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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1078 Joined: 23 Oct 2008     | My family and I did a "white elephant" gift exchange, and I ended up with a Hannah Montana wig. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 149 Joined: 16 Aug 2008     | I got one of those golden Japanese lucky cats that waves from my friend Kevin. |
Beat Writer Posts: 149 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
That would be absolutely epic, I've wanted to do that for quite a while now, but no one in their right mind would ever get me one because they know of my crazy hatred of it. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 706 Joined: 8 Sep 2008   | i got socks. from santa. for those of you who dont celebrate christmas, santa gives coal to bad girls and boys, and socks to murderers of all ages. i find this very confusing because i havent killed anybody that i can remember, and im absolutely sure i havent killed anyone in the past year, which i can only take to mean that santa desires service of me. but i dont have a specific target... you see where this is going. seven fucking billion people. without getting caught. |
Paperboy  Posts: 22 Joined: 3 Jan 2009  | The tipical socks :( they ich |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 88 Joined: 4 Nov 2008     | A friend of mine got a tomahawk. Yes, a throwing axe. He put it on his list as a joke. Clearly Santa doesn't understand sarcasm. |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 4 Jan 2009  | Toothbrush..... I think someone is trying to convey a message. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 23 Jun 2008   | My parents paid for my plane ticket home from seattle on the 24th (had been stuck there since the 21st due to snow and re-bookings) More unexpected than WTF, but they put me in first-class on a 9pm flight out so i wouldn't miss xmas with the family. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 91 Joined: 25 Feb 2008     | An electric razor? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 222 Joined: 27 Oct 2008   | This year: a pile of dog poo and half a shoe. I was supposed to come home to find the cute adorable puppy my girlfriend bought me. Instead, he had removed the pretty Christmas bow escaped from his decorated puppy pen and defecated upon every flat surface in my apartment and tried to eat anything he could reach. Ever: When I was about thirteen my grandmother gave me a bong. Apparently she thought it was some kind of lamp, and everyone thought it was too funny to stop her. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 489 Joined: 9 Dec 2008    | A ceremonial hand axe from Thailand (which went well with the Zombie Survival guide I got from my other sister, actually). Still, way out of left field and definitely not what I was expecting. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 93 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | this random chicken stuffed toy thing in the shape of a pyramind i was WTF is this? and my aunt got me a take that calender which was more of an oh crap moment. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 424 Joined: 13 Nov 2008   | A packet of lollies .. from my cat My parents still think i am 9. :( |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 10 Dec 2008 | No Joke: A stale muffin and a brick. From my ex-girlfriend's best friend. I don't know why she bothered? |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 26 Aug 2008  | i got a dish rag. i got absolutely nothing that i asked for. |
Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 4 Oct 2008 | I got a toothbrush, as I have done for the past six years. Last year I got given enough make up to fill a small suitcase, which was terrible as I hardly ever wear it. Maybe they're hinting at something... Fuck 'em. Oh, I got a perfume refill. For a perfume I don't wear and don't like. It has a funnel though. Yeah, just thought I'd share that with the world. Aren't you grateful. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 57 Joined: 26 Jul 2008 | Proberly a Katana Sword |
Muckraker  Posts: 319 Joined: 22 Sep 2008  |
Isn't it obvious? The point here is, if you don't already have one, you might get a girlfriend who you can give it to, right? XP |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 27 Dec 2008   | Don't destroy it with fireworks! Destroy it with Holy Water and a Shotgun ):D |
Muckraker  Posts: 305 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  | The third time I got Iron-Man on Blu-Ray was when I started to go into WTF-mode. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1170 Joined: 1 May 2008    | i got nothing at all. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 666 Joined: 9 Oct 2008   | my christmas was full of ups and downs |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 887 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 | A bike. I fucking bike. A haven't gone outside in the last decade. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2437 Joined: 18 Sep 2008   | I got the same bottle of MD 20/20 that I gifted to someone as a joke gift last year.
Its the thought that sorta counts. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 53 Joined: 28 Sep 2008  | a "Su-Do-Cube", its like a Rubix Cube With Numbers insted of colours and each face has to end up reading 1-9. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 219 Joined: 28 Aug 2008  | a crumpled brown bag full of broken candy canes and an apple...i have no idea... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 684 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    |
This makes me sad. My Grandma, as a "Gag" got me a fake plastic microscope and accessories. She said "You like science, right?" I am a computer scientist. And barely even that as I am a programmer (but I do like to emphasize the science part, it makes me feel cool). Also, once my parents got me an old Goofy action figure (I call it this because I can't bear to say I got a figurine) from like the 70's that they bought on Ebay because it was rare. In fact, for years they would give me Goofy stuff because they thought I should collect something, which was by far one of the most awful things I ever heard. Yes, I liked it when I was a child, great, don't waste your money on it PLEASE. Honestly, at this point, I'd be happy with a card, I just don't get in that christmas spirit like I did when I was a kid.
Those are really hard if you want to get the numbers aligned correctly, easy if you don't care about that. I care. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1279 Joined: 10 Jan 2009     | a scarf, living in the mojave desert |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2938 Joined: 22 Jun 2008   | Celebrity Sports Challenge Yea, thats what I thought |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 463 Joined: 6 Nov 2008  | Now and Laters |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2115 Joined: 30 Dec 2008  | Literally besides my computer just gift cards. Am I that hard to shop for? |
Nobel Laureate  Posts: 15852 Joined: 26 Dec 2008    | Strep throat and a broken heart. |
Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 2 Jan 2009  | here, here! |
Muckraker  Posts: 291 Joined: 28 Aug 2008  | Hair gel, and a solar powered flashlight, haha. |
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