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Poll: The Bible- is it only a book?


Is it only a book?
Yes
76.3% (171)
76.3% (171)
No
23.7% (53)
23.7% (53)
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Gone Gonzo
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Good lord, another religion post? Ugh....

I think the Bible is what you make it. If it helps someone live his or her life and gives them a guideline to follow, great. If someone doesn't believe in it, that's great, too.

Gone Gonzo
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Depends. It's a book, but to say 'only' a book is like saying 1984 is 'only' a book, which for many literature aficionados would be heresy in itself. Yes it is only a book, typed in whatever language but what that book contains is very valuable to many people. Doesn't make it any more than a book though.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Most stories in the bible descended from ancient mesopotamian myths. The stories were simply changed around to suit monotheistic beliefs. Thats why I find it hard to let this book run my life, like it does so many others. I mean frankly I'd rather pray to Marduk than God. (Marduk is from the Enuma Elish, which also happens to be where the creaton of heaven and earth from the bible comes from :D )

Pulitzer Laureate
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No its not just a book, its a book that symbolizes control over panicy masses, he who holds the keys to heaven is in control.

Pulitzer Laureate
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It's just a book. The earlier books especially show it's disparate authors and it's outright barbarism. Some people say we should ignore the genocides and undeserved punishments and focus on the overreaching message of love.

Unfortunately there is no overreaching message of love. Perhaps in the few chapters where Jesus is speaking, but the rest of it is a collection of overreactions to petty slights and the ignorant fearmongering of bronze age goatherds.

Also you have to take into account that the entire religion, even today, is all stolen from other religions. The common depiction of God? Zeus. Jesus' resurrection and miracles? Appolonius of Tyriana. The Trinity? Brahman, Vishnu, and Shiva. Even many Pagan religions had a trinity. All the holidays are stolen from other religion as well. Christmas is Yule, or the Winter Solstice. Easter is the celebration of a fertility goddess. Nothing in Christianity is original. It stole it's myths from other myths who stole them from other myths.

Infamous Scribbler
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No, the bible is more than just a book. It's also an excellent source of hilarity through ignorance, and a pretty effective doorstop!

Pulitzer Laureate
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orifice:
No, the bible is more than just a book. It's also an excellent source of hilarity through ignorance, and a pretty effective doorstop!

It also makes wonderful tinder for starting a campfire and by cutting out the center it makes a handy hiding place.

Red Guard
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As a Christian, I would say yes.

But I'd also like to say this: Since I authored the 'Why all the hate on Christianity?' thread (A thread which lasted WAY longer then I ever thought), I came to the following conclusion: very few people can have an actual, respectful, conversation about religion...especially on an internet forum...even on this internet forum.

To the evangelicals:
You aren't going to convert anyone on this forum. The very blatant and immediate anonymity of the internet automatically makes everyone an expert, and on the defensive of everything from consoles, to socks, to religions. Unless someone is actively seeking, you aren't going to do anything. Stop posting topics like that in hopes of 'saving souls'. It won't work. I could also argue theologically that only God can save people, not people, but I won't since I don't want to get into it here.

To the 'just curious' Christians:
I asked for my thread ('Why all the hate?') to be locked because it boiled down to many anti-theists raging against Christianity with very few actual and legitimate questions or responses. You're curious about how the general public feels about a certain part of our worldview? Stand on the street corner with a petition. The only thing your doing on the forums is painting a target on your fore-head with a sign that says 'Anti-theists and atheists: punch here'. Remember: The anonymity of the internet leave people open to make bold sweeping generalizations that are ridiculous and then never both reading a well thought out rebuttal. E.G.: Halo4EVAH says: "Christianity is stupid, because this Christian guy I know is a bully who beats up puppies. I hate religion now. /thread." And good luck getting an intelligent response from that guy, if a response at all. Touche Halo4EVAH, touche. (I just made that name up. If it's someones actual name, then I'm sorry. It was a coincidence)

And finally, to the atheists and non-theists:
You don't believe in God? Fine.
You hate it when Christians, or any religious group, tries to shove religion down your throat? Understandable.
Well Christians, and I'm sure most other religious groups, don't like being talked down to because you think we're crazy for believing in God. You want to talk down to the people who talk down to you? Fine, knock yourself out. But please don't assume that every person on this forum, or any other, who calls themselves 'Christian' is some moron from the south who pickets the funerals of soldiers with a sign that says 'God hates fags' because that's not what Christianity teaches or endorses. I'm also not saying that all from the south are morons, nor that morons only come from the south.

What I am saying (At the risk of sounding like an after school special) is this: This world is beautifully diverse, let's enjoy it. And while we're at it, let's respect each other please. We may not agree, and that's fine! But we can disagree with respect for one another. I know it's possible, I have with people on this forum.

