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Gone Gonzo
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PeTA have reached new,dizzying heights of stupidity and patheticness. Not only do they use any celeb they can get their hands on to further their cause. Not only do murder dogs and cats. Not only did they try and force Ben and Jerries to use human breast milk in ice cream. Know they are trying to change the name of an entire species. They are trying to change 'Fish' into...'Sea Kittens'! Their reason for this? Because the word 'fish' sounds too similar to the verb 'fishing'...I swear to god this is serious! They also believe that if all fish were called sea kittens then people wouldnt want to put a hook through their head. Dont beleive me check out the new site:http://www.peta.org.uk/sea_kittens/index.asp

EDIT: The Blobfish is now officially my new avatar! Blobfish For The Win...but For The Lose for you!

Infamous Scribbler
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So, instead of fishing, we would be kittening? Where do they thing the adjective stemmed from?

Gone Gonzo
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*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

Gone Gonzo
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lets go kittening

Gone Gonzo
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Retards. Pure, simple, fucking retarded, inbred, fuckwitted, dipshit faced, so high they have to look down to see heaven assholes. What's wrong with them, why can't they focus on helping animals rather than being absolute fucktards. Next time I go anywhere near the coast I'm going to spend the entire time fishing just to spite idiots like this. *smashes face into table* I'm a little permanently pissed at PETA. Specially since they soak up so much funding and then waste it on crap like this.

Edit: reading the responses makes me feel warm inside.

Gone Gonzo
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jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

*Grabs Explosive harpoon*

FUCK THAT. Lets go Sea Elephanting.

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jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

That actually sounds like fun! Only exception is that you have to throw the kittens back if they're too big... why would you catch a cat when kittening.

Gone Gonzo
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I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Infamous Scribbler
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But c'mon guys, Sea Kittens are so Rad.

Seriously, this is one of the most ridiculous idea's I have ever heard of. New generation fishermen would change the sports name to sea kittening and become Sea Kittenermen.

Muckraker
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I hate these people.
And I bet fish do, as well. They're about to be named after creatures that eat them.

Gone Gonzo
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Everytime you masturbate god kills a sea kitten.

Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:
Everytime you masterbate god kills a sea kitten.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

*deep breath*

*Fapfapfapfapfapfapfpafpafpafap*

Gone Gonzo
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Edit: But really, this is just silly. They outdo themselves once again.

Gone Gonzo
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No No its white wine with sea-kitten!

Infamous Scribbler
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If this approach worked, everyone would be craving a nice, juicy manatee steak.

Also worth noting: "The technical term for Sea Kitten offspring is not 'caviar'."

Paperboy
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I cannot wait until children start tossing their beloved pet cats into the sea to be with their sea-kitten brethren.

Gone Gonzo
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I thought this thread title read : sex kittens

:-(

There have been too many times recently ive heard people blame a prejudice on the english language, but its just wrong, if the word has any connotations its a social problem.

Gone Gonzo
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zombiez:
I cannot wait until children start tossing their beloved pet cats into the sea to be with their sea-kitten brethren.

50 bucks that happens at some point in the first 10 years after this goes through.

Gone Gonzo
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smallharmlesskitten:

Neosage:
Everytime you masterbate god kills a sea kitten.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

*deep breath*

*Fapfapfapfapfapfapfpafpafpafap*

*fapfapfap*
This is better than dynamite!

Press Junketeer
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smallharmlesskitten:

zombiez:
I cannot wait until children start tossing their beloved pet cats into the sea to be with their sea-kitten brethren.

50 bucks that happens at some point in the first 10 years after this goes through.

50 more says if they do, it'll still be blamed on gaming.

Copy Clerk
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I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet...
No, wait, the galaxy...

Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we?

Gone Gonzo
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suprised no catfish jokes have come up...well i ruined that idea

Muckraker
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I love this thread. Pure *fapfap* awesome.

Thank God Google saved my ignorant ass again. For others unaware:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sea_Kittens

Gone Gonzo
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Excelcior:
I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet...
No, wait, the galaxy...

Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we?

"Oh yeah bra...We totally did it furry-pal style last night"

Paperboy
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raxiv:
I love this thread. Pure *fapfap* awesome.

Thank God Google saved my ignorant ass again. For others unaware:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sea_Kittens

OR there is that neat little link in the original post linking you directly to the PETA website...

Infamous Scribbler
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image

Thought that was particularly relevant to the thread.

Gone Gonzo
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Gone Gonzo
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Blobfish...is win

Gone Gonzo
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Wait, their site says people don't like fish because they're slimy and slithery and tend to bite/devour, but these "sea kitten" creatures are pleasant animals that tend their gardens and hope they don't get killed so their gardens can stay in shape...

Do people seriously buy this shit?

Also, Mr. Putin...

image

Which is the sea kitten and which isn't?

Pulitzer Laureate
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It's quite a funny idea but I'd prefer them to be called Sea Puppies, that was fishing would have to be renamed dogging.

Gone Gonzo
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speedcoreXdandy:
It's quite a funny idea but I'd prefer them to be called Sea Puppies, that was fishing would have to be renamed dogging.

You are a genius! Also,that is the best avatar ever.

Gone Gonzo
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Ummm...the verb "fishing" is derived from the noun "fish". Therefore rendering their point useless, as then the act would be called Sea Kittening... Which doesn't have the same ring as fishing...

Press Junketeer
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I really doubt that fishing causes fish to go 'mad with grief'.

Gone Gonzo
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Blobfish is still better though. It belongs in the sea anyway so people wont see it's beautiful aura.

Beat Writer
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Blobfish reminds me of Mr. Saturn.

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