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Muckraker
Posts: 278
Joined: 6 Apr 2008

My mom got me a new flashlight. I have no idea why.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 939
Joined: 7 Jan 2008

I got cookbooks. Just what every 17 year old guy wants.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 114
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

Bluetack.......who the fuck did i murder to deserve fucking BLUETACK for christmas?

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Four Different AC/DC shirts from four different relatives.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 737
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

My mom got a 6 pack of orange scented disposable cleaning whipes from my grams. Hilarious.

As for me, uhh...I guess a booklight, because lord knows I hate reading books, and why I would want to read a book at 2 A.M. is unknown to me.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1061
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I gave my grandmother a wind up toy of an old lady with a walker. She loved it xP

Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 12 Jul 2008

I received the action figures of He-Mans Battle Cat and Skeletors Panthor

.......WTF!!! i've never even read/watched He-Man

BANNED
Posts: 322
Joined: 24 Feb 2008

I got the Zombie Surival Guide, it was WTF, but in really good zombie infested way.

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Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 603
Joined: 3 Jul 2008

This stupid Chief-in-a-box. This badge will haunt my profile forever! O escapist, what did I do to deserve this? I'm as ANTI-CHIEF as one can get! T_T

Like the halo - Hate the chief.
I Think OSDT will be a good game, since the chief is gone!

Beat Writer
Posts: 128
Joined: 11 Oct 2008

I got a pair of portable speakers for my ipod. I have no reason to use them, and I think it's quite rude when other people play their music loud enough in public for others to hear. Besides, most of the people around me (I'm in high school) wouldn't want to hear the music that I listen to anyway because THEY ARE DEAF TO QUALITY MUSIC!

I hate teenagers and I know I'm a hypocrite.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1427
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Eipok Kruden:

KaZZaP:
Ratatouille, the Pixar movie on DVD... I'm allmost 20, thanks mom...

Ratatoiulle is a great movie, just watch it before you say it's stupid.

wall*e is awesome too dont forget walle... as for my WTF gift my older brother got me HSM 3 when he knows how much i hate that darn piece of satans work. i feel insulted by this and cant wait for summer to destroy it with fireworks...ka boom!

Copy Clerk
Posts: 75
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

My gf's Mum & Dad bought me a deodorant and an Eagles CD.

I fucking hate the Eagles.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 675
Joined: 9 Oct 2008

A shaver. I think Santa was trying to tell me something. Like he's the one to talk.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 834
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Nimbus:
A Neon @ sign which runs off my USB. Kind of cool but... Why? I mean, who in history has ever said, "Hmmm, I could really use a Neon @ sign right about now..."?

You lucky duck. I was just wishing for one of those two weeks ago...

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 9 Jun 2008

I got a bag of potpourii. Yes, my aunt got me a $2 bag of potpourii (for me and my wife). However, I also got a 5 gallon air compressor and a brad and finishing nail gun, so that makes up for it.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1015
Joined: 28 Jul 2008

A USB fan shaped like an airplane... The prop is the fan. I was kinda like "Ok... Thanks"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1045
Joined: 31 Oct 2008

1 yard of Chocolate

Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival
Posts: 343
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

In my family we have a Secret Santa thing where everyone randomly draws someone to get a gift for (for the extended relatives). Since its the only gift you are on the hook for, it's supposed to be pretty decent ($50 - $100). My Aunt drew me this year and sent me a place-mat. A solitary low quality cloth place-mat where one side is bright green and the other side is bright red. Great. Next Christmas I'll have a one man dinner on my awesome Christmas themed (?) place-mat. Erg. I dropped out of the Christmas drawing yesterday.

Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival
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Joined: 11 Nov 2008

nikomas1:
This stupid Chief-in-a-box. This badge will haunt my profile forever! O escapist, what did I do to deserve this? I'm as ANTI-CHIEF as one can get! T_T

Like the halo - Hate the chief.
I Think OSDT will be a good game, since the chief is gone!

Lol-funny you chose it as one of your four to display.

Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival
Posts: 343
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

sky14kemea:
a stuffed toy of a thing called Domo-Kun

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if the image doesnt work, then its this brown japanese thing, i call it the biscuit man XD

LOL you have an anime avatar and don't know domo-kun? Did you go to Target this Christmas?

Beat Writer
Posts: 162
Joined: 3 Oct 2007

Laywer's Chicken Seasoning....

Beat Writer
Posts: 204
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

a broom. But not any broom, a broom with green broom-hair

Mentheol'broom

^ Me with ma broom

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 29 Dec 2008

I got "Squirt Wee Boy".

It's an action figure of a boy who, when you pull down his shorts, he pisses.

Also, a USB lamp. I guess the logic in that was, He likes computers = OMGOMGOMG HE NEEDS A LAMP!

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 3 Jul 2008

KarmicToast:

nikomas1:
This stupid Chief-in-a-box. This badge will haunt my profile forever! O escapist, what did I do to deserve this? I'm as ANTI-CHIEF as one can get! T_T

Like the halo - Hate the chief.
I Think OSDT will be a good game, since the chief is gone!

Lol-funny you chose it as one of your four to display.

You have to face you problems head on! Or in my case, stare into the eye... helmet of hate itself.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

nekolux:

Sky God:
A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

lol she actually did, but i think it was a gag gift cuz she knows im not getting any :P

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 29 Dec 2008

Sky God:

nekolux:

Sky God:
A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

lol she actually did, but i think it was a gag gift cuz she knows im not getting any :P

Wow, that's nice :P

On the Record
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KarmicToast:

sky14kemea:
a stuffed toy of a thing called Domo-Kun

image
if the image doesnt work, then its this brown japanese thing, i call it the biscuit man XD

LOL you have an anime avatar and don't know domo-kun? Did you go to Target this Christmas?

its not my fault XD i dont explore out of my comfort zone very often :P

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3621
Joined: 3 Jun 2008

Gherkins:
I got "Squirt Wee Boy".

It's an action figure of a boy who, when you pull down his shorts, he pisses.

Also, a USB lamp. I guess the logic in that was, He likes computers = OMGOMGOMG HE NEEDS A LAMP!

I GOT THAT SWEET THAT SAME SQUIRTY THING LAST YEAR ITS SO AMAZING

Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 10 Jul 2008

well it wasnt a gift, but it was enchiladas for x-mas dinner

Press Junketeer
Posts: 443
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

ZombieFace:

HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus:
.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.

I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

I got Guitar hero PJ bottems, i wear them when i play rock band and giggle the entire time.

I got a bunch of bargain bin games from my aunt that knows nothing about video games... they are all for the original Xbox and i will never play them, i know its the thought that counts but really some of these games I've never heard of or looked at them once when they first came out and went "Wow, why would i ever want to play that"

Copy Clerk
Posts: 71
Joined: 5 Jan 2009

I got some weird game for the Wii.. I have a Xbox 360 and the Wii game looked like it was for 7 year-olds

Copy Clerk
Posts: 84
Joined: 28 Sep 2008

Hoppetussa:
I asked for Fallout 3 for the Xbox 360, and got Big Beach Sports for the Wii.
WTF!?

That's horrible. >___>.... Seriously. Wtf.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 960
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

A big can of Jelly beans....I don't even like Jelly beans

Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

I got a Mr. Potato head star wars deelie called "Luke Frywalker".
Just what every Uni student needs.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 429
Joined: 3 Oct 2008

sopherlin:

LewsTherin:

sopherlin:
'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

Burn it
and tape it
Put on youtube
and spam the link on Twilight fansites

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