Anonymouse: Too many threads on this subject right now @_@ I will try a different tactic for this one. You are not too close to her so have nothing to lose. So lift your skirt, find your testicles, walk up to her and just ask her.
I was going to say the same thing... without the insult.
Btw nice touch anonymouse
i also thought that too, there seem to be a new thing where guys post their girl troubles on the escapist forums in the past few days lol
This entire forum goes in ebbs and flows. You will get huge batches of warhammer threads, then dating advice threads, then girls advice on X threads and you get the idea. The only constant is every week some moron makes a new "Zombie survival" thread and pisses everyone off.
Long time lurker, huh? I just watched V the other day, great film. To anyone reading this, go out and watch V for Vendetta, so I can get my £30.
Anyway, this is good timing, since an awesome girl just moved in 3 doors down from me. Got her attention because wearing a hat in Winter (or at all, in this age group) is weird. I was walking the dog so I had a reason to be walking with her. I made a joke, got her talking, and asked her out about 100 yards down the road. Just act natural.
Then again, I'm 15.88. Humans might not behave the same way as teenage girls.
AfroNinja117: Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out
Get her drunk.
I really don't like you, but I totally agree with you on this point. Have some drinks, it'll loosen you both up, just don't do anything you'd be ashamed to do sober, because it could lead to an awkward day after.
AfroNinja117: Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out
Just ask her out or you will fail. Don't wait on it.
Sexual Harassment Panda: Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.
Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.
And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.
Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^
Anonymouse: Too many threads on this subject right now @_@ I will try a different tactic for this one. You are not too close to her so have nothing to lose. So lift your skirt, find your testicles, walk up to her and just ask her.
I was going to say the same thing... without the insult.
Btw nice touch anonymouse
i also thought that too, there seem to be a new thing where guys post their girl troubles on the escapist forums in the past few days lol
This entire forum goes in ebbs and flows. You will get huge batches of warhammer threads, then dating advice threads, then girls advice on X threads and you get the idea. The only constant is every week some moron makes a new "Zombie survival" thread and pisses everyone off.
Long time lurker, huh? I just watched V the other day, great film. To anyone reading this, go out and watch V for Vendetta, so I can get my £30.
Anyway, this is good timing, since an awesome girl just moved in 3 doors down from me. Got her attention because wearing a hat in Winter (or at all, in this age group) is weird. I was walking the dog so I had a reason to be walking with her. I made a joke, got her talking, and asked her out about 100 yards down the road. Just act natural.
Then again, I'm 15.88. Humans might not behave the same way as teenage girls.
Easier to please, and atleast they arn't panties-on-head-retarded.
Bulletinmybrain: Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^
You could always restrain her with a nice bearhug.
Chapper: I ask a girl out today actually. She's a friend, not too close. I just walked up to her, started a conversation, after a while I said I should get going and then just casually asked her out. Worked like a charm! Now give me a cookie :)
The_Deleted: Ask for a coffee. Not a date, as such, and take it from there.
Yeah but if you do that your stuck in the perpetual "is she my friend or MORE" stage and that can only get uglier.
What country do you live in? (yes it matters)
UK. Just go for the " You & me sweetcheeks. You know it." approach.
Oops, I meant the sad sack whose advise I was gonna give so he could have his own private.. ahem... pants off dance off with his female friend. And ty Deleted I just realized that sweet cheeks doesn't allude to the cheeks that you smile with but the one other people smile at...
Just invite her to a group event. If you and some friends are going to a movie, invite her.. etc.
The group thing really deflates a lot of the tension in asking for a date.. and then both of you have the social presence of others to deflect against awkward pauses and lapses in conversation.
It depends on what you want. If your looking for an actual "I love you" relationship, don't listen to me. I don't know anything about that. However, The main things I've learned about women from temporary relationships are these things.
1: Each Girl is an individual, your approach should be suited for her.
2: Don't be high as hell when hitting on or, as a matter of fact, just talking to her.
3: after you assert your position, play a little hard to get. Don't seem too eager.
4: Lastly, don't over analyze the situation. This is a natural process, you'll wind up looking stupid.
Remember what Jay says, "Don't pull your dick out unless she asks, or if she's sleeping. BOONNNGGGGGG!"
Mariena: [quote="Sexual Harassment Panda" post="18.81256.1078263"]Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.
Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.
And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.
Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^
I was joking and that was...scarily practical...shame on you.
Mariena: [quote="Sexual Harassment Panda" post="18.81256.1078263"]Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.
Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.
And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.
Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^
I was joking and that was...scarily practical...shame on you.
Whatever you do, be sure just to talk to her. That would screw with her head so much when you let her go.
And remember, don't whip your dick out unless she asks for it. Or she's sleeping.
My sentiments exactly. But seriously, unless you are just really unconfident in your appearance or self, I don't see how it could hurt to just stroll on up (From the front, don't sneak up on her) and just ask "Hey, wanna catch a movie sometime?". If you say you are friends and whatnot then the whole introductory stage is already taken care of. Just go for it, sport.
AfroNinja117: Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out
The art of Dating is of vital importance to the Man. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to happiness or loneliness. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected. It is governed by constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.
In your deliberations, when seeking to determine the romantic conditions, let them be made the basis of a comparison, in this wise:-- Which of you has more recently become single? Was your last girlfriend better or worse looking than this girl? Was her last boyfriend more or less alpha than you? Do you seeks a fling, or a relationship?
Sun Tzu satire aside, we need more info to provide credible advice.
galletea: Talk to her. Invite her out. Simple. It's all about confidence, maintain eye contact and look like you want to hear what she has to say.
As I'm sure I've said several times in the past week or so to various people.
I would say that it's more than just looking like you want to hear it. You have to actually want to hear it. Otherwise it's faking. And everyone hates faking.
Just treat her like a human being - she's a person, not a spirit-crushing creature from space. Introduce yourself, talk about whatever feels natural, then ask her out on a date - or, if something casual would be more appropriate, a non-romantic event like coffee or drinks.
I never put much stock in the whole "friend zone" theory. Even if it were true, it isn't as if we guys don't also sort women into "attracted to" vs. "not attracted to."
Long time lurker, huh? I just watched V the other day, great film. To anyone reading this, go out and watch V for Vendetta, so I can get my £30.
Anyway, this is good timing, since an awesome girl just moved in 3 doors down from me. Got her attention because wearing a hat in Winter (or at all, in this age group) is weird. I was walking the dog so I had a reason to be walking with her. I made a joke, got her talking, and asked her out about 100 yards down the road.
Just act natural.
Then again, I'm 15.88. Humans might not behave the same way as teenage girls.