The Navy, in fact, the entire U.S. Military.

Rad Dragonheart:
(Translation from idiotic to English)

If you played games and were smart you would realize all games with guns are like that you crackhead.It might not look good as a game but they all have that problem. Next time think, dont get high and post comments.

I have super translation powers! Bow before me mortals!

Thanks Rad for clearing that up. I couldn't figure it out for the life of me.

I too cannot help but comment on the idiocy of some peoples videos. Hence bringing up some of these replys.
"if u dnt lyk my videos then ur gay"
"ur marryed to micael jackson"
"fuk the UK you fuking cock sucker"
"your a "fuken" retard."
Generally most people make me die a little on the inside.

Kitari:
I too cannot help but comment on the idiocy of some peoples videos. Hence bringing up some of these replys.
"if u dnt lyk my videos then ur gay"
"ur marryed to micael jackson"
"fuk the UK you fuking cock sucker"
"your a "fuken" retard."
Generally most people make me die a little on the inside.

You're married to Michael Jackson? Sorry couldn't resist. I understand the pain though, it hurts us precious.

That bowel eating bug I contracted from Escapism ban-i-tus, when you receive this illness, you can last an entire year with you bowels slowly exiting out of your gender specific reproductive organ. I have a good 9 months left.

Why do you think Taxi Driver became perma-banned...

When I see people littering in the sea...

*sighs*

I actually like making stupid replies on YouTube, and insulting people just to see their reaction. It can be quite fun, really.

Oh and a time when I was on Xbox Live, playing Gears of War 1, only to have some kid screaming high-pitchedly "YOU'RE GAY!" every single time I tried to speak to my friend who was on my team. Why? Because I picked up the sniper rifle before him. I got tired of it and went into private chat with my friend. But after 20-30 minutes of play, he had to go. When I left party chat, lo and behold, he was still there screaming it.

The things that make me die inside are: plain stupidity, today's so-called music and today's TV.

NASCAR makes me die a little inside, as do Wal-Mart shoppers, American Idol viewers, Microsoft fanboys, 4Kids "Entertainment," Left Behind readers, and of course, YouTube commentators.

Sonic the Hedgehog games that suck.

White people trying to look gansta.

Oasis's Rock N Roll Star not being part of the set list in a game called ROCKBAND (it's available for download but come on! It should be part of the set list!!)

Games made by Craig Allen.

My job

Flamers

George Bush

SPYWARE!!!!!

Those obnoxious gay guys who scream out "we're here, we're queer, get used to it."

As for the thing that makes me die a little on the inside, I'd say that it's bad grammar on the Internet, just in general. It kills me to see so many people rape the English language all across the Web. I can understand typos and little errors here and there, but it worries me to see so many people who can't form a somewhat understandable statement.[/quote]

Amen to that!

chronobreak:
I actually like making stupid replies on YouTube, and insulting people just to see their reaction. It can be quite fun, really.

That's called trolling. Please gb2/b/.

I think it really bothers me when people whine about how bad the internet has become since "the good old days". If you don't like the quality of the content, then improve it yourself and quit complaining about it.

(Yes I am aware of the irony.)

Television and the people who believe it.

Pedophiles.

A quick summary of things that have made my die a little each time inside:

White wannabe gangsters. (you can be white and a gangster no problem with that but the wannabes make me sad).

The trend of hanging your pants down your knees showing of your filthy unwhipped ass.

George Bush getting re-elected.

Americans re-electing a president that probably never finished kindergarten and is proud of it above all things.

Sonic.

The utter garbage we call television, consisting of Gay man Sitcom, 2 Girls sitcoms, Hospital porn Sitcoms (Grace anatomy) and the other loads of sitcoms that litter the screen.

The fact that the gaming industry has left PC gaming to become a hot bed of piracy by using Securom and other protection that does not work and blows your PC to bits.

Games being dumbed down so far even coma patients could play them, thus ruining it for every1 that is conscious and has limbs.

I could go on and on for hours, thank god i am a positive man else i would have hurled myself of a building long ago.

