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Paperboy
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pantsoffdanceoff:

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:
Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

Its called sarcasm, genius.

You quoted the wrong person sir, I did not say that. I believe you meant to quote Ago Iterum.

Ohh my bad!

Paperboy
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Joined: 11 Dec 2008

Ago Iterum:

lukemcandrew:

pantsoffdanceoff:
Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

Its called sarcasm, genius.

You ripped on his joke!

So I thought you wouldn't mind me ripping on yours.

Touché =O

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 857
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

A friend got me some strange music game for the PS2. It was like the "naked brothers band" or something to that accord.

I suppose it's fitting. I got him Madden 08 last year, him being the type that hates Madden.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 668
Joined: 16 May 2008

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Now that's a bit of a scary present, I realise your point in that they're the wrong type but still actually receiving ammunition for Christmas!?

Copy Clerk
Posts: 92
Joined: 6 Nov 2008

I got a huge appel cake. i get 2 xbox games but im stil happier with the cake i mean how many peole get given there own freaking cake for christmas! o and how good it was to ^_^

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2940
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

sopherlin:
'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

LewsTherin:

sopherlin:
'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1278
Joined: 8 Dec 2008

Danny Ocean:
I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.

I got one of those, does the thing actually work or is it supposed to make it look like you give a shit!?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1701
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

My mom got me Personal Trainer: Cooking. Then I saw that it was pretty frickin sweet.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3615
Joined: 3 Jun 2008

ZombieFace:

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.

I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

OMG ARE THEY RED AND SAY GUITAR HERO ON THE ASS??!?!?!?!?!? I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONES there comfy

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2464
Joined: 12 Jul 2008

I got an Xbox 360 controller, and I don't own an Xbox 360. I realized shortly afterward that my brother intended for me to hook it up to my PC, then it made more sense, and it's actually quite thoughtful.

Beat Writer
Posts: 144
Joined: 21 Dec 2008

Yea I got sunflower seeds...

And no...not the David brand sunflower seeds...

I got unsalted sunflower seeds...

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 17 May 2008

I got two gifts that made me go "WTF?"

The first was a Elmer's Display board with three pictures of white tigers (one a puzzle that my sister and her husband put together) and the others printed out pictures from the internet... yes, I like white tigers... BUT IT'S NOT ALL THAT I LIKE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

Then of course there was a watch that my mother and father got me, mind you that I have about three of the fiddly damned things now, and just because I don't wear the stupid things (due to the fact that I take my cell phone with me everywhere and it doesn't stink up my wrist) everyone thinks that I don't have any watches!!!

At the very least it was a nice thought, but still pretty much made me go "WTF?!!"

Copy Clerk
Posts: 115
Joined: 22 Aug 2008

My Wtf presents are well 4 belts that are too big Belts 4 belts off different people???

Muckraker
Posts: 262
Joined: 27 Jan 2008

Poker chips...

seriously.

Muckraker
Posts: 345
Joined: 10 Sep 2008

A cup.... yea

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1094
Joined: 11 Oct 2008

A scarf, I have worn one like 3 times in my entire life... who could have thought that was a good idea.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1042
Joined: 2 Jul 2008

A fake robotic arm on a stick with a thingy at the bottom which makes the hand form a fist when its pulled on. I dont know where my mum finds these things!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3915
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

I didn't get anything to complain about other than mirrors edge.

Beat Writer
Posts: 136
Joined: 3 Oct 2008

i got a box of A4 cartridge paper....

i dont have a printer...
and i draw in my big A3 folders that i have like a million of from birthdays
WTF am i going to do with a box of shitty thin crappy paper?

Copy Clerk
Posts: 69
Joined: 4 Oct 2008

I only had one WTF gift, though it was a good kind of WTF. My mom got me a limited-edition beer that's been aged for 11 years in this one brewery. Totally unexpected and totally rad.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 544
Joined: 27 Dec 2008

Cologne (I do not stink (that bad))

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4577
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

klc0100:
Bed sheets. Why bedsheets?

Your mum didn't like smelling your man spunk on your last ones?

BANNED
Posts: 37
Joined: 14 Oct 2008

a $100 gift card, for a store that went out of business 2 days before.

User was banned for: Poll: Round 4 - North: (1) Turbine vs (2) Valve. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4577
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

the_tramp:

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Now that's a bit of a scary present, I realise your point in that they're the wrong type but still actually receiving ammunition for Christmas!?

"GIT OFF MY LAWN YOU PUNKS! "

*Unclip, ping ping, gun is obviously out of bullets*

Damn you, I AM OUT YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1453
Joined: 16 May 2008

The book 'How To Build a Robot Army'.

A bit WTF, but hilarious nonetheless.

Escapist Co-Founder
Posts: 829
Joined: 21 Nov 2004

Bacon flavored floss. Oh yeah.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 962
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

This isn't really wtf but it is still awesome. I got a http://www.digitech.com/products/Multi-Effects/RP90.php
I got most of the stuff that I asked for.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

A plastic rabbit head with an open mouth and a suction cup on the back of it.
According to my father, it holds my toothbrush so I don't have to keep laying it across the holder we already have (it's too thick and won't fit in the little holes).

Muckraker
Posts: 261
Joined: 23 Nov 2007

A little thing... I can't think of a name for it... the little windmill on sticks that you hold and blow on... my friend is painfully cheap.

Beat Writer
Posts: 147
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

A steering wheel cover that doesnt fit on the steering wheel.

Double WTF

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1288
Joined: 4 May 2008

A £10 voucher for Woolworths...

Beat Writer
Posts: 150
Joined: 24 Nov 2008

Bacon bits , two packs of slim jims, and a bag of jerky....Wtf lol

Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 14 Dec 2008

i got a harmonica, but its exactly what i wanted :D

BANNED
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Joined: 25 Aug 2008

Hoppetussa:
I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

You poor, poor sod. How did that happen?

On topic - My sister gave me a set of watercolours, a sketch pad and a mini-easel. She knows that I like to draw, but I'm not interested in art at all.

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