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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1120 Joined: 19 Nov 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008     | Everyone at the potato contest got a potato clock and left at nine. Only makes sense when read out loud. Though still terrible. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2794 Joined: 29 Oct 2008     | I'm sure I have loads of awful puns stuck in my head but I actually can't access them right now >:( Damn brain always does this to me. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 690 Joined: 8 Nov 2007     | Izumi Maki represent! You should marry Chris Miss. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1331 Joined: 26 Jan 2008     | Whast brown and sticky? A brown stick. |
Muckraker  Posts: 300 Joined: 25 Mar 2008     | Did you hear about the tanker full of burgundy painted that crashed on the deserted island? The entire crew was marooned! Bahaha What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito! |
BANNED  Posts: 1198 Joined: 6 Sep 2008   | Well if you like ice related puns you should just see Batman and Robin as it is choc full of them. I love the McBain one where he breaks out of the ice sculpture and says "Ice to see you!" I've had many business ventures you know: User was banned for: Banning poems from schools in the UK. (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 75 Joined: 17 Apr 2008     | What's the cat's favorite color? (That's the kind of joke my mom used to do) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 75 Joined: 17 Apr 2008 | @ AuntyEthel |
Muckraker Posts: 290 Joined: 5 Aug 2008   |
ha...same here actually. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 393 Joined: 7 Feb 2008   | Fondue! It's fon to due! |
BANNED  Posts: 2340 Joined: 27 May 2008   | Playing the new Gears of War, when you first see Cole in action and he saws his way through a wall... "Hey, look! It's a Cole Hole!" User was banned for: [NEW SCREENIES]Prototype [HOLY SHIT]. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 769 Joined: 23 Jan 2008   |
Thirds the motion. Whobajube, I'm going to start using that fly mosquito one. |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 11834 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
To those that didn't get it... Early this morning, people got a potato clock and left at nine. |
Muckraker Posts: 300 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's TWO tired! Bahaha |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 104 Joined: 30 Dec 2008   |
That is Epic. Best improv'd one I ever heard was in my Maths class, we were discussing how annoying it is when people jam there finger into a pot of Vaseline, as oppose to rubbing around the edge (sounds retarded when I say it now, it made sense in context) Us: Discussing annoying Vaseline people ect.. Had me in stitches, no one else found it that funny. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3835 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     |
Sholdn't it be... That sucks |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2491 Joined: 1 May 2008     | the ultimate... "Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. " mwhahahahah |
On the Record  Posts: 5542 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  |
Well they have to bite you first. |
Honorable Mention: Escapist Film Festival  Posts: 356 Joined: 11 Nov 2008   | Many of you should read this: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pun |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2338 Joined: 25 Jun 2008  | What is the preferred soft drink of the Juhuro? Admittedly I had to look the Juhuro bit up, but that pun's been rattling around my head ever since that drink came out, I'm just glad of the opportunity to exorcise it. There have been some pretty bad puns in films, some of Bond's puns are terrible, like "I thought Christmas only comes once a year". I love Inspector Clouseau's' "I'm sorry I'm a little short" pun. Peter Seller's deadpan delivery is priceless. Probably my favourite film pun if from U.H.F. it's so bad but so funny. Also U.K. local radio has some bad puns, especially considering how they get them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1309 Joined: 17 Jun 2008   | Did you hear what Madoff did? He made off with a lot of money! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2299 Joined: 5 Jan 2009   | What killed the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Also: What do gay horses eat? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 751 Joined: 10 Jul 2008  | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2108 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | True Story! EDIT: (PurpleRain just said this now) |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 11834 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
So...are we all invited? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 769 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 |
Oh, now it makes sense. No, honestly, I'm clueless. Maybe I need to visit Idaho before I understand. |
Muckraker Posts: 300 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 |
When you say it, got a potato clock sounds like got up at eight o'clock. So it's meant to sound like got up at eight o'clock and left at nine. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 769 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 |
Oh jeeze, that's a good one. I guess I wasn't getting it because I talk too slowly. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 188 Joined: 2 Sep 2008  | This is not really good at all (And I'm not sure if it's a real pun or not) but I did see it on a poster a long time ago. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 874 Joined: 29 Apr 2008   |
you have no idea how hard I'm laughing |
BANNED  Posts: 439 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Thanks to Megaman Battle Network, this went one, though it's not verbatim: Megaman I went to that new underwater gym and I pulled a mussel! Then a message appears that says "We apologize for that last joke, it wasn't very punny" User was banned for: Worst zombie film ever.... (Permanent) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 582 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | Innuendo? Dont you mean, In your endo? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 56 Joined: 6 Jan 2009    | I once broke up with the owner of a brewery, but I loved her still. I'm so punny ^-^ |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 669 Joined: 6 Mar 2008    | A neutron walks into the bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. the bartender says "for you no charge." |
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"Why so serious?"
:D (The Dark Knight was a great movie)
ok real pun:
"uhg. im bored"
"oak or cherry?"