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Gone Gonzo
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Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.

Infamous Scribbler
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nathan-dts:

Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.

OI, no, bad we want no anger in here except towards the sea kittens ...apart from Mr saturn I mean Mr blobfish because he is the most awesome sea kitten of them all.

Gone Gonzo
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nathan-dts:

Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.

Hello! I am an Australian and I'm going to be defending America today!

O.K. Let's see:

1) Inbreeding is a joke that doesn't happen in America, just like it doesn't happen in most countries. Even if it did generalizing the entire nation as inbreds is an idiotic and offensive view.

1-A) You might think "Why should I care, America is offensive to me, many Americans have disrespected me, fuck them". This is again a generalization. Condemning a nation based upon the fact that it has it's fair share of idiots is idiotic itself, showing that you have not entirely thought out your opinion or you would realize that there are many decent American people.

2) I will admit that there are many "over-patriotic" Americans but you must realize that there are way over the top patriots in every country. Americans are just a bit louder, and as they have a more numerous population there are likely to be more of these types of people. Also a sense of pride in your country is admirable, maybe a bit annoying but still you should not dismiss a country based upon the people who love it.

3) Overpopulation is a problem, but looking at it like some huge insult is both idiotic and confusing. Why do you hate a country because so many people live there?

4) PETA is American, but it has members in a lot of countries, and to say that this idea is entirely theirs is wrong. It is an entirely stupid idea, but then again it is not an entirely American idea so hating a culture because they have members of a world wide organization is wrong.

5) America is probably fucked. But to say that they have no future is again wrong. It might not be as "glorious" or whatever some would call it but they will still continue to exist as a nation, and to most likely at some point in the distant future work again to strive, as all nations do. A concept known as "no future" doesn't exist outside some form of continent devastating disaster, which is unlikely to happen.

I just don't like it when people hate groups of people based upon the actions of a few.

If you were extremely specific then i might agree with you but as what you wrote stands, you are wrong.

Gone Gonzo
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nathan-dts:

Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.

Dude, I'm Dutch.

Paperboy
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Fire Daemon:

TheDeadman:

Killing an animal because it has felt some pain is a stupid thing to think.

Yes it is.
But I think it would be ok to kill the fish to survive, than hurting it for fun.
Not hurting it, killing it, than throwing it away.

Fire Daemon:
[quote="TheDeadman" post="18.82413.1123038"]
[quote]I just think that animals are better than humans.

Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.

Well humans have started wars, killed each other because of nothing and destroyed the planet (which is not just our planet. We share it wich other creatures, which we have to take care of)
Animals would never do that. Sure animals kill to, but they do it too survive. Humanity is killing millions (even more I guess) of other animals, most of them suffer and die in horrible pain. This effects our planet. All those animals we kill, the toxic waste we throw away and the oil we take out of the earth effects our environment. And we don't even care.
If you're going to say, that we have to, no we don't. There are other ways to live and to support our citys with power without killing the earth. But we don't use them, because it's expensive.

And I ask you to watch Earthlngs.
Maybe than you'll understand what we do to the animals.

(I don't know if i'm aloowed to post the link, but...)
http://veg-tv.info/Earthlings

Gone Gonzo
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I'm going kittening! Anyone want to come along?

Gone Gonzo
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They are stupid, numerous and tasty creatures.... and PeTA want rights for them too?

Gone Gonzo
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"Sea Kitten" in Russian means "Seal" (the animal) ^^.

Why the fuck would we want to call fish sea kittens? That would make cats partially cannibals o.O

Gone Gonzo
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Anyone else who think the "Sea kitten facts" are a little.... Odd?

A University of Edinburgh study found that sea kittens can remember information that they learned up to 11 months earlier, which makes them cuter and smarter than the president of the United States!

Eeeh...

Gone Gonzo
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i'll get my fishing rod (i'll get to test my new anti-PETA lure, its made to detonate whenever a peta member comes near it, killing them and blowing several fish to the top of the water in the process)

News Room Contributor
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I'm officially incredulous...

Infamous Scribbler
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*walks into a room* "mmm something smells abit sea-kitteny in here" I genuinely want this to happen now i'd love to order sea kitten from the local chippy...seakitty XD.

Gone Gonzo
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TheDeadman:

TheDeadman:

I just think that animals are better than humans.

Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.

Well humans have started wars, killed each other because of nothing and destroyed the planet (which is not just our planet. We share it wich other creatures, which we have to take care of)
Animals would never do that. Sure animals kill to, but they do it too survive. Humanity is killing millions (even more I guess) of other animals, most of them suffer and die in horrible pain. This effects our planet. All those animals we kill, the toxic waste we throw away and the oil we take out of the earth effects our environment. And we don't even care.
If you're going to say, that we have to, no we don't. There are other ways to live and to support our citys with power without killing the earth. But we don't use them, because it's expensive.