I'm Baby Tea.
I'm a Christian.
And I'm done this post...finally.

Gone Gonzo
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Historically a man named Jesus did exist...he just wasn't as great as the Bible says so.

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PedroSteckecilo:
The Bible is some great mythology and understanding it is VERY important for studying and understanding Western History. The second we start discounting the cultural significance of mythology, folklore etc. is the second I stop being an atheist.

Though I strongly feel that The Bible should be taken as Folklore/Mythology and not as the infallable word of God.

EDIT: Also, every Atheist should read the bible in as much entirety as they can, it broadens understanding.

exactly what I was thinking. it's extremely important to understand how important to the world "God" is as a concept, let alone if if were true.

Gone Gonzo
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Yeah, it's a book, it has lots of influence, for so does that vampire book Twilight (correct book right?) that doesn't mean I would like to base a lot of my moral belief's on its contents.

Pulitzer Laureate
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canadian_ace:
The Bible is real

Yeah, the Bible is real. I can go buy it at my nearest book store, along with The Lord of the Rings, Dune, Ender's Game, and other, much better fiction books.

Press Junketeer
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The bible is a good of storys on how we should live our lives.
Its not something that's meant to be taken literally and if you do take it literally enjoy the numerous translation errors and modifications done to it by the church to control your lives and steal your money.

In short it is just a book, but one of the most succesful works of fiction ever made!

Pulitzer Laureate
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Yes, it is just a book

And while I agree that it is of historical value, unfortunately far too many men have taken it literally in our history

Gone Gonzo
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zee666:
No; it's a book that led to the deaths of millions of people across history.

Yeah, and I'm sure you'd know a lot about that, The Joker.
Sorry, I just felt like making a joke.

Gone Gonzo
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Okay, I am not religious nor am I an atheist. The two things are not diametrically opposed. I'm spiritual. The Bible is another pretentious book telling us how to live our lives. The thing is there are several books like this. As soon as one of them says "I'm the word of God. Suck it!" all it takes is another one to say "Cha right!"
I don't regard anything too highly and don't disregard anything entirely.

Muckraker
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The bible is a collection of stories, histories, guidelines, reports, songs, advice letters and apocalyptic literature. The Koine Greek we get the phrase 'The Bible' would be better translated 'The Books'. It's more of a compilation than a book.

However, your view on this book will be subjective. Myself, I'm in the 'It's a book, but divinely inspired somehow' crowd.

Oh, and nice post Baby Tea.

I'm Redlac, also a Christian, signing off.

Gone Gonzo
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Fun book to read but I wouldn't live my life by it.

Gone Gonzo
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PedroSteckecilo:
The Bible is some great mythology and understanding it is VERY important for studying and understanding Western History. The second we start discounting the cultural significance of mythology, folklore etc. is the second I stop being an atheist.

Though I strongly feel that The Bible should be taken as Folklore/Mythology and not as the infallable word of God.

EDIT: Also, every Atheist should read the bible in as much entirety as they can, it broadens understanding.

Exactly this.

Gone Gonzo
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Yes, and it's a great work of mostly fiction. Human skeletal remains have been found and dated up to 100,000 years old. You're telling me that it took 98,000 years (approx) to find the correct religion? You're telling me that the many books written before the Bible are all wrong? You're telling me that people who lived thousands and thousands of miles away from where Christianity and the Bible were created are supposed to drop everything they grew up believing because you say that your book is "more" than a book? C'mon, think about it...

Press Junketeer
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It's just a book. It was written by people, for people. Just because it talks about god doesn't give it any authority. I'm not saying that means it doesn't have good ideals about life, but it's still just a book. That's all it ever has or will be.

Press Junketeer
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Let me find the Penn and Teller Bullshit on the bible.

Copy Clerk
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WHY?
I AM BEGGING YOU ESCAPIST ADMINS, BAN EVERYONE WHO STARTS A THREAD HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION, WE DO NOT NEED MASSIVE FLAME WARS!

Press Junketeer
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Muckraker
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What more can it be than a book. I mean, its a very old, very long, very difficult to understand book that has historical significance, but what else could it be other than another book? Name one function the Bible does that other books can't.

And if you say let you ascend to heaven, you would be sitting there enjoying your heavenly lifestyle instead of rabidly trying to convert me.

Gone Gonzo
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Well, technically all books are only a book.

Infamous Scribbler
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Is it only a book?
Yes 76.6% (82)
No 23.4% (25)

Only 23.4% are Christians. Those numbers are pretty different what you get people to say in public surveys. Anonimity brings out honesty. And like many have said before. STOP MAKING RELIGIOUS THREADS! They lead to flame and insults

Gone Gonzo
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It a book. From it are derived several religions. Also, religion threads only cause flame wars.