This Person:

chronobreak:
I actually like making stupid replies on YouTube, and insulting people just to see their reaction. It can be quite fun, really.

That's called trolling. Please gb2/b/.

I think it really bothers me when people whine about how bad the internet has become since "the good old days". If you don't like the quality of the content, then improve it yourself and quit complaining about it.

(Yes I am aware of the irony.)

I don't troll on this site, so thst's all that should matter to you. Besides, for every person that takes tha interwebz so seriously, there's another that doesn't. If you give people the option for chaos, as we've seen on youtube, it'll happen. Another reason this site is good, it is never allowed to get to that point. I come here when I want to have good discussion, but youtube is not a discussion, it is a comment section.

And, I have never been to /b/, and "gb2/b/" took me way too long to figure out. I am not fluent in whatever that is apparantly.

When 'clever' people talk in slang.

I don't know why, I just lose faith in them.

I once had a guy on you tube in all seriousness tell me that the ancient Aztecs used flying saucers to defeat there enemy's. he was a big conspiracy nut that also believed ferrous liquid was an alien invention.

fanboys piss me off beyond belief. If you have an opinion........ BACK IT UP!!!!!!! for example: All of the jackasses that reply to the politicial debate videos saying "OBAMA SUCKS!!!!!!!111one" etc.. then you try and talk to them and they will have no reason what so ever to dislike him, or for that matter, the people who love someone for no reason, like when people say that they love Obama, but have to backup to say why other than "he seems like a nice guy" Well, hell, Bush seems like a nice guy too, but he broke 3 constitutional laws, esablished the Bush Doctrine, tapped into our phone lines, and now we are in a depression, great job voters ;) Anyway, my point is (restatement) that if you are going to say something... back it up.

The Amazing Orgazmo:

Did you here me say the word "all" in the sentence? Yes, I know everything you just yapped about, and maybe I should have phrased it differently, but could you stop accusing me of saying all Muslims are evil?

I only said the ones who followed that peaceful religion and killed in the sake of that religion are what kills me inside, because that goes against the peacfulness of their religions.

P.S. why do people hate me mommy?

Mommy: Because you touch yourself at night.

Me: *looks down on the ground, frowning*...

Well, it would seem that I misunderstood you the... The way you phrased your post lead me to believe that you thought that ALL muslims are "killing for jihad", forgive my "yapping"

Twilight

"Why do you think we entered WW2?"
Me: "For a variety of reasons, but the final straw was Pearl Harbor."
"Exactly! What do you think the attacks on the Twin Towers was?"
Me: "Those were Arab Terrorists, not the Iraqi government..."
*insert the most epic of all facepalms here*

Say Anything:
The quote the topic creator posted reminded me of OG Loc, who actually did make me feel like I died a little when I first met him in San Andreas.

Aha. Yeah. I know what you mean. That shit is gangsta :]

Christians

I absolutely HATE it when people "Fuk wiv text". It gets on my nerves, I just wanna die.

I just recently had the pleasure of being called names by some conspiracy theory idiot bacause I had the GALL to SUGGEST that whatever he filmed has the POSSIBILITY of terrestrial origin.