And I ask you to watch Earthlngs.
Maybe than you'll understand what we do to the animals.

(I don't know if i'm aloowed to post the link, but...)
http://veg-tv.info/Earthlings

Some animals do live rather shitty lives on farms, I'm not disputing it. While I've only seen cows and asheep in large open pastures and chickens in a free range environment I have heard of the way animals are treated in large ranchs. Yeah, that does suck but people need to eat and food needs to be made. if it isn't then the bottom line is that people starve.

And mankind has started many wars over it's history but do you really think that if given our level of interlect other animals wouldn't do the same? There are some rather disturbing videos on the internet (I'm not going to put them up here) of different species of monekys fighting and eathing each other. One rather disturbing image is of a monkey eating another monkey's arm while said monkey is still alive. There are also videos of Merekats (sp?) fighting other Merekates over some burrows. If given the chance to evolve to a high order of intelligence I think it's rather likely that different species would start wars and would fight each other.

But then would they stop being animals and become human? Is "human" a level of intelligence, the level of intelligence that we are now at? I suppose if you view humanity as not a single spieces but as a level in the evolutionary history of our species then maybe yes. What I'm saying here is that every species could (if the circumstances are right) achieve the level of intelligence of a human. Every species had the potential to get to where we are now, just that we got here first. However it is possible for say Lions to develop a detailed social structure (they have in a way), develop simple communication and invent simple technology. Their structure is not suited for the use of technology (as compared to a monkey) so it would take them longer to become "human" but over long time and with the right circumstances they could become human (or very similar in all aspects but looks).

My thoughts don't come across well on the screen (especially at this hour) but what I'm trying to say here is that all animals, all living creatures, would behave like us if they could. Some do.

I must look like a loon.

Boy, this kind of got off-topic. Best for me to leave now.

And theres nothing wrong with providing links as long as they don't link to porn or disgusting/disturbing images or videos. If you think a link isn't bad enough to upset someone but might get them in trouble at work say "Not safe for work" before the link, just so peole don't get a suprise and then get banned,

Pulitzer Laureate
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I just thought of prawns and get seriously fucking confused. What are they? Sea tortoises, or some weird kitten/snail crossbreed but snails are cute. ARGH!

Gone Gonzo
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nathan-dts:

Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Your country already has no future; your too overpopulated with imbreding trailer trash who are overpatriotic aswell as the dipshits who campaign for stupid and moronic things.

I should be offended but he's really right... I have to move to Canada...

Sea Kittens... makes me want to pick up fishing.

Beat Writer
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might have been said but what about fresh water fish? bog kittens? and some fish are just too ugly to call kittens

BANNED
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this is just sick PETA sickens me

Gone Gonzo
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Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

Don't be silly sir, the PETA recruits the greatest American mind so we can ensure excellence.

Gone Gonzo
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smallharmlesskitten:

jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

*Grabs Explosive harpoon*

FUCK THAT. Lets go Sea Elephanting.

*Grabs blocks of C4*

Ready to Sea kitten!

Copy Clerk
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PETA is retarded because they are so extreme on their position... so is madd and any other organization that uses stupid overly ridiculous campaigns to try and reformat human behaviour so drastically. Fishing is neccesary as is some mild amount of drinking and driving lol. now im gona go club some baby seals while driving around impaired

Copy Clerk
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so who else signed the petition as retarded as it sounds im agreeing with PETA on this one because seriously SEA KITTENS how could you lose with a name like that.

Press Junketeer
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This won't work. You can't have a sea kitten bigger than a sea monkey.

Copy Clerk
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Supernovajake:
This won't work. You can't have a sea kitten bigger than a sea monkey.

we could rename sea monkey's sea ants?

Gone Gonzo
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Oh Christ, I lost so many brain cells I can't drive myself to work now. ow ow ow ow ow....

Gone Gonzo
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jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

I'm on my way.

Gone Gonzo
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ahaha that's really wierd. insane people

Muckraker
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W.....T.....F??? No realy WTF? I dont know mutch about PETA exept their animal maddness rivals Sonic's fanbase. I dont know mutch about then but this is all I realy need to know isent it? Just bloody mental, and did they realy try to make Ben & Jerries use human milk in Ice-Cream?

smallharmlesskitten:

Excelcior:
I think we'd better hide PETA from the aliens. If I were to fly to some distant planet, and saw this kind of pure, raw stupidity, I'd blow up the planet...
No, wait, the galaxy...

Seriously, how do they come up with these things? What's next, calling rats 'bald-tailed mice', because 'rat' sounds so negative? Calling sparrows 'mini-hawks', because sparrow makes you think of an unwashed pirate? While we're at it, lets call dogs 'furry pals', because we wouldn't want anyone to think about doggy-style, now would we?

