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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1053
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

Ooh, good one Cthulhu, I once received BOD man-fragrance from my aunt.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2146
Joined: 7 Sep 2008

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

At least it's better than a joke about the awesomeness of Branston Pickle, or Guinness, or some such thing...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2863
Joined: 14 Jun 2008

lukemcandrew:

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

You didn't have to add "not" to the end of your post I think we all got the sarcasm there. Btw the link for the guitar you're getting doesn't work, does it have the floyd rose system?

Beat Writer
Posts: 139
Joined: 3 Dec 2008

joystickjunki3:

Yes, it is. And for anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
It's pretty gnarly.

WOW!

Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Toothpaste for St. Nicks.
Damn it, do people really get less imaginative? (Well, it is actually imaginative - in a bad way.)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2018
Joined: 2 Nov 2008

gregatron08:

joystickjunki3:

Yes, it is. And for anyone too lazy to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
It's pretty gnarly.

WOW!

You'll be saying that everytime.

Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

pantsoffdanceoff:

You didn't have to add "not" to the end of your post I think we all got the sarcasm there. Btw the link for the guitar you're getting doesn't work, does it have the floyd rose system?

Guess your right lol. That's odd. Yep it does, faaantastic guitar. Beats my old BC Rich Warlock Bronze Edition any day :D

Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

Jamanticus:

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:

Yeah some damn children keep trying to sneak into my closet to steal my lucky charms, and my Xbox eats them. What? does that only happen to me?

Oh thats original, I havent heard the 'lucky charms' joke from about 40 other yanks. Not.

At least it's better than a joke about the awesomeness of Branston Pickle, or Guinness, or some such thing...

True :D Just for the record, i detest both Guiness and pickles... except pickled onions.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 830
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

Can't say yet because I haven't opened my gifts from my grandma and my aunts. My grandma usually does pretty good but my aunts always buy me these brightly colored shirts and ugly sweaters. I wear dark, simple clothes everywhere I go; how hard is it to figure out what I like?

RAWKSTAR:
A kitten, unexpected but entirely cute!

When I read this I immediately pictured the scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation where they realize Aunt Bethany has wrapped up her cat. "This box is meowing."

Beat Writer
Posts: 143
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

i got a 9 piece wine kit in a wooden box, had an amazing corkscrew, and a bunch of other accessories, i was very surprised and very pleased :)

happy holidays to everyone on here btw, i like this forum :)

Press Junketeer
Posts: 382
Joined: 12 Sep 2008

Neosage:
Kaossilator, awesome though.

Omfg i want one of them so much!
I was supporting a band once that used one of them whilst having a gameboy in the other hand, really nice piece of kit.

On topic, my WTF present was... well nothing...
I got everything i really expected i would get, i didn't write a list this year.
Although i did think WTF when i didn't get a single Dvd... that made me laugh :)

Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:

You didn't have to add "not" to the end of your post I think we all got the sarcasm there. Btw the link for the guitar you're getting doesn't work, does it have the floyd rose system?

Guess your right lol. That's odd. Yep it does, faaantastic guitar. Beats my old BC Rich Warlock Bronze Edition any day :D

BC Rich Warlock *Pricks Ears* as in Mick Thompson's old signature?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3252
Joined: 8 May 2008

I received a coaster...
and uh, bottle opener, with moose on it. It's a magnet.

My mom did most of her Christmas shopping at the Denver aiport.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 21 May 2008

I got a shaving razor and Aldin...the Disney movie. Is there not some inherent contradiction in that?

Paperboy
Posts: 41
Joined: 21 Sep 2008

I got a pool cue that flashes when you hit a ball, which is kind of a weaker gift but it became WTF when I remembered I don't have a pool table and only play twice a year or so at my grandma's.

Beat Writer
Posts: 169
Joined: 30 Nov 2008

I got a gift that was intended to be a WTF gift; a jumbo size jar of peanuts.

The joke behind it was such an inside joke in our family that even I didn't see why it was funny.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 987
Joined: 12 Dec 2008

I got tooth paste!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3252
Joined: 8 May 2008

doxcology:
I got tooth paste!

A not-so-subtle hint methinks.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 391
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

My friend bought my other friend, who's in a wheelchair, the film Cool Runnings
I got a Wii, which i was not expecting but loved
Also: double-kick peddle for my drums when i already have one =\

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 987
Joined: 12 Dec 2008

the monopoly guy:

doxcology:
I got tooth paste!

