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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 850 Joined: 23 Sep 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1231 Joined: 16 Dec 2008    | Worst way to die- Burned to death, you ever hear that kind of a scream? pray that you do not |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 4 Sep 2008    | Headbanging. I want to be like 70, at the most badass rock concert ever, and be headbanging so hard that by spinal column snaps, or my brain smacks into my skull and I die. the best part would be that the mosh pit would be so crowded that no one would notice cause id be held up by everyone around me. No one would realize I was dead till the concert had ended. even then they might just think I was plastered. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 63 Joined: 7 Jan 2009   | Sword in hand, on the brink of divinity. Against all the forces of Rohan, alone, by myself, and win... Then a dragon coated in flames and lightning sprouts from the ground and attempts to eat me, instead he eats a fireball. And the I die by a misplaced enemy placed right above me (Classic Dig-Dug reference) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 10 Dec 2008  | i would like to be killed by a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning :D |
Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 27 Oct 2008     | I want to die with my brains forcefully ejected out of my head during an opera performance. That, or to go down boxing against a kangaroo. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 925 Joined: 7 Jan 2009   |
Forgive me, but are you the Phantom of the Opera? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 890 Joined: 4 Oct 2008  |
Lmfao ^^ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1110 Joined: 22 Aug 2008  |
An Aston Martin, is an Aston Martin. But the Mystery box could be anything! It could be even an Aston Martin! You remember how much you wanted one of those! |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 14 Dec 2008 | into a table saw real slow, like those conveyor belt deaths.... and balls first |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1639 Joined: 23 Feb 2008    |
I think we're done here. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2347 Joined: 6 Jun 2008  | I would die being partially caught past the event horizon of a black-hole I created specifically to tunnel a deep enough hole in space-time to produce a portal and sustain that portal by it's Hawking radiation long enough for it to connect to a universe of my own devising and allow a supremely gifted (immortal, brilliant, magical, usual demi-god stuff) version of myself to travel to this universe. All that's left of original me is a hand clasping a note that says: "Welcome to your empire. Seriously, take over this whole damn universe and run it properly." New me would be just like the God-Emperor of Warhammer 40k fame except not on the brink of death thanks to that traitorous heretic Horus. |
Beat Writer Posts: 225 Joined: 27 Oct 2008 |
Why? Does that mean you want that to happen? That just sounds painfully unnecessary. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1283 Joined: 29 Jun 2008   |
I hate to be the immature jackass...but what did he intend to swallow? There...my maturity is slipping through the cracks in the floor of my perversion... |
Muckraker Posts: 330 Joined: 14 Dec 2008 |
yes, yes it is, by the way, im at the prostate as I type. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 642 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 | I have to say the best way to die is. I am walking to work and in a business suit Ninjas attack after destroying my building. As I fight them off lions show up and finish of the other ninjas but then turn on me. As I am way too heavily damaged. I take them down but die with the last one. Then it is later discovered my body is the permanent cure to cancer and aids and my body is ground up into fine powder which is distributed to the masses. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 63 Joined: 7 Jan 2009 | Epic!!! but it needs tits and fire |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 12 Dec 2008   |
Epic... |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 3470 Joined: 9 Sep 2008    | I'd like to burn alive. User was suspended for: Zero Punctuation: inFamous. (90 days) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 58 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 | Death by a game of kickball. Only the kickball is covered in arsenic, cyanide, and spikes! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2404 Joined: 20 Aug 2008    | Heart attack just as I'm reaching orgasm on top of a girl less than half my age (and hey, I'm only six months away from this scenario being legal in my state.) Bonus points if (1) it's a cheap one-night stand and (2) she ends up pregnant. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 642 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 |
That's like Kickball To The Extreme and everyone in the world has to play |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2114 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Having a piano / anvil fall on me out of thin air. I've always been an unlucky bastard and now I would have proof. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 1 Jan 2009  | lol for breathing trouble, but if your like that i guess that too lol |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008  |
Second. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1248 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | In Halo 3 Team SWAT on Guardian as I would get to respawn and continue to have fun even though I wasn't very good and got shot a lot. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1283 Joined: 29 Jun 2008 | See the end of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life...OH YEAY! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | i wanna die on a van tour bus crash Vitek and Cliff Burton fashio. quick painless (hopefully)goign out on the road like a rockstar |
Muckraker  Posts: 328 Joined: 4 Dec 2008  | I would want to share the fate of Merlin the Parrot from Magnum, PI |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1005 Joined: 8 Jan 2009    | Death by duel. If I wanted to die I would totally do that! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 19 Oct 2008 | Finishing a gun fight with a bunch of SWAT guys in a mall only to turn around and fall down an up escalator. Whether or not I'm on fire is up for debate. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1602 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 | Falling into a vat of whiskey and attempting to drink my way out. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 133 Joined: 20 Nov 2007  | Heart attack while playing FFIX, dying immediately after getting game over. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 126 Joined: 22 Jan 2009 |
IRONY the silent killer! well mine would be being shot trying to assasonate george bush... im not even american :D |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 552 Joined: 4 Jan 2008  | Monty python style, chased over a cliff by nude women on rollerscates |
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