Here's the exchange: (errors included)
him: (DerrickB82)
by seeing what kind of vids you are into only tells me that you are retarded and will definately not be spared when shit hits the fan haha primitive
ook I dont think you are retarded ok and no Im not a 2012 freak or anything and my video is a alien craft..not the first time I have seen one..and honestly its to strange for you to grasp if thats you in the pic I see you are old and this new age stuff might be hard to exept but sorry its true and the trueth is not something you pic it just is..what it is..and we are being visited and researched and we have been since the begining of civilization.Im a 26 year old guy from canada..I hated this ufo stuff growing up and hated anything paranormal for that matter but things changed proof made it change and Im a stuborn guy trust me I dont change my mind over imaginary nonsense,,Im by the book and honest but what I saw changed my view forever and it made me see reality 100% different..If you ever see one of these craft you will no what I mean..I only said you were primitive because it sounds like even with all the proof in the world you wont let your self see the true reality in all this..2012 is a dead line if our government doesnt smarten up with violence and polution we will be looked apon like a waste of a good planet that someone else might make better use of..do you honestly think we are the only alien life for inhabiting the universe? come on now what would be the point in that? if you build it they will come..god buit it and its almost imposible to lift up a random rock and not find some life form stuck to it..life is everywhere and on everything life can survive anywhere anytime any place imaginable..This is facts and Im sorry they are not what you want to hear..but facts are always stranger then fiction,,and are usually things you dont want to hear are believe..I was 14 when I saw my first ufo and now I have seen 10 in one night 23 of august 10:45-12am and days after that one was at the same time of night for a week..strange very but true..Im also a gifted person with god givin abilities telepathic comunication and others I wont go into but I can comunicate with these people as well as all humans even you if I wanted to..but Ill just stick to typing so you dont get to freaked out lol Im am a good guy and Im sorry I was so strong spoken to you and hurtfull you can keep your money I apologize on my own terms Im sorry and take care you will need it when things change drasticly
s my ufo vid the only one you have watched? Did you know this stuff is being disclosed anytime now that life is out there and visiting earth? the info and proof is pooring in everyday are you living under a rock?
look up (steven greer)
or type in proof of alien contact vids 1-9
there are no logical grounds for what you claim and honestly its the stupidist thing I have ever heard
and Ive have heard some shit...to not belive is to be retarded basicly honestly I cant stress it enough for your families sake believe

My Response:
[sarcasm]Yes, I can tell by your diction, grammar and spelling that I am obviously the lesser intelligent.[/sarcasm]

Maybe you'd like to tell me what this is about if you are going to throw around insults.

If it's about the ridiculous 2012 thread (judging by your video), I'll tell you what:

Give me your name, address and email. I will put $1000 or the equivalent in gold or goods into a box and mail it to you should extraterrestrials land in 2012 and reveal to the world that there is a global conspiracy that is being covered up by the Illuminati, Masons, Barack Obama, or whomever.

If it actually happens, I swear right here and now (this email being a binding legal contract) that I will.

If you accept this proposition, when this does not happen, (and it won't), I want a message consisting of an apology to myself for calling me "primitive" and retarded. In addition you must admit that you are a brainless moron with an overactive imagination.

Deal?

Just because I don't believe that UFOs are of extraterrestrial origin doesn't mean I don't believe there is life elsewhere in the universe.

What proof is this you speak of? Even now in the days of the internet, I've seen nothing but blurry photos and bad video. If there was something out there.... someone with REAL information, it would be so easy to get it out there. There is no way it could be hidden. I've seen nothing. Nada. Nothing that would ever make me believe UFOs can't be explained rationally and as having terrestrial origin.

I believe that you think that you've seen UFOs and have ESP. The problem is, just because you might believe these things are true, doesn't mean they are.

So, I have a challenge for you if you want me to believe in your mental powers to communicate with me. I will think of something very common that we would both know. I have typed the item in question into a word document. I will not alter it any further. For the remainder of the evening, I will be thinking about this object and yourself. If you can tell me the object I'm thinking about, I will email you the document with the creation date and time unchanged. You will have then confirmed that you indeed have the power of telepathy and have proof of such.

If you get this right, I will never doubt UFO believers again.

Ready to prove yourself? I'll be thinking about it.

I have a creepy obsession with a character, Princess Kraehe, from this one show I watch about ballerinas and stuff. Anyway, I did a search for stuff on DeviantArt and was confronted with a USER named Princess Kraehe.

Of course, my expectations of an entire gallery full of dark, passionate fanart of a sexy chick in a feathered dress were crushed when it turned out this user was a Jonas brothers fan who filled her galley with Myspace-esque pictures of herself and didn't seem to even know the amazing villain she was bastardizing, so. *mourns the death of her insides*

People who microwave kittens :(

and what did the New Age guy think of your challanges?

Whenever people on Xbox Live find out I'm from Texas and they automatically assume that I ride a horse to school and own a ranch.

I ride on an air-conditioned bus and live in a house like everyone else you jackasses.