FireBlade_2049:
You know the little angel and devil on your shoulders that tell you to do good and bad things? I'm the perverted guitar playing otaku ninja catgirl that sits on your head that tells you to do AWESOME things.

Failing that, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

That is pretty cool, I never noticed that little guy up there.

black lincon:
ego sum deus.

I think you're awesome! :D

Michael_McCloud:

Xojins:
I am V. At last you know the truth.

;)

Beware the Ides of March....

And by that I mean I'd recommend not airing that next episode of yours.

Alrighty then?

I'm Joel form MST3K, but WAY cooler.

I am the Alpha, and the Omega.

i am the stone that the building refused, i am the visual and the insperation that makes ladies sing the blues, i am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the way so u know your left from your right, i am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun, the inner glow to let you know to call your brother son, the story that has begun, the promise of whats to come, and i wil remain a warrior even after the war is won

I am an optimistic realist with a side salad of pessimism mixed in.

In other words...

I am an oxymoron.

I'm the animus, the fungus in your milk

I am a battery-power ninja pirate hybrid who flies in a hovercraft at 237mph on the open ocean while being chased by a sea monster which is dragging fleets of undead flamethrower wielding yetis while Irish vikings try to shoot me with shotguns as they hang from pterodactyls that have laser-guided photon beams strapped to their heads, all of whom are trying to stop me from getting to the combination White Castle and Marijuana Outlet before they close in 10 minutes...

or maybe i'm just psychotic

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

I am.

I'm an artist.

I am the question that nobody asked and the answer that nobody wanted.

What I am.

I am the wind

Im a servant to God Im the shoulder to cry on Im the musician that just brightened up your day the stranger that stopped to help fix your tire.

I am, therefore I think.

-Dread_Reaper

I am me and thats all I can be.

Oppinianated, pop-culture obsessed loner.

1 4am t3h ub3R 1337 tr011.

I am the one hiding under your bed. Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs. Fingers like snakes and spiders for my hair.
I am the clown with the tear-away face. Hear a flash and gone without a trace.
I am the one when you call "who's there".
I am the wind blowing through your hair.
I am the shadow of the moonlit night. Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

Alternatively, I am a figment of your imagination, tormenting your very life with my absurd, striking realism.

I am the Hiiiighwaaaay

I am the one with unlimited potential, but very limited zeal

Just another member of the underclass.

LewsTherin:
I am the Dragon, the Lord of Morning, and the Prince of Dawn. I led the Hundred Companions to the very depths of Shayol Ghul and spat in the eye of Shai'tan himself. I birthed an age, and brought it low. I died in a storm of ash and thunder, but even death shall not hold me. When I come again, every knee shall bow to me, and all the nations of the world, yea, even the famed White Tower, shall pay heed to my councils and flock to my banner.

I am the Dragon, and I sail the very winds of time.

Alternately: I'm the goddamn batman.

aka: lonely kid in parent's basement.

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I'm someone who doesn't care to participate much in this thread with the exception of the post I made above.

The weirdest person you will ever meet, and the coolest.

I am.. blonde.

I think that pretty much sums it up.

Revelation 1:8
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the one who is, who was, and who is coming, the Almighty."

Revelation 22:13
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."

I'm a complete nerd that looks nothing like a nerd.

I am Herbert Daring Dashwood, and this is my stalwart manservant, Argyle!

Ultrajoe:
I am Ultrajoe. I am not your average joe.

Two sentence penalty!

I am what you never expect.

I'm the dude with the awesome Paint moustache and goatee.

xitel:
I'm me. If you knew who I was, you'd be laughing like mad right now.

Are you David Hasselhoff?