Infamous Scribbler
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The Bible, the greatest story ever accepted as fact.

Copy Clerk
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I once read a description of Christianity, it went "The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..."

To my mind the above description is more rational a proposal than what the Bible suggests.
If the god who supposedly authored the Bible is omnipotent & infallible then his word is incontrovertible. So either the Bible is right or it isn't. If it is right then so is the murder of:
blasphemers (Leviticus 24:16)
children (Exodus 21:15; Leviticus 20:9; Isaiah 14:21;)
homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13)
rape victims (Deuteronomy 22:23-24)
promiscuous women (Leviticus 21:19)
adulterers (Leviticus 20:10)
This is by no means an exhaustive list, Isaiah 13:15-18 even manages to combine rape & infanticide. Two psychotic episodes for the price of one - outstanding!

And did you notice just a smattering of misogyny back there, what with all the rape & murder of women? Just to add insult to injury though, 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 says "[...] it is a shame for women to speak in the church." Why doesn't that surprise me?

Carrying swiftly on to the next stop of our Tour de Force of Arabian Bronze Age ethics & enlightenment we have slavery. Not accounts of being enslaved, these are Biblical accounts of how to enslave. They just couldn't get enough! They loved it so much, they had it written into their adopted combination of Egyptian & Mesopotamian mythology (Genesis 9:25-27; Leviticus 25:44-46; Deuteronomy 15:12-15; Exodus 21:2-6 & again in 7-11, & 20-21; Ephesians 6:5 & 9; Colossians 4:1; 1 Timothy 6:1-2; Luke 12:47-48).

Then there's the stuff about don't eat shellfish, rabbit, pork, meat & cheese together, fish with something or something, because if you do you'll go to Hell to be tortured forever, and it might also be a capital offence like working on a Sabbath is.

The Bible is a book. It's not well written, & it commands the most psychopathic atrocities in the name of fear; 'obey this book or not only might you be murdered, but you'll definitely spend eternity being tortured.' I wonder why it's supposed to be 'The Good Book'...

Gone Gonzo
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canadian_ace:
At school I hear comments on Jesus not existing and the bible is only a useless book. In my opinion it is not I believe that Jesus exists. You might think this is a usless thread but i`m open to other people`s opinions.
ex: The Bible is real because there is proof such as the cities who were detroyed and ended up under the Dead Sea they actually found the ruins under there!

Funny you bring a topic like this up, seeing as how we've been learning more about western religions for the past couple of weeks(In a public high school, thank god.). Jesus did exist, but how he truly died is a mystery. Catholics claim he died on the cross, was buried, then was resurrected and ascended into heaven, while Muslims believe that he was whisked away by Allah right there and then. As for the bible, it's not just a book, seeing as how it's the holy text for an entire religion, but I'll have to agree that bits and pieces of it aren't exactly historically accurate.

Gone Gonzo
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Khell_Sennet:
I'm rather split on this topic. As an anti-theist I do know that the bible is 1 part propaganda, two parts hate-speach, one part "supposedly" good life lessons. I would say that if not completely abolished, the bible should at least be something kept out of the hands of impressionable youth and religious zealots. But the other side of me is very anti-censorship, so I also have a hard time believing any book should be completely removed from the world.

seconded

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DamienHell:
Anonymity brings out honesty. And like many have said before. STOP MAKING RELIGIOUS THREADS! They lead to flame and insults

I agree. I am a strong believer in the faith and the only people who post on Religious threads of Atheism vs. [Open Slot, waiting for Player to join] seem to be die-hard Atheists willing to spout their misinformation or unrelenting waves of stupidity, or people of the selected faith of various strengths in their respective religions, an evident minority completely slaughtered by the most abundant people which pejoratives fail to describe.

COR 2000:
Catholics claim he died on the cross, was buried, then was resurrected and ascended into heaven, while Muslims believe that he was whisked away by Allah right there and then. As for the bible, it's not just a book, seeing as how it's the holy text for an entire religion, but I'll have to agree that bits and pieces of it aren't exactly historically accurate.

That is due to the fact that according to Christianity, Muslim is a different religion. It describes Jesus as simply a prophet and that Mohamed is greater than he. This is the point at which the Bible strictly dictates that such a deviation is not Christianity anymore.
Therefore the Qu'ran as written by Mohamed can not be used to implicate fallacy in the Bible due to them saying "One or the other".
They're different texts that can't be both used to verify truth of one with the other.

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Neosage:
The bible also says there is an invisable man in the sky who watches us wank.

It also says that disobedient children should be stoned to death, in the very next chapter after it says that gay love is bad.

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Satki:
Short answer: Yes
Long answer: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

Wow, real original. Do you come up with that all by yourself? (Sarcastic intension)

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