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Gone Gonzo
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berethond:

qbert4ever:

PurpleRain:
Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

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Damn you Hey Joe and your ability to derail threads.

Gone Gonzo
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PurpleRain:
Creepy? Sexy? Why can't it be both?!

Good point qbert, we do need to form zombie barricades for the wedding. Nothing ruins weddings faster than rain (pun could be intended) and the living impaired. I guess that would be half of the shotgun bearers job.

And Radelaide, it happened long before I left. But that's another story.

All together now!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

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Graustein:

PurpleRain:

Graustein:
Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

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Spartan Bannana:

berethond:

qbert4ever:

PurpleRain:
Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 27 Apr 2008

berethond:

Spartan Bannana:

berethond:

qbert4ever:

PurpleRain:
Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

Hahah, I love it, Organ Hero FTW! But seriously, it's Rain's wedding, you'll be playing some machine that only produces screams and squishing death gurgle noises.

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Spartan Bannana:

berethond:

Spartan Bannana:

berethond:

qbert4ever:

PurpleRain:
Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

I get to play the organ!

Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

On a side note, I need a position at this E-Wedding. We must make a thread in the RP section for it soon. Maybe I'll do the same thing did for ULTRAPARTY in the election, fetch you donuts.

No, Like this.

Hahah, I love it, Organ Hero FTW! But seriously, it's Rain's wedding, you'll be playing some machine that only produces screams and squishing death gurgle noises.

I can handle that. That would sound cool. I could do Phantom of the Opera in screams.

Gone Gonzo
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handofpwn:

Graustein:

PurpleRain:

Graustein:
Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

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Spartan Bannana:

handofpwn:

Graustein:

PurpleRain:

Graustein:
Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

Gone Gonzo
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handofpwn:

Spartan Bannana:

handofpwn:

Graustein:

PurpleRain:

Graustein:
Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

Yeah...I love Two and a Half Men
But I actually wasn't even thinking of that when I posted.
And wouldn't I be your Dumb-ass nephew in that case?

Gone Gonzo
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Shotgun guy huh. If this is made into a RP then I suppose I'll end up being that guy.

How the hell did that happen?

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Spartan Bannana:

handofpwn:

Spartan Bannana:

handofpwn:

Graustein:

PurpleRain:

Graustein:
Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

Tell everyone about how you have to wear corks on your hats down there to ward away mosquitoes.

EDIT:
Well damn. It appears that post came a bit late. I think.
I call the position of the guy who has sex in the restroom at the reception.

Damn. Maybe I can pretend to be your smart-ass son who's life has been ruined by your Nymphomania.

'Smart-ass nephew, you mean. And Im glad you realized where I got that from.

Yeah...I love Two and a Half Men
But I actually wasn't even thinking of that when I posted.
And wouldn't I be your Dumb-ass nephew in that case?

Both would work. Jake is a smart-ass and a dumb-ass.

Gone Gonzo
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handofpwn:

Both would work. Jake is a smart-ass and a dumb-ass.

I suppose that's true

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Fire Daemon:
Shotgun guy huh. If this is made into a RP then I suppose I'll end up being that guy.

How the hell did that happen?

With style.

Spartan Bannana:
Don't you mean the Orphan Organs? This is Rain's wedding after all.

Orphan organs?! We need to get married! (Looks around and whispers) Don't tell my E-Bride.

Gone Gonzo
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Do you have anymore pictures from your adventure to Canada?
Or is this just about the E-wedding. I don't think I congratulated you, so...
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Red Guard
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I wait with eager anticipation.

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So the wedding is plotting, and my stay in Canada is still awesome to the +1. But the snow? What the hell is up with it? It stopped for a good amount of time, so I was happy to see green return to my days. I was also amazed that grass stays green even after being covered with 60cm of snow for more then a few weeks. But now it's snowing again! Goodbye Mr Grass. I miss thee.

I have also enjoyed getting in and out of school without anyone noticing. Essentially trespassing without anyone caring. Well I'm a 'Visitor' in all fact, having to sign in and out, yet I was supposed to fill out all these forms to become a 'Volunteer'. Good luck!

Larenxis and I performed Oscar Wilde for a Drama play. While I'd like to lie and said I was good, it really didn't turn out that way in the least. What's the deal with Wilde and adjectives? At least Larenxis was good when she wasn't cracking up over my own stupidity.

Hmm, I guess people want photo's and stuff. I would like to do the one with the 'Escapist Motto' and the 'I love Ultrajoesephine' as well. I guess you better watch this space...

Gone Gonzo
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Where are those photos you promised us Rain?
*Takes a pic[k]et(See what I did there?) sign and starts chanting:* We want pics, we want pics!

Gone Gonzo
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PurpleRain:
So the wedding is plotting, and my stay in Canada is still awesome to the +1. But the snow? What the hell is up with it? It stopped for a good amount of time, so I was happy to see green return to my days. I was also amazed that grass stays green even after being covered with 60cm of snow for more then a few weeks. But now it's snowing again! Goodbye Mr Grass. I miss thee.

I have also enjoyed getting in and out of school without anyone noticing. Essentially trespassing without anyone caring. Well I'm a 'Visitor' in all fact, having to sign in and out, yet I was supposed to fill out all these forms to become a 'Volunteer'. Good luck!

Larenxis and I performed Oscar Wilde for a Drama play. While I'd like to lie and said I was good, it really didn't turn out that way in the least. What's the deal with Wilde and adjectives? At least Larenxis was good when she wasn't cracking up over my own stupidity.

Hmm, I guess people want photo's and stuff. I would like to do the one with the 'Escapist Motto' and the 'I love Ultrajoesephine' as well. I guess you better watch this space...

when are you coming back. We miss you!

