For me, The Ringer. That Johnny Knoxville Special Olympics movie. Thing is, this isn't about movie quality, as I've yet to see the movie. It's more about "why this movie?"

I showed no interest in the movie since it came out god knows when. I don't even have a Jackass obsession that would justify it for that reason. In fact it's my brother that watches Jackass the Movie EVERYTIME it's on Comedy Central. At 2 in the morning, laughing his ass off at full volume. Side Note: His laugh sounds so forced it's not even funny (HA! get it?).

So, anyway, got a gift that made you go WTF?

shoe pollish.

fucking shoe pollish!

I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

Mine wasn't a physical gift but it was a great gift. It was the gift of no one of the other 15 or so family members trying to pursue a meaningless conversation with me because we happen to be near each other.

That and I got a movie voucher, I hate cinemas. Although I haven't voiced this opinion to my auntie / uncle (they seem to alternative, 2 years for one, then the other) and they have been giving me the same present since I can remember so that's why that happens. Oh well there is usually a good movie in the space of a year that I will watch after it has been out for a month so there is as little people in the cinema with me as possible.

i got an a pair of skis that i didnt know i wanted until i saw them under the tree...it was less of a "WTF?!" moment and more of a "are my parents clairvoyant?" moment.

A Neon @ sign which runs off my USB. Kind of cool but... Why? I mean, who in history has ever said, "Hmmm, I could really use a Neon @ sign right about now..."?

A wind up torch for me. Epic dad present!
He scored some serious man points for that.

A kitten, unexpected but entirely cute!

A bag with a retractable putter, 2 golf balls and a crescent shaped metal thing i'm apparently meant to aim golf balls into. Strange, seen as I haven't played golf since I was like 11, but entertaining while full of wine and lager!

A swearing turtle. Its supposed to be motion sensetive but atm its kinda scitzaphrenic.
http://www.firebox.com/product/2179/Terry-Turtle?aff=1272&gclid=CLLBkPDN3JcCFShUEAodnUhtDA

Damn I'm missing wallace and gromit!

Kaossilator, awesome though.

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Underwear with little football men on them...yeh.

i dont count it as a christmas gift, though i did get it on christmas, my sisters boyfriends mom had brought a bunch of random stuff she handed out to everyone as a sorta random lottery thingie, and i got a christmas tie with frostmen on it that plays an annoying little tune every time you touch the tie

A packet of beef jerky and two packets of smoked salmon.

I have no idea why- I don't even care for smoked salmon or jerky that much.....

Not to worry, though- my father was more than happy to munch on them himself (maybe he did one of those sneaky gift things where he bought the gifts for me, only so I could give them to him....).

My parents bought me a leopard print thong. And yes I'm a bloke. What. The. Fuck.

A cockatoo, cage and all. I don't think he likes me much...

No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

I got a laptop case for the laptop that I do not currently have.
Also, even if I did have my laptop with me, I haven't moved it since early this year, April, to be precise.

A PS3 game. I don't have a PS3, all I have is an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

Hoppetussa:
I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

Easy mistake, they have the same cover...

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.

I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

A ginormous candy cane. It didn't taste like peppermint, either.

pantsoffdanceoff:
an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

joystickjunki3:
No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Wait, wait its a shammy AND a towel?

I dont know maybe the Under Armour? I dont even play convential sports (I dont count swimming as convential).

I mean honestly, I wont ever use it.

I got a 5lb. jar of Peanut Butter. Not so bad considering the stuff lasts forever and I love peanut butter, but... seriously? A 5 lb. Jar?

Vivaldi:

joystickjunki3:
No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Wait, wait its a shammy AND a towel?

I dont know maybe the Under Armour? I dont even play convential sports (I dont count swimming as convential).

I mean honestly, I wont ever use it.

Yes, it is. And for anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
It's pretty gnarly.

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:
an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

pantsoffdanceoff:

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:
an Xbox 360 that lurks in the corner of my closet eating small children.

You've got small children in your closet?! :O

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

Bed sheets. Why bedsheets?

Axe body spray. From my grandmother. I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought it.

A pair of tiger-paw slippers.

They are so awesome I don't even know how to express it. I'm just going to move into my new apartment and wear them and a robe until all of my roommates are back from the break.