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Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 18 Jun 2008

From my parents I got a membership to the local Hiker's union + ah headlight, something to store my dirty clothes in while out on a hiking trip and a bag to keep my sleeping bag in... I was literally speechless. And I'm not particularly looking forward to next summer.

I guess I should mention that they also gave me underwear.... AND that my brother got Guitar Hero: World Tour -_-

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2904
Joined: 12 May 2008

Chapper:
From my parents I got a membership to the local Hiker's union + ah headlight, something to store my dirty clothes in while out on a hiking trip and a bag to keep my sleeping bag in... I was literally speechless. And I'm not particularly looking forward to next summer.

I guess I should mention that they also gave me underwear.... AND that my brother got Guitar Hero: World Tour -_-

Poor you.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 828
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

I got "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" DVD game.

Oh joy.

Oh bliss.

Jeff Foxworthy is in my home.

Beat Writer
Posts: 139
Joined: 3 Dec 2008

the most WTF chritmas present my entire family got was due to a tag mix up

We were treated to the look on my dads face, a mix of confusion and horror, as he opened up a box with underwear in originally intended for my sister

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1394
Joined: 31 Aug 2008

I'm 15 and live in the U.S., my aunt got me liqueur filled chocolate.

Edit: Oh, well this wasn't a gift, but apparently several of my cousins good friend died.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 773
Joined: 15 Nov 2008

I got a Wii and Wii Fit, not something bad just really out of left field.
Honestly I would of liked the five 360 games I could have gotten for the same price, but still a Wii.

I think my parents were expecting me to act like that kid in that video who gets a Nintendo 64 and goes crazy... why the hell would I want Wii Fit?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3252
Joined: 8 May 2008

Clairaudient:
I got "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" DVD game.

Oh joy.

Oh bliss.

Jeff Foxworthy is in my home.

Ahahaha!
I felt the same way when my sister god Highschool Musical on DVD last year.

Beat Writer
Posts: 139
Joined: 3 Dec 2008

the monopoly guy:

Ahahaha!
I felt the same way when my sister god Highschool Musical on DVD last year.

I worked at a summer camp this year, and i like rock music

So when my parents saw the camp rock DVD advert on TV and were like "ooooh look its about a camp that does rock music" they got 1 response

NO!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1155
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I got one of those new Rubik's cubes. I don't even know how those work!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3923
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:
Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

Its called sarcasm, genius.

No, it is called poor sarcasm.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 16 Aug 2008

Sexual Harassment Panda:
Underwear with little football men on them...yeh.

That makes me a saaaaaaad panda.

Wellllll, I don't have much of a real response, but I have gotten some books recently. Everyone knows I HATE books.

Muckraker
Posts: 320
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

klc0100:
Bed sheets. Why bedsheets?

Maybe it was a hint

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1566
Joined: 8 Oct 2008

A box full of instant scratch-it lottery tickets.

Beat Writer
Posts: 162
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

A MOTHER &%$@ SWEATER WHEN IT IS 70 EFFING DEGREES

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1149
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

every year i get one or two sketchbooks from people...parents, cousins, aunts...i have no idea why. ive never shown them anything ive drawn or asked for one, and i never use the things. it is really strange.

50th post woo <('.'<) (^'.'^) (>'.')>

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1566
Joined: 8 Oct 2008

Etrius_the_seraphim:
A MOTHER &%$@ SWEATER WHEN IT IS 70 EFFING DEGREES

Turn off your cruise control, winter will come and you will be glad you have it.

Beat Writer
Posts: 162
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

it is winter dipshit

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 967
Joined: 17 Aug 2008

A zip on tie.

Not a clip on, or a regular tie, but a zip on one.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 962
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

A pair of lined pants... Which I fucking LOVE!!!! seriously, try lined blue jeans, you will always have a pair for cold days after that.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 947
Joined: 7 Aug 2008

Ratatouille, the Pixar movie on DVD... I'm allmost 20, thanks mom...

Beat Writer
Posts: 181
Joined: 16 Jul 2008

DDR Hottest Party 2. From my mother. And now I like DDR. I was absolutely not expecting either of those things. However it is pretty tame compared to what I received from 2 of my closest friends. A bundle of rope, and a wrapped wooden coat hanger. (We have this joke, where we buy the most thoughtless and ridiculous things for each other) What I gave each of them was: A coupon to M&M Meats (to a vegan), and an annoying singing Christmas tree (to a Jew).

Etrius_the_seraphim:
it is winter dipshit

Assholery will not get you far here. It is summer in the southern hemisphere, you ass.

EDIT: Also, use quotes to respond to people for shit's sake! I hate when people do this!
(just a little venting there, sorry)

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 637
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

a GPS...... seriously where the fucks my tivo already?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1870
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

the new J.K.Rowling book that was made by the richest authur ever (over $1,000,000,000) to cash in EVEN more on her ridiculusly over-hyped undeservingly-sucsesfull series that nobody is yet to realise is an unoriginal pile of slag. and the Harry "Pot-head" character is a direct rip off of a poor staving writers book. now that harry potter is over READ SOME GOOD BOOKS PEOPLE like Eoin Colfer's artimus fowl series.

sorry but i wrote this whilst watching the Zero-punctuation im-too-lazy-to-make-a-real-episode clip show. you know you have a real series when you have a clip show.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1870
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

Etrius_the_seraphim:
it is winter dipshit

sorry but today it was in the 30's which is HOT. in australia, and is celcius anyway...
sorry if this doubble posts.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 393
Joined: 27 Sep 2008

I asked for Red Alert 3 for Christmas... I was given Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007 instead.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1665
Joined: 10 Sep 2008

Pack of condoms from a girl I've met once (was a KK gift).
Probably a bit too personal.

BANNED
Posts: 2994
Joined: 16 Aug 2008

I got a kilo of cheese.....yes you heard me...The cheese was good though.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3435
Joined: 28 Jun 2008

I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.
An Eggcup made of toy soldiers standing in a circle.
And a Make-your-own Morph!

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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1227
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

One of my aunts sent me "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (DS)" http://www.gamespot.com/ds/adventure/thechroniclesofnarniaprincecaspian/index.html?tag=result;title;5 No kidding. They didn't even know I had a freaking DS! I never told em or anything AND it's a crappy ass game which means they just got some random game in some random store somewhere. Damn it, I wanted Fallout 3 or LittleBigPlanet or Resistance 2.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1227
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

KaZZaP:
Ratatouille, the Pixar movie on DVD... I'm allmost 20, thanks mom...

Ratatoiulle is a great movie, just watch it before you say it's stupid.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Copy Clerk
Posts: 60
Joined: 10 Sep 2008

Probably the three different DVD's of Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. From the same person.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 400
Joined: 7 Apr 2008

Sky God:
A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 621
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Danny Ocean:
I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.
An Eggcup made of toy soldiers standing in a circle.
And a Make-your-own Morph!

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AWESOME!

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

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