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Nobel Laureate  Posts: 15944 Joined: 26 Dec 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1151 Joined: 7 Dec 2008     | By taking a lot of other people out with me.
Agreed. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 456 Joined: 10 May 2008     | I want to die by falling out of a plane into the Grand Canyon. While playing a killer rock guitar solo. And on fire. And landing on a mule. Who is also on fire. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1120 Joined: 22 Dec 2008   | In case of pandemonium, I'd just sit on top of a cliff and laugh while the flames engulf me. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2354 Joined: 14 Sep 2007     | Pumped full of a mix of morphine and dope. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1120 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | 198-proof vodka and a lot of Motrin. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 94 Joined: 11 Sep 2008    | Mine would Be killing zombies while flying a ski boat flying through space while Ozzy osbournes "crazy train" played |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2126 Joined: 30 Dec 2008    |
HAHAHA Im with them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1115 Joined: 22 Nov 2008   | Rocket jumping In real life |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 73 Joined: 22 Aug 2008    |
There's nothing in the box! Stupid! You're so stupid! Anyway, |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 357 Joined: 29 Nov 2008    |
This is the real winner. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 830 Joined: 3 Jun 2008  | I would like to be the hero of humanity in the alien and zombie invasion. I would finally be killed when i set of a nuclear bomb, that i specifically developed to only kill zombies, aliens, and the person who activated the bomb, which would be me. Then i would be a hero, known for killing every single zombie and alien alive....un-dead in the zombies case. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1079 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | Backflipping on a Kawasaki Ninja fighting Brock Sampson while Dual-wielding a katana and a machete over an Apache helicopter while having sex with Lucy Liu with an atomic bomb going off in the background. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1579 Joined: 9 Jul 2008    |
I lol'ed, hard. |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 29 Jul 2008  | how about sleeping silently while watching your favourite footballteam beating the tab-leader? :) |
BANNED  Posts: 819 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    | being in army overseas, i am in a huge fight and i get hit befor i die i shot one or two enimey soilders and i die still fighting until i pass out, that would be awesome |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1258 Joined: 24 Jun 2008    | I would want to die shortly after winning the lottery my private plane would catch fire and I would jump out. But my parachute doesn't open and my corpse falls on Tom Cruise. Best Death Ever |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 1 Joined: 19 Dec 2008  | Running into a Horde of Zombies to give my friends a Cliché opening with which to escape. Obviously screaming "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON EM'" as the zombies eat my intestines. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1255 Joined: 12 Aug 2008  |
Heavens no, I'm not that cruel. It's a box. Who said there was anything inside it? I sure didn't. You people and your crazy assumptions... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 164 Joined: 24 Dec 2008 | Have all my limbs cut off and a land mine strapped to my chest whilst being drop-kicked off a cliff into a village of angry vietnamese. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 357 Joined: 19 Mar 2008  | This! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI I love stanley kubrick :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1497 Joined: 29 Jun 2008    | LOTR: Return of the King Style. Jump off a cliff on fire. |
Muckraker  Posts: 247 Joined: 15 Aug 2008   | I'd say get thrown off a tall building... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 25 Aug 2008   | MY ideal death: |
Paperboy  Posts: 31 Joined: 25 Dec 2008  | In a fight with the most powerful entity in the universe, in the middle of a supernova, as two galaxies colide in the background. I would win in a close one, but die from the wounds. I would die as baddest mothaf##ker in the universe. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1025 Joined: 17 Jul 2008   | While sucide-bombing tarrorests, they'll never see that comeing. |
On the Record  Posts: 6717 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 |
YES |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 1 Sep 2008  | Frankly, I want to die of cancer. Painless, and I get at absolute least a week to say goodbye, and live like a madman. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 931 Joined: 17 Sep 2008 | I want to die shooting down a whole bunch of idiots. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1284 Joined: 29 Jun 2008  | Falling from the edge of the atmosphere to the earth. I would do acrobatic manuevers all the way down and as I saw the end coming near I would break my fingers into the Middle finger gesture so it would remain... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4199 Joined: 30 Oct 2008 | Any way to die... hrm... 1) Walk down street with nothing but a paper plate and stapler with one staple. Also team up with Shigeru Miyamoto (before the hellhole that is the Wii). Oh, and it'd be in slow motion. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1284 Joined: 29 Jun 2008 |
You win...that was too epic compared to my previous falling to my death scenario... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1151 Joined: 26 Nov 2008 | Spike Spiegel |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2078 Joined: 1 Jan 2008  | I would probably set myself on fire, jump off a building, and blow myself up right over the crowd below, covering them in flaming bits of flesh. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | On the throne of the country I have created as it is being bombed for simply being to awesome to comprehend by surrounding countries. All while Eskimo Joe's "London Bombs" is playing. Awww Yeah |
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First, we have to make a few assumptions: Namely, that there is in fact, a god, and that the crazy fundies are all correct in how much he hates everyone who is not white, American, and (whatever religious denomination has the most people like Fred "Fuckhole" Phelps).
That all being said, I would like to die killing God as the Universe slowly dissolves.