"Oh yeah bra...We totally did it furry-pal style last night"

HAhAHHAHahaHAhAaahAAAA!!!! Oh gods, that made me laugh so hard!

Copy Clerk
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sirdanrhodes:

jim_doki:
*grabs rod*

thats it! im going Sea Kittening. who's coming with?

I'm on my way.

I'm coming too.

Gone Gonzo
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My faith in the world has diminished.:(

Paperboy
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This calls for each and every one of use to buy PETA one of these and send them ASAP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAT2rKugIs

Also, we should replace every instance of the word 'fish' on the box with 'sea kittens'.

Infamous Scribbler
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TheDeadman:

Fire Daemon:

TheDeadman:

Killing an animal because it has felt some pain is a stupid thing to think.

Yes it is.
But I think it would be ok to kill the fish to survive, than hurting it for fun.
Not hurting it, killing it, than throwing it away.

Fire Daemon:
[quote="TheDeadman" post="18.82413.1123038"]
[quote]I just think that animals are better than humans.

Do you mind if I ask why? I see this a lot and no one bothers to explain their logic behind it.

Well humans have started wars, killed each other because of nothing and destroyed the planet (which is not just our planet. We share it wich other creatures, which we have to take care of)
Animals would never do that. Sure animals kill to, but they do it too survive. Humanity is killing millions (even more I guess) of other animals, most of them suffer and die in horrible pain. This effects our planet. All those animals we kill, the toxic waste we throw away and the oil we take out of the earth effects our environment. And we don't even care.
If you're going to say, that we have to, no we don't. There are other ways to live and to support our citys with power without killing the earth. But we don't use them, because it's expensive.

And I ask you to watch Earthlngs.
Maybe than you'll understand what we do to the animals.

(I don't know if i'm aloowed to post the link, but...)
http://veg-tv.info/Earthlings

I sort of found the points you made valid...until you said 'Animals would never do that.'

Sorry, I'm not trying to insult you in any way here, or troll you or whatnot, but the fact of the matter is that they would. We have identical 'programming' in a lot of ways with animals; we strive to make life easier, more survivable, and most of all just downright easier. If a cheetah learned to set traps out of sticks and stones to catch bunnies it would. It wouldn't give a toss if it ended up crushing an unappetizing poisonous creature or anything, that would just be a whoopsie.

No, animals would be just as likely to fuck with things as we are, we're just doing what animals do but doing it better. I love animals, and I find myself weirdly desensitised to human suffering and deaths through the media, video-games, whatever. If I saw a guy go 'round murdering people in an action film (see: any) I wouldn't care. If he turned around and lightly slapped a puppy I'd probably lunge at the screen. This doesn't mean animals are the more 'moral' though; we are programmed to look after our species and not care about others.

A lion will kill a cheetah if it sees it; it won't eat it however. It just kills them to make it easier to catch food, it removes the competition and therefore increases the likelihood of its own species surviving. The cheetah world may have lost a pregnant mother laden with three cubs or whatever.

No, I love animals. However, we want to see ourselves as the evil ones.

Sorry to go very much off-topic there, but I just fancied being opinionated for a moment, sorry if this came across as smug, condescending, or anything else. It was merely used for discussion.

Gone Gonzo
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"A University of Edinburgh study found that sea kittens can remember information that they learned up to 11 months earlier, which makes them cuter and smarter than the president of the United States!"
-From the about Sea Kittens page, on the right side under Sea Kitten Facts (It constantly changes)

I thought that was hilarious, and I'm American.

Gone Gonzo
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Hammith:
This calls for each and every one of use to buy PETA one of these and send them ASAP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAT2rKugIs

Also, we should replace every instance of the word 'fish' on the box with 'sea kittens'.

Im so going to quote "The Wonder Boner" out of context.

I love animals but to paraphrase Jim Gaffigan, "... fun to pet better to chew."

[/quote] (shit I erased the quote box thing from "The Deadman")

*SNIP*

(I don't know if i'm aloowed to post the link, but...)
http://veg-tv.info/Earthlings[/quote]

Dude Spell freakin' Check

BANNED
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Genius! By changing the name they wouldn't be disgusting any longer, and people would forget how tasty they are.

On a side note, calling them "sea-kittens" doesn't make me feel any worse about the grilled Mahi-mahi I had last night.

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Gone Gonzo
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Sennz0r:
I really hope PETA doesn't recruit your average American when it comes to intelligence, or else my worries for that country's future have just increased dramatically.

you may rest assured that i, as an american (although a bit different from most of my country), and most of the people i know think that PETA is a bunch of lunatics :]

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