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Pulitzer Laureate
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People can't really think this is a good idea, no one can be that stupid...right?

Gone Gonzo
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I'm going to go fishing (Or sea kittening) now.

I don't care that it's cold outside, that there's snow and the lakes are frozen. I'm going to go kittening, just because I hate PeTA so much.

Gone Gonzo
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KarumaK:
People can't really think this is a good idea, no one can be that stupid...right?

You have obviously never talked to a member of Peta. Whats wierd is that so many people like Peta! They kill hundreds of dogs and cats every year!

Infamous Scribbler
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vdgmprgrmr:
Wait, their site says people don't like fish because they're slimy and slithery and tend to bite/devour, but these "sea kitten" creatures are pleasant animals that tend their gardens and hope they don't get killed so their gardens can stay in shape...

Do people seriously buy this shit?

Also, Mr. Putin...

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Which is the sea kitten and which isn't?

I could reply saying "That was the joke" but I only just realized the connection after your post.

Gone Gonzo
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Better not tell the cast of Cats this, they'll be really pissed off.

Has anyone read tose god awful fish bedtime stories on the website. The second page... with Tara the tuna... looking forward to the end... WHAT THE FUCK!?! Suicidal Sea kittens. That shit is pretty messed up.

And the Sea Kitten who tries to kill other kitten by baking them in a pie of sorts... Genocidal Sea Kittens!

You know, I'm starting to not like these Sea kittens. They sound like a pretty messed up bunch of cats.

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There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

Gone Gonzo
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Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

Gone Gonzo
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Reaperman Wompa:

Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?

Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?

Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.

Paperboy
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I think it's a, well not good idea, but at least they're trying to change it. I bet my ass that all of you guys eat meat. I bet noone has ever done ANYTHING to stop the killing.
And if something like that is the way to stop people to torture animals ( because thats what fishing is) than its a start, don't you think?

Oh and by the way google for Earthlings its a film about what we use animals for.

Muckraker
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"SEA KITTEN FACTS: Some sea kittens tend well-kept gardens. They encourage the growth of tasty algae and weed out the types they don't like. It is particularly tragic when people eat these sea kittens, as their precious little gardens become wild and overgrown in their absence."

Yes! This is the reason we should all stop eating sushi!

If you won't do it for the fish, do it for their precious little gardens. : 3

Gone Gonzo
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TheDeadman:
I think it's a, well not good idea, but at least they're trying to change it. I bet my ass that all of you guys eat meat. I bet noone has ever done ANYTHING to stop the killing.

You dont seem to realise that a lot of people around the world need to fish so they can survive. They need to kill the fish either so they can eat or make money.

Paperboy
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I went to the website and made my own sea kitten. It had an elephant trunk, a horn, and a punk jacket.

I do not want to be friends with sea kittens.

Paperboy
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so fish will be sea kittys then sharks will be sea tigers?

Paperboy
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so if they ar seakittens we be seaman? euh

Paperboy
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So would a catfish be called a catseakitten?

Beat Writer
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doffmann:
so fish will be sea kittys then sharks will be sea tigers?

Wonder what that makes tiger sharks? :S

Paperboy
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Scary_Bob:

doffmann:
so fish will be sea kittys then sharks will be sea tigers?

Wonder what that makes tiger sharks? :S

probly dobble tiger

Paperboy
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well its retarded in the extreme but they have a point that fish don't get a lot of love I mean how many vegetarians eat fish? Seriously, killing stuff is a bad idea only if its cute?

On the other hand anyone who mentions "fish PR" really deserves a slap upside the head but you know what don't kill the fish out of revenge go straight for PETA we'd probably get knighted. I just read the stories and now these innocent sea-kittens are poisoning our children with mecury? and they want to kill the land kittens? nice sell guys.

Paperboy
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i want to go kill som fish just to spik PETA

Paperboy
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Hookman:

TheDeadman:
I think it's a, well not good idea, but at least they're trying to change it. I bet my ass that all of you guys eat meat. I bet noone has ever done ANYTHING to stop the killing.

You dont seem to realise that a lot of people around the world need to fish so they can survive. They need to kill the fish either so they can eat or make money.

That's true.
I'm not saying nothing against that.
But against "sport fishers, which are just idiots (like "sport" hunters). They go fishing and when the fish is on the hook and pulled out of the water they throw it back. If they would eat it, maybe ok.
But no they eat fishes which are cought by big fucking fishing boats. And then the thousands of fishes rotting, because noone wants to eat them.

Gone Gonzo
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TheDeadman:

Hookman:

TheDeadman:
I think it's a, well not good idea, but at least they're trying to change it. I bet my ass that all of you guys eat meat. I bet noone has ever done ANYTHING to stop the killing.

You dont seem to realise that a lot of people around the world need to fish so they can survive. They need to kill the fish either so they can eat or make money.

That's true.
I'm not saying nothing against that.
But against "sport fishers, which are just idiots (like "sport" hunters). They go fishing and when the fish is on the hook and pulled out of the water they throw it back. If they would eat it, maybe ok.
But no they eat fishes which are cought by big fucking fishing boats. And then the thousands of fishes rotting, because noone wants to eat them.

