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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3204 Joined: 24 Dec 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3204 Joined: 24 Dec 2008 |
you got a thong? and I got the girls aloud album? so urmm, what are you doing later? wanna meet? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3204 Joined: 24 Dec 2008 |
classic grandmother present, body spray and if you've been a real good boy, you might even get old spice off your aunt. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 25 Dec 2008  | Either Hair Gel (my hair goes past my shoulders) or a fibre optic lamp type thing |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 6 Joined: 25 Dec 2008    | I got a magnet from my dad's partner that says "PORN! It's cheaper than DATING!" That was pretty wtf. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 52 Joined: 20 Dec 2008     | a used cell phone that I didn't really need |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 826 Joined: 14 May 2008   | One of my aunt's presents was a giant stress ball that was a built in calculator. Seriously WTF? |
Paperboy  Posts: 32 Joined: 4 Jun 2008     | It'd have to be the USB mini hoover I got. Not only does it not suck anything up but it also makes way too much noise. Then again i did buy my brother a toilet seat and my dad a stick of lard with a sticker over it saying anti belly cream. Karma is clearly after me. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 391 Joined: 29 Jul 2008     |
Still, for that my friend, you gain points lol |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1557 Joined: 31 Dec 2007   |
Hahaa!!
Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?
You don't remember your '10 reasons I could use a neon @ sign right about now' thread? Wait, that wasn't you!? I want one :( Wow, I'm trying to think of any uneccesary presents... But not one wasn't needed! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 174 Joined: 11 Nov 2008     | I got a cactus from a girl in xmas present. =) A small one, maybe 5cm high. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 501 Joined: 28 Aug 2008    |
That's a great a gift! I would be so glad if I 'd get such a magnet. |
Paperboy  Posts: 30 Joined: 11 Dec 2008  |
Its called sarcasm, genius. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1476 Joined: 18 Dec 2008   | A super-shrunked t-shirt in the shape of a FDNY ambulance. And pink fuzzy pj's. My mother seems to be firmly holding onto her belief that I'm three. Ooo, also Nevermind, which ended up completely falling to pieces once I got the plastic wrap off it. Don't get me wrong, I love the CD, but it's odd that it fell apart. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2862 Joined: 14 Jun 2008   |
You quoted the wrong person sir, I did not say that. I believe you meant to quote Ago Iterum. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1092 Joined: 23 Sep 2008  |
thats a great present! I mean shamWOW! sorry couldn't resist but mine was a electronic bank |
BANNED  Posts: 789 Joined: 10 Dec 2008   | testicle deodorant powder User was banned for: Poll: The masculinist movement male empowerment . (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 582 Joined: 5 Feb 2008   | Frank Sidebottoms ABC D The best of, any british escapists remember Frank?????? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1557 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 |
You ripped on his joke! So I thought you wouldn't mind me ripping on yours. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 78 Joined: 31 Aug 2008   | Well, I more or less got everything I wanted pretty much exactly which was cool (360 elite, a few games, etc), the only thing I wasn't really expecting was that I got Richard Hammond's autobiography. Oh well. *edit* |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 29 May 2008 | this dude currently living with us, gave me one of those oversize big dog tees. yep the 5 dollar wal-mart kind. oh well if i look at it as a "im going to do a bunch of dirty shit that might mess up my good clothes" its a great gift! but w/e im grateful, especially since right now some small child is being sacrificed so that the mighty xbox wont die. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1521 Joined: 5 Jul 2008    | My relatives always give me these joke presents that are more or less hinting towards things they think I should be doing. This year befuzzles me, though. Buzz Lightyear bedsheets? To quote Ryan Scott: "What the hell?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1129 Joined: 9 Oct 2008    | a toothbrush and a star wars book (i already own a toothbrush and i don't care for star wars or reading for that matter) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1786 Joined: 13 Sep 2008    | A towel. Why? I have 12. |
Muckraker  Posts: 280 Joined: 7 Feb 2008   | This year wasn't very WTF: I got an argument, a lecture, and a sweater. But I bet my last year's gift tops all of yours. Last year, I got to get up early and go to work for my relative's (who works as a general doctor), and my gift was immunization shots. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3263 Joined: 3 Aug 2008   | I've been alright this year, but my auntie got me these horrid pyjama's. They look like a zebra that has been ran over and covered in roses. They're disgusting. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 224 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | I got bible study books from my dear sweet grandmother that she had already filled out. While I understand the point behind the gift (and she gave them to all the grandkids this year so it wasn't just me) I would have at least wanted ones that were new so I could come up with my own answers. -_-' |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1220 Joined: 18 Jun 2008  | I beat you all! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1614 Joined: 4 Jul 2008   | A talking fat bastard doll. |
Muckraker Posts: 227 Joined: 27 Apr 2008    | I got given my own jumper back from my girlfriend's aunt. Which she stole about 2 months ago. Best thing was I didn't realise it was the same one at first, I thought she'd bought me a new one! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2113 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | I got a light-up sword attachment for my Wiimote, complete with different hilt guards (scimitar, rapier and bayonet) for personalisation! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 359 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | Um... the 9-or-so piece razor set or the 5-piece nail-grooming set? Decisions, decisions. |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 | A 4' x 4' Piece of black satin cloth. I still have no idea what to do with it. I think I win. x.o |
BANNED  Posts: 552 Joined: 9 Dec 2008   | A high-def LCD TV/DVD combo. It's not that I didn't like it; I simply didn't need it. The TV I have is perfectly acceptable for my needs and not even particularly old. Granted, the screen is almost half again as big, so gaming is more immersive. I mean, I know it sounds stupid to consider this a 'dumb' present, I just didn't require a new TV. User was banned for: Archie Andrews Chooses a Bride!. (Permanent) |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 172 Joined: 26 Aug 2008 |
We should definitely meet up and do some hetero-sexual activities. Football perhaps? I'll purchase some oils on my way to relax you after the game. User was suspended for: Poll: People should be made to take an IQ test before being allowed to create a Youtube account. (365 days) |
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I believe we have a winner.
double burn if all you own are white trainers and suade boots.
My nan got me the Girls Aloud album, she either had me confused with my neice or she thinks i like it rough from men with hairy bums.