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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 629 Joined: 10 Aug 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3590 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | i will have to say death by snu-snu |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1639 Joined: 2 Nov 2008    | How about climbing the Burj Dubai, and once you're at the top, you take a running leap off the side, fall almost a kilometer, and get shot in the eye before you hit the floor by a misfiring gun someone had slung over there shoulder. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 629 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | lol |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1934 Joined: 5 Nov 2008    | I wish to die in the apocalypse when the universe vanishes in the fire of anti-matter colliding with matter. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1138 Joined: 26 Mar 2008   |
We have a winner. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 1 Jan 2009  | i have one best and worst way to die :P Best: running to save someone from jumping off of a plane and slipping out of the plane falling until you hit the blades of a helicopter and then being blood spattered over disney world to ruin the childrens innosense :D worste: (i have 2) 1: fire house up the ass turned on full blast...nuff said 2: choking on a pill that helps widen your throat so you dont choke on stuff...my uncle did that :( he lived tho XD |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1437 Joined: 13 Sep 2008     | I want death by search button. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 57 Joined: 19 May 2008   |
Agreed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2484 Joined: 29 Mar 2008   | this will only end in a hammer and lock |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1179 Joined: 12 Aug 2008    |
Bing bing bing bing bing! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1355 Joined: 13 Oct 2008   |
Seconded! I'd want the large women, then the petite women, then the beautiful women, then the large women again! |
Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 1 Jan 2009 | I would die while killing zombies. In slow motion |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 30 Sep 2008  | While snu snu is definitely the best answer, I'm going to go with "In an alien invasion, where I'm the only way to save the rest of the world, and will be adored in my death by all of humanity, but I am brutally cut to pieces and have parts of me totally obliterated with some crazy kind of death ray." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 572 Joined: 26 Dec 2008  |
Me too, except I'd be killing Nazi zombies in space. |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 25 Dec 2008 | i would like to jump off a plane without a parachute while holding a gun then ill shoot myself on the tummy while another guy would stalk me and snipe me down before i hit the ground. they could feed me to the lions after i die. ^.^ |
Copy Clerk Posts: 63 Joined: 7 Dec 2008    | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 187 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | Flesh eating beetle attack. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 95 Joined: 31 Dec 2008   | I would like to die ontop of a hill watching a sunset whilst someone kills me from behind with a katana. Then to be set in stone in the same spot. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 15 May 2008 | Being flung out of a plane over France and being impaled on the Eiffel Tower, but I'm not quite dead, and so they rush be to Le Hospitale, but I O.D. on the Le Morphine, and after I die everything except for some blood and a bit of brain tissue would be cremated, and my ashes would be shot into the sun, and my blood and brain tissue would be kept safe so I could be cloned when the world needs me again in the future cus some crazy ass thing is happening with a wizard or some crap. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3274 Joined: 7 Aug 2008   | In the words of Frankie Boyle: But seriously (well I say seriously) but, I suppose free falling from a flying plane into the streets of New York would be pretty cool. Or riding a Nuke like a bull whilst falling in the air. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1405 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  |
Please say Mystery Box! I really want to know what's in it! Hopefully not an Aston Martin, that would be pretty lame. I mean, there's no choice there if that's the case. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1479 Joined: 20 Jul 2008  |
Always a good way to go out. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 95 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 |
I bet there'd be something cool inside it....like a small painted wooden duck or something =3 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1566 Joined: 5 Jan 2008 | Rushing into a flurry of bullets while picking off my assailers one by one with my two pistols. or... Blow myself up with gunpowder, sulfer, gasoline and matches, taking hundreds of zombies with me. What? I want to die like I live. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1437 Joined: 13 Sep 2008 |
No, It'll be a search button for sure. You just feel these things sometimes. |
Muckraker  Posts: 242 Joined: 18 Apr 2008  | I want to be run over by a Mack truck driven by the Incredible Hulk. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 890 Joined: 18 Dec 2008   | I'd like to die in some sort of battle...having killed off sever attackers and covered in their blood with a wicked grin on my face. As more attackers advance, I'd like them to fear the creature that stands before them. Then I'd die. |
Muckraker  Posts: 237 Joined: 20 Feb 2008   | The circumstances: An army of aliens/demons/Nazis/whatever has invaded my area, and I am the only survivor. They find me, and surround me. Their leader steps forth to make some speech about how I am doomed. I reply "So are you." I then detonate a nuclear bomb I built and happen to have nearby. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 615 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 | Eating a bucket full of popcorn seeds, then jumping into a fire! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1204 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | Laughing as the world goes to hell (figuratively) around me. The world becomes something like "Mad Max," only not as cool. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1479 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | A drug fueled sex orgy in the CIC of the battlestar Pegasus as it goes on it's death run against a cylon basestar, ramming into it head first with the wreckage killing yet another basestar. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2213 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  | Sky diving without a parachute while on fire and having a threesome. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1320 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Ever since 1995 i've known how i wanted to die, and if you've watched Goldeneye you can probably figure it out, i'll give 1 hint: Sauna. ^^ |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008  | By shooting a MIRV Launcher from Fallout 3 at my feet. |
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what would you choose?
none of that "in my bed while i'm asleep" or "bullet to the head so it's fast and painless?" shit
assume that all ways henceforth stated are painless, what are some of the craziest, most awesome, most epic ways you could think of to die?
bonus points if you describe what you could do with your body after your death (assuming it's whole enough to be considered a corpse)
me personally, i think an epic way to die would be awesome to jump out of a Ferrari going 600 miles per hour on the highway into the oncoming traffic lane and get hit mid-jump by an 18-wheeler, bug-splat style.
after my death i would like my friends to fire me out of a cannon into the side of a mountain