee if we're game. So I might not see the benifit for flouting around my Zee's and Zed. Anyway, Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far?

josh797:
can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far?

A bit far. As far as I see, I'm only staying around the city, maybe venturing outside the limits every so often.

If you really want to insult a Canadian ask why all the CFL teams are named "roughriders".

When are you leaving? and what are the costs looking like? I have 2 months and will jsut walk out the door at work. CANADAAA

every meal must include either: a pork product of some kind, or maple syrup

Labyrinth:
Try Airsoft, at least once. I'm not sure if you'll be able to afford it, but it's worth a go.

Oh, and get a plushy Moose on a wire which you can walk around.

Ooh, good idea. And what's Airsoft?

smallharmlesskitten:
When are you leaving? and what are the costs looking like? I have 2 months and will jsut walk out the door at work. CANADAAA

I'm leaving tomorrow, arriving Tuesday (which is the same day?! Time travel people!). I'll be leaving Canada the 26th of Jan. I think as it ducks off from peak season, all flight costs go down dramaticlly.

jim_doki:
every meal must include either: a pork product of some kind, or maple syrup

Maple syrup on everything? I don't know, maybe I'll eat it with something obsucre just for you. Maple syrup hotdogs.

PurpleRain:

Labyrinth:
Try Airsoft, at least once. I'm not sure if you'll be able to afford it, but it's worth a go.

Oh, and get a plushy Moose on a wire which you can walk around.

Ooh, good idea. And what's Airsoft?

Airsoft is basically paintball, but instead of guns which shoot paintballs, they shoot little plastic pellets that sting really bad when they hit you. It's more fun then I'm making it sound. btw, since when is that just a Canadian thing? I live in New Jersey and play it quite a bit.

josh797:
can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far?

The distance between vancouver and niagra falls is about equal to going from one end of europe to the other.

My dare: Dress in liederhousen, put on a Germanic/Scandinavian accent & insist on telling every Canadian you meet that you sympathize because as a Danish person, no one knows where your country is either.