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Muckraker  Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008     | |
Muckraker Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008 |
Yea, that's kinda sad. It's the second largest country on the world. When you look at the map the first thing you usually notice is either Canada, Russia or America. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3638 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     |
I notice Africa first |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3447 Joined: 8 May 2008     |
All cities are like that. I dare you to go to a pro-coalition rally and convince them to start a war with the anti-coalition rally across the street. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3252 Joined: 8 May 2008   | Airsoft is like paintball, but intead the guns shoot little plastic BBs. It's cheaper then paintball. I didn't know Airsoft was associated with Canada. I'm sure they will be meking fun of your speech then you will their's. |
On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007    |
There will be rallies. For who's side, I need to swash up a bit first. Also, it's Downtown Eastside. And yeah, I'll be solidering through there. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1054 Joined: 14 Dec 2007   | If you get the chance, Make sure you burst into the French Canada song. I'm sure they would love it. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3252 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Or, better yet, the Lumberjack Song, dressed as either a lumberjack or a woman. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
I have both- *cough* I mean I have a lumberjack looking shirt. All I need is suspenders and a bra! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 392 Joined: 7 Mar 2008     | yeah! you gotta ride the skytrain! it will bring you around to my side of town... Its really easy to get around on the skytrain because there are only two lines... |
On the Record  Posts: 6088 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | Whatever ya do bro, don't call the place Hongcouver to any of the locals. I make that slip on the ferry to the island all the time, do they get pissed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2884 Joined: 21 May 2008   | I dare you to start a conversation with: "Boy, the seperation of Quebec is an awesome idea". I don't know the BC response yet. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Oh, you live in Vanny? Get outta here!
Yeah, I've heard about that. When I say heard I mean: saw on Wikipedia.
I guess I'll find out. Man, I am going to get beaten' up so much. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 392 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | yeah! I mentioned it before when you had the other thread saying you were coming to vancouver... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2884 Joined: 21 May 2008 | Quote from PurpleRain I guess I'll find out. Man, I am going to get beaten' up so much. Don't get killed, I want someone to vote for the next Escapist election. (Or possibly run against). Note* Sorry, I broke the quote thing and I don't have the keys on my laptop to fix it. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Done. Anyway, I have plans comming up for this next election... it will be awesome. Shit! This election thing is the Escapists Godwins Law! Nobody talk anymore about it!
Oh yeah. Hmm, I guess I'll have to arange something. Australia Day. I have to have a big get together somewhere! |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Ok, update: Here's the list of things suitable from you guys. Come on you guys, anything else? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008    | - Buy a plane Ticket to Montreal |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2111 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   | Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies. It's especially fun when you have a friend with whom to talk extremely loudly about wallabies. We did it on the London trains; the looks we got were priceless. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 701 Joined: 20 Nov 2007    |
sheeeeite son! thats a lot farther than i realized. ok well then nvm.
add "ay" or "eh" to the end of everything you say. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 701 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | whoops double post |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Make a porno. Call it "Purps does Couver" |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.
What's that, eh?
I guess with the emotional guilt and STD's it'll make the previous post with me jumping off a flaming bridge a hell of a lot easier. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2111 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 |
Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube. |
Red Guard  Posts: 2661 Joined: 16 Dec 2007    | I propose that you get a sign that says "I love Escapistmagazine.com" and have people hold it while you take pictures of them (and the city). We can make this a game. 1 point for children and elderly people. Point multipliers. (Thanks Dead Rising) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
Si, muchachos tequilla buritto! Mio Dios! Diablo Burro! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2663 Joined: 4 Nov 2007  |
No escúchele: él tenía burrito malo como un niño. But to all those not living in an former Spanish colony, we speak English. Little do they know that one day the great Spanish-Australian Occupation will come to fruition... Purps: You know, some people have the decency to keep quiet about their trips. Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3754 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | I've been wondering why you weren't posting as much. I thought you might have gone some where else like Warcry... because we aren't good enough anymore or something. Heres what you have to do: Inform everyone that the Kanucks suck. Best to do this while wearing running shows. Use your imagination to best butcher the world Canada and Canadians with your bogan accent and see how others react to it. Walk around with a hockey stick and see what happens. If you can, wear the "Australian" clothing. Cork hat, flag cape and all. Mime while wearing the Australian clothing. Once, just for us, dress up as purple ninja. Maybe in the rain? And make sure you post up plenty of pictures. And tell plenty of stories. We hate being in the dark. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2111 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 |
Will The Escapist send him a prize if he reaches, say, >9k points? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1894 Joined: 22 Jul 2008   |
Aye la! You staying there 7 over days la? Ride the MRT yet mister? Eating prata and gravy for every meal yes, la? Seriously though, Singapore is the best example of why a dictatorship works well. Oh and nice scoring sheet wilson. Although I'd add -X2: Crime occurring the background. X3 if criminal holds sign while committing the act. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
Awww Saskie! You didn't make a thread about it because nobody cares! |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Oh burn!
I was actually thinking around 2k. Can I get a badge? Photojournalist? Frank West Wannabe? Anyway, nice mission Wilson. Be sure I will definatly get that one done. Also, extra points for 'All of the above'?
(Vomits) I once saw what they do over there. Never will a single post reach their shores. Nah, I've being stuck within the relm of PM's.
Oh, you'll see. You'll all see. Bwahahahaha! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2663 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
*sniff* |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Aww, there there. Wanna cookie? Updates! Because Everyone Loves These! Well that's me. I'm off for the night. I won't be replying tomorrow because I don't exactly have enough time. But keep sending in those dares and missions. I'm not too sure when I'll get back to you but I am still looking for all these things to do. Ciao! Bon Vouage! Goodbye and goodluck! God speed! Ahh... seeya! Um, don't do anything I wouldn't do. . Bye y'all. |
Red Guard Posts: 2661 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 |
If you get 2k points, I'll make you Emperor of Canada. Remember, the sign must be in the shot. |
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Isn't Vancouver that city with the really poor part of town with all the drugs?
Hmm, anyone know where exactly the 2010 Olympics are going to be? I think it would be a great photo to have when the Olympics come by. You could show your friends that picture you took of when they were making all the venues etc.