A not-so-subtle hint methinks.

I got 5 travel size ones for when I go to europe lol, and I also got 2 cans of shaving creme and 6 bottled of mini shampoo.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2146
Joined: 7 Sep 2008

the monopoly guy:

doxcology:
I got tooth paste!

A not-so-subtle hint methinks.

Mints or mouthwash would be even less subtle, if that's what they were going for.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3923
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

I'm sure that you can cram them in there....

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 897
Joined: 21 Jul 2008

I got not one, but four WTFS (What The Fucking S€&@) presents. Unkindly enough, they were all books. (I NEED MORE GAAAAAAAAAAAMES)
First off, New Moon, second title to the most incomprehensibly laureated series of our time (That being Twilight), which gave me a lot to think about, starting off with "why not the first one instead" and finishing along the lines of "do I look that emo?". But well, no real offence to al you guys that like it. It just creeps me out :S
Secondly, a manual on learning how to play guitar. This one I sort of understand, because I've been seen playing Rock Band a lot, and let's face it, it would be the only instrument I can really pull off, but that is just for entertainment, and if I seriously had to learn, why not buy me the guitar instead? The book is pretty awesome though, very well documentated.
Third off, some spanish novel I'm not even going to mention because I cannot be bothered. Just saying it's spanish should be enough.
And fourth but not worse, a handbook about vampire slaying written by Raphael Van Norris (I mean, Helsing). Although it's not the typical childrens book that you get them just so that they shut their twat mouths without buying them so many games, (eyes get eaten in the second page, and this, too, seems a tad too well documentated) just reading something this ridiculously surreal makes me want to dive for my personal barricade (that is, my bed).
Yet, even though the books weren't what I would expect, they certainly were a nice detail from the abominations I have to call family and I certainly expect to raise enough money from their unwatched wallets to buy Rock Band 2. So yeah, Merry christmas to all, and hope you all got a lot of WTF presents.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 897
Joined: 21 Jul 2008

In all honesty, "I think you mean to say "WTF ARE MY PARENTS CLAIRVOYANT?!"
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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2863
Joined: 14 Jun 2008

lukemcandrew:

Guess your right lol. That's odd. Yep it does, faaantastic guitar. Beats my old BC Rich Warlock Bronze Edition any day :D

That's a pretty nice guitar, if I played heavy I would get something like that but I don't. I got with a bit lighter, a Dean but still, that Jackson is quite nice.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 897
Joined: 21 Jul 2008

I so need to see that gun attempting such a feat. It would be like trying to evacuate a dropping too massive for the whole.
God, I'm so disturbed...

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 800
Joined: 2 Dec 2008

My sisters bought me a square foot of land in a Scottish castle. I am now legally titled 'Laird'. Best present ever.

Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

pantsoffdanceoff:

lukemcandrew:

Guess your right lol. That's odd. Yep it does, faaantastic guitar. Beats my old BC Rich Warlock Bronze Edition any day :D

That's a pretty nice guitar, if I played heavy I would get something like that but I don't. I got with a bit lighter, a Dean but still, that Jackson is quite nice.

Deans are damn nice too, personally, i've always had a thing for the Razorback:)

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 651
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

It wasn't this year, but last year, my dad filled my gas tank. That was his present. It cost around $50.

Hey, I didn't complain. It was great and totally unexpected.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2969
Joined: 21 May 2008

I got Listerine... It came with a full kit. I think my mom wants me to find a girlfriend...

Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

I got a whoopee cushion, I don't like practical jokes, and I'm very bad at pulling them off myself...and i got A WHOOPEE CUSHION!!! Oh, well i look foward to using it when all of my annoying cousins arrive.

Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

Fruhstuck:

BC Rich Warlock *Pricks Ears* as in Mick Thompson's old signature?

Yup, but a cheaper version of it lol

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 594
Joined: 26 May 2008

cthulhu257:
Axe body spray. From my grandmother. I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought it.

I got a huge box of various Axe products from my sis. Kind of odd, seeing as I don't use it.

joystickjunki3:
No joke, ShamWOW!
WTFuck?!?

Are you kidding me? With ShamWOW, you'll be saying 'wow' every time! Yes, I am enjoying my paycheck.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4233
Joined: 27 Apr 2008

I got a Chia Pet. yeaaaaaaaah.

On the Record
Posts: 7329
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

A booklet of Lifesavers candy. Admittedly it's the only candy I got this year, but I care not.
Tis' the season of Giving, not eating sweeties.

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