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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1042 Joined: 2 Jul 2008     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 549 Joined: 3 Jan 2009     | So, instead of fishing, we would be kittening? Where do they thing the adjective stemmed from? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008   | *grabs rod* thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1202 Joined: 13 Dec 2008     | lets go kittening |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008   | Retards. Pure, simple, fucking retarded, inbred, fuckwitted, dipshit faced, so high they have to look down to see heaven assholes. What's wrong with them, why can't they focus on helping animals rather than being absolute fucktards. Next time I go anywhere near the coast I'm going to spend the entire time fishing just to spite idiots like this. *smashes face into table* I'm a little permanently pissed at PETA. Specially since they soak up so much funding and then waste it on crap like this. Edit: reading the responses makes me feel warm inside. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3635 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     |
*Grabs Explosive harpoon* FUCK THAT. Lets go Sea Elephanting. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 549 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
That actually sounds like fun! Only exception is that you have to throw the kittens back if they're too big... why would you catch a cat when kittening. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1080 Joined: 25 May 2008   | I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 622 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 | But c'mon guys, Sea Kittens are so Rad. Seriously, this is one of the most ridiculous idea's I have ever heard of. New generation fishermen would change the sports name to sea kittening and become Sea Kittenermen. |
Muckraker  Posts: 235 Joined: 26 Nov 2008  | I hate these people. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1803 Joined: 8 Nov 2008    | Everytime you masturbate god kills a sea kitten. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3635 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* *deep breath* *Fapfapfapfapfapfapfpafpafpafap* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1077 Joined: 26 Apr 2008   | Edit: But really, this is just silly. They outdo themselves once again. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008  | No No its white wine with sea-kitten! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 684 Joined: 22 Dec 2008   | If this approach worked, everyone would be craving a nice, juicy manatee steak. Also worth noting: "The technical term for Sea Kitten offspring is not 'caviar'." |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 13 Dec 2008    | I cannot wait until children start tossing their beloved pet cats into the sea to be with their sea-kitten brethren. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1207 Joined: 17 Oct 2008    | I thought this thread title read : sex kittens :-( There have been too many times recently ive heard people blame a prejudice on the english language, but its just wrong, if the word has any connotations its a social problem. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3635 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
50 bucks that happens at some point in the first 10 years after this goes through. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2111 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   |
*fapfapfap* |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 352 Joined: 23 Apr 2008  |
50 more says if they do, it'll still be blamed on gaming. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 10 Aug 2008     | I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet... Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1202 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 | suprised no catfish jokes have come up...well i ruined that idea |
Muckraker  Posts: 251 Joined: 25 Dec 2008  | I love this thread. Pure *fapfap* awesome. Thank God Google saved my ignorant ass again. For others unaware: |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3635 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
"Oh yeah bra...We totally did it furry-pal style last night" |
Paperboy Posts: 36 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 |
OR there is that neat little link in the original post linking you directly to the PETA website... |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 549 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
Thought that was particularly relevant to the thread. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1042 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 | Its strange that they act like all fish are cute little chibi creatures. Yes,because we all know there are no threatening or scary fish at all! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3635 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Blobfish...is win |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1010 Joined: 4 Dec 2007 | Wait, their site says people don't like fish because they're slimy and slithery and tend to bite/devour, but these "sea kitten" creatures are pleasant animals that tend their gardens and hope they don't get killed so their gardens can stay in shape... Do people seriously buy this shit? Also, Mr. Putin...
Which is the sea kitten and which isn't? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 739 Joined: 4 Nov 2008    | It's quite a funny idea but I'd prefer them to be called Sea Puppies, that was fishing would have to be renamed dogging. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1042 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 |
You are a genius! Also,that is the best avatar ever. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3923 Joined: 15 Aug 2008 | Ummm...the verb "fishing" is derived from the noun "fish". Therefore rendering their point useless, as then the act would be called Sea Kittening... Which doesn't have the same ring as fishing... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 409 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | I really doubt that fishing causes fish to go 'mad with grief'. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2648 Joined: 20 Jul 2008    | Blobfish is still better though. It belongs in the sea anyway so people wont see it's beautiful aura. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 143 Joined: 24 Nov 2008    | Blobfish reminds me of Mr. Saturn. |
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PeTA have reached new,dizzying heights of stupidity and patheticness. Not only do they use any celeb they can get their hands on to further their cause. Not only do murder dogs and cats. Not only did they try and force Ben and Jerries to use human breast milk in ice cream. Know they are trying to change the name of an entire species. They are trying to change 'Fish' into...'Sea Kittens'! Their reason for this? Because the word 'fish' sounds too similar to the verb 'fishing'...I swear to god this is serious! They also believe that if all fish were called sea kittens then people wouldnt want to put a hook through their head. Dont beleive me check out the new site:http://www.peta.org.uk/sea_kittens/index.asp
EDIT: The Blobfish is now officially my new avatar! Blobfish For The Win...but For The Lose for you!