Gone Gonzo
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smallharmlesskitten:

PurpleRain:
So the wedding is plotting, and my stay in Canada is still awesome to the +1. But the snow? What the hell is up with it? It stopped for a good amount of time, so I was happy to see green return to my days. I was also amazed that grass stays green even after being covered with 60cm of snow for more then a few weeks. But now it's snowing again! Goodbye Mr Grass. I miss thee.

I have also enjoyed getting in and out of school without anyone noticing. Essentially trespassing without anyone caring. Well I'm a 'Visitor' in all fact, having to sign in and out, yet I was supposed to fill out all these forms to become a 'Volunteer'. Good luck!

Larenxis and I performed Oscar Wilde for a Drama play. While I'd like to lie and said I was good, it really didn't turn out that way in the least. What's the deal with Wilde and adjectives? At least Larenxis was good when she wasn't cracking up over my own stupidity.

Hmm, I guess people want photo's and stuff. I would like to do the one with the 'Escapist Motto' and the 'I love Ultrajoesephine' as well. I guess you better watch this space...

when are you coming back. We miss you!

And we want pics!!!!!!!!
Show us your-no bad Spartan!
Hahahaha. Jokes from threads long dead.

Gone Gonzo
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Pics. Now.

How did I miss the E-proposal, anyway? I'll be greedy and steal the ring-bearer position.

BANNED
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PurpleRain:
So the wedding is plotting, and my stay in Canada is still awesome to the +1. But the snow? What the hell is up with it? It stopped for a good amount of time, so I was happy to see green return to my days. I was also amazed that grass stays green even after being covered with 60cm of snow for more then a few weeks. But now it's snowing again! Goodbye Mr Grass. I miss thee.

Yeah, the amount of snow we have been getting lately is simply absurd! We've got about 1 foot where I am. And its -14 right now. But yes. pictures would be nice :P

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Bloody 'ell Rain, how long are you in Canada for anyway? That's a hell of a vacation.

Gone Gonzo
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PedroSteckecilo:
Bloody 'ell Rain, how long are you in Canada for anyway? That's a hell of a vacation.

He's a hell of a guy!
But seriously Rain. Pics. *Cocks Shotgun*(Haha, Daemon) NOW!

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Shotgun cocking eh? (Oh god, what's happening to me?!)

So you want pics? I'll give you picks!

Ahh...

Soonish. I'll remind Larenxis. Meanwhile, my stay has been long and glorious, but I leave on the 27th which I'm afraid of. For the Escapist Wedding, I assume, once I'm back to my old (and when I say old, I mean it) PC, I'll fire something up.

Also, stay outta my booze ya mangy kids!

Gone Gonzo
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Pics you say? I'll give you one pic, with three times the pleasure.

Gone Gonzo
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Every time we see Larenxis she has a camera in front of her face. This could become a running joke, we could call her, camera head, or Snapshot or Clicky! Come on, anybody? Anyone?
*sulks*
Also, I see you have a black eye in that picture Rain...were the rumors of domestic abuse between you two true?

Gone Gonzo
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Cool. Nice attire, both of you. I want that hat, dammit!

Here's as good a place as any, does anyone know what exactly is happening with the election?

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Larenxis:
Pics you say? I'll give you one pic, with three times the pleasure.

I'd just like to put the arbitrary "Mrawrrrr" into this. That looks like a fun evening.

Gone Gonzo
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Easykill:
I want that hat, dammit!

Heh, I have it.

That's one hell of a vacation, I envy you.
Then I remember that I am supposed to be anti-social, so I shut up and do my homework (this is a joke mind you).
Seriosuly, do you not have school?

Gone Gonzo
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the monopoly guy:

Easykill:
I want that hat, dammit!

Heh, I have it.

That's one hell of a vacation, I envy you.
Then I remember that I am supposed to be anti-social, so I shut up and do my homework (this is a joke mind you).
Seriosuly, do you not have school?

I think he's in College. Maybe he's taking a break from his studies somehow.

Gone Gonzo
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Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:


If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

Gone Gonzo
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Spartan Bannana:
Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:


If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

Haven't you realised that both in the Pix Plz thread and this thread she's posted a picture of herself with a camera in front of her face. She is clearly some sort of camera maiden born with a camera on her face who's purpose in life is to photograph people, perhaps with the intention to steal either their souls, youth or maybe even their taste in clothing. Isn't it a little bit strange that they are both wearing red, hmmm?

Nah I'm just kidding. There hasn't been a camera maiden sighting since 1967. The zombie theory seems the most likely explanation.

Gone Gonzo
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Fire Daemon:

Spartan Bannana:
Sorry for double post, but it seemed necessary for this disturbing discovery!
turn you attention please to this photo:


If you can't read my handwriting, turn your attention to the bottom right corner and down near Larenxis legs...or the lack thereof!
So a thought came upon me, perhaps Larenxis was the infamous Legless Bandit convicted of 3rd degree murder and armed robbery in 1996 and then later escaped from prison to once again crawl around using her teeth and terrorize the populous. Then another thought occured to me: What creature frequently loses limbs? A ZOMBIE. SHE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU get out of her house as fast as you can Rain and leave the country before the infection spreads!

Haven't you realised that both in the Pix Plz thread and this thread she's posted a picture of herself with a camera in front of her face. She is clearly some sort of camera maiden born with a camera on her face who's purpose in life is to photograph people, perhaps with the intention to steal either their souls, youth or maybe even their taste in clothing. Isn't it a little bit strange that they are both wearing red, hmmm?

Nah I'm just kidding. There hasn't been a camera maiden sighting since 1967. The zombie theory seems the most likely explanation.

Of course it is! This is the Escapist! Where the Zombie Theory isn't just a theory, it's a way of life!

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Of course! Get her!!!

I'll still play the organ at your wedding, obviously. Don't worry.

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