The fish are thrown back alive. Thats the whole point of throwing them back... so they can live a little longer. Sure, it would suck having a hook stuck in your Jaw but I fail to understand how you see catching a fish and killing it is better than catching a fish and letting it go.

Paperboy
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from what i have gotten out of seeing what deadman has sayd hes a classic hippie flower power dont hurt the cuddly animals and all that, sounds like PETA supporter :)in the making

Gone Gonzo
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Reaperman Wompa:

Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?

Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.

Fapping works aswell.

Paperboy
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Fire Daemon:

The fish are thrown back alive. Thats the whole point of throwing them back... so they can live a little longer. Sure, it would suck having a hook stuck in your Jaw but I fail to understand how you see catching a fish and killing it is better than catching a fish and letting it go.

Because you're hurting it without any sense.
I mean, you wouldn't like it if I would come to your house, cut your arm off and than walk away and you can't do anything.

doffmann:
from what i have gotten out of seeing what deadman has sayd hes a classic hippie flower power dont hurt the cuddly animals and all that, sounds like PETA supporter :)in the making

I just think that animals are better than humans.

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smallharmlesskitten:

jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

*Grabs Explosive harpoon*

FUCK THAT. Lets go Sea Elephanting.

That seriously cracked me up ^^

And the world needs to know about the blobfish!

And while we're on the subject, it hurts me to know that Natalie Portman is in peta :(

Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?

Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.

Fapping works aswell.

...DO NOT get those confused. *fapfap-BOOM-nofap* *shudders*

BANNED
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LOL, Peta are awesome, only they could have such retarded ideas and then expect everyone to get on board. Who's want to hurt a sea kitten? Fuck, I wouldn't even one to touch a blob fish. Eurgh!

User was banned for: WOW: a wtf moment. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
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Reaperman Wompa:

Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Neosage:

Reaperman Wompa:

Spleeni:
There is only one possible response by any sort of self respecting man, manpig, or manbear pig;:,

AWWWWWWWWWWW

Innit cute?

followed by: Lets kill it!

And you guys do know how to properly kill a sea kitten right?

Shotguns, dynamite, grenades, swords and explosive harpoons. We kill animals like MEN here.

Fapping works aswell.

...DO NOT get those confused. *fapfap-BOOM-nofap* *shudders*

Yeah, I suppose I shoulda warned you.

Pulitzer Laureate
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I don't care if they're called Fuzzy Kittens With Cute Furry Ears instead of Fish. They're still ugly. They still smell. They still taste bad.

Beat Writer
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I donīt care if they call them sea humans, Iīll still eat em.
Hell Iīd go catch them myself if no one else wanted to.

Beat Writer
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Wait after seeing that site, I am going out fishing, I donīt care if the ice is 3 feet thick, I am going to kill me some sea kittens.

What the hell are we MEN or pussy cats? I donīt care if I traumatize fish by killing of all their relatives, in fact if I have killed all their relatives I think the most merciful thing to do is reunite them in my stomach.

Copy Clerk
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I feel compelled to eat sea kittens and chips tonight.
Seriously, whoever though that was a good idea needs to be backhanded. Felines don't like being in the water, and now it's so much more amusing to watch old cartoons where cats try to kill the pet fish.

Gone Gonzo
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TheDeadman:

Fire Daemon:

The fish are thrown back alive. Thats the whole point of throwing them back... so they can live a little longer. Sure, it would suck having a hook stuck in your Jaw but I fail to understand how you see catching a fish and killing it is better than catching a fish and letting it go.

Because you're hurting it without any sense.
I mean, you wouldn't like it if I would come to your house, cut your arm off and than walk away and you can't do anything.

I wouldn't like that all but I would rather get rid of an arm then become someone's dinner. Besides, a more correct analogy would be "if someone put a hook through my mouth". Faced with either death or a hook I would go for the hook any day as I will be able to live my life as normal, without an arm I would have to adapt.

Killing an animal because it has felt some pain is a stupid thing to think. By that logic we should eat people who fall over so that they don't suffer from the pain of a cut knee. Disliking fishing where the animal lives I can understand but placing that as worse than an incident where the fish dies is absurd.

While I'm not saying that fishing and throwing something back is on the good karma side, as at the end of the day you are hurting something for your own amusement (I admit I have gone fishing, although I feel the enjoyment is not in the catch), I just don't understand how you can say that killing a fish is better than letting it live after having a hook in it's mouth.

I just think that animals are better than humans.

Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.

Infamous Scribbler
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Haha this is hilarious. I made my own Sea Kitten, a salmon with a 'stache 'n goatee, mohawk, princess dress and lipstick. Oh yeah, and litterbox, ball of yarn and, best yet, A BOWL OF WATER. In the fracking ocean. Wow. Yeah. Hilarious is right.

To get a bit more on-topic, which mental hospital did this PETA escape from?

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