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Beat Writer
Posts: 157
Joined: 11 Nov 2007

I am all that ever was and ever shall be, I am everything and nothing, I am both the light and the darkness, I am the albino ninja.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 18 Dec 2008

LoopyDood:
I'm one of the only people in this thread who are answering seriously.

Hey! I was answering seriously; I work in a chemical laboratory. (although not for long if they read my post in here and somehow trace it back to me. All the chemists actually had to sign a form saying we wouldn't do naughty things like make drugs or explosives and weren't secretly terrorists...)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2369
Joined: 1 Aug 2008

I'm a rare conservative.

Muckraker
Posts: 233
Joined: 8 Oct 2008

I'm Professor Intellegent and I'm much smarterer than you.

Beat Writer
Posts: 210
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

I am you

Muckraker
Posts: 343
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

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LoopyDood:
I'm one of the only people in this thread who are answering seriously.

Hey! I was answering seriously; I work in a chemical laboratory. (although not for long if they read my post in here and somehow trace it back to me. All the chemists actually had to sign a form saying we wouldn't do naughty things like make drugs or explosives and weren't secretly terrorists...)

I'm not saying you weren't - 'I'm one of the only people' implies that very few people are. You were apparently one of them.

BANNED
Posts: 2505
Joined: 19 Aug 2008

I am the walrus.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 14 Dec 2008

I am Metal, yet i am love.

I am Anger, yet i am nice.

ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE F*&KING FURY? (whilst having a reasonable, polite and well structured debate?)

Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 18 Dec 2008

LoopyDood:
I'm not saying you weren't - 'I'm one of the only people' implies that very few people are. You were apparently one of them.

I know, I just felt like being indignant and ranty. Which is actually my normal state of mind at five in the morning, come to think of it...

Beat Writer
Posts: 183
Joined: 12 Dec 2008

A Nihilist. I was going to say the greatest Nihilist of all, but I honestly don't really care.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1256
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

Too cool for school. Wait, that didn't sound right.

Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival
Posts: 343
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

I am the most famous person who anonymously uses the Escapist and no one even knows it

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1786
Joined: 13 Sep 2008

I'm a metrocop from the combine peace machine. Good day, citizen.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1129
Joined: 9 Oct 2008

60% jaded (i keep remnants of emotion in order to decipher other people's thought processes) 10% street (i do not own a single non-hooded jacket) 30% evil

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1282
Joined: 1 Jun 2008

On this most auspicious of nights permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace subrique instead to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

Voila!

In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no meer veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant; Vanished! However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanguish these venal and virulent vermin van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!

The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta. Held as a votive not in vain; for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

HAHAHAHA! But, verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Khedive Rex.

... Yeah ...

Muckraker
Posts: 266
Joined: 10 Dec 2008

DAMMIT! Khedive, you beat me to it...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 14 Dec 2008

Hi, i'm the two posters above me and i am not unique in any way since me and half the people in this thread are wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 544
Joined: 10 Jul 2008

Duck Sandwich:
A fighter, not a lover.

I am the opposite.

I am also a badass bassist.

Muckraker
Posts: 266
Joined: 10 Dec 2008

CapslockFury:
Hi, i'm the two posters above me and i am not unique in any way since me and half the people in this thread are wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

We posted at the exact same time. I corrected though...

Beat Writer
Posts: 210
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one.

Muckraker
Posts: 345
Joined: 14 Dec 2008

I am the leading man. And you know what they say about the leading man? He never dies.

On the Record
Posts: 6532
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

I'm a musician who is in love with more than his music.

On the Record
Posts: 5973
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

I am the leading man in this little tale, might have to do something heroic.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1728
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

Chainsaw Surgeon

On the Record
Posts: 5973
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

Who the hell do you think I am?!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2851
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Leader of the cult of skaro and a loner.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 56
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

LewsTherin:
I am the Dragon, the Lord of Morning, and the Prince of Dawn. I led the Hundred Companions to the very depths of Shayol Ghul and spat in the eye of Shai'tan himself. I birthed an age, and brought it low. I died in a storm of ash and thunder, but even death shall not hold me. When I come again, every knee shall bow to me, and all the nations of the world, yea, even the famed White Tower, shall pay heed to my councils and flock to my banner.

I am the Dragon, and I sail the very winds of time.

Alternately: I'm the goddamn batman.

I am Rand Al'Thor,I am The Dragon Reborn, I am the Car'a'carn, I am the Coramoor, I wear the Crown of swords,With Callandor i took the Stone of Tear, With the Chodan Kal I shook the foundations of the earth The White Tower breaks and bends knee to my banner, I defeated the Ever Victorious Army, I Killed The Betrayer of Hope, I Destroyed Shai'tan's taint on the source. I climb The path of daggers and tear the world asunder

Press Junketeer
Posts: 379
Joined: 6 Nov 2008

A rather naive person with a pretty nice rack.

Muckraker
Posts: 255
Joined: 16 Dec 2008

Iam Epic

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1282
Joined: 1 Jun 2008

I am Legend.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3937
Joined: 17 Feb 2008

I am what I am and I am AWESOME.
EDIT: I am also surprised that no on has said "I am Spartacus"

On the Record
Posts: 5973
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

I am he as you are here and we are here and we are all together.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 59
Joined: 21 Sep 2008

I am a crazy person with two swords and a stupid hat.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 81
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

You know the little angel and devil on your shoulders that tell you to do good and bad things? I'm the perverted guitar playing otaku ninja catgirl that sits on your head that tells you to do AWESOME things.

Failing that, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

BANNED
Posts: 1084
Joined: 29 Sep 2008

I'm a 15 year old Anglo/American/Hispanic who loves to insult, game, write, and has Autism.

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