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Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 14 Dec 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2491 Joined: 29 Mar 2008     | Im awesome because I am Jim Mother Fucking Doki |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 627 Joined: 23 Jan 2008    | I have a habit of making small talk with complete strangers. It's a shame everybody is an asshole, usually I get a "yeah, well, later" or something. I meet a lot of great people by doing it, though. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 755 Joined: 21 Oct 2008    | 12 inches |
Beat Writer  Posts: 151 Joined: 16 Aug 2008  | Because I have saved the world/universe/girl numerous times (albeit in digital form) and I feel I deserve some form of recognition for these feats... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 879 Joined: 7 Dec 2008  | Because if I get into a fight become a beast willing to rip your throat out. And I'm adorable. (^ ^)-b |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008    |
me too! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3584 Joined: 6 Aug 2008   | Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch. |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 27 Nov 2008   | I normally am able to befriend or at least stay on neutral terms with pratically anybody I meet. Its kinda handy to be buds with the nice AND the troublemaking kids. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1234 Joined: 9 Sep 2008    | I look around and see the people I'm surrounded by. I turn on the news, I go through the internet, I travel around the world. Then I realise that I win the coveted title of Greatest Person Alive by default. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2848 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | ...because you are all nothing but figments of my imagination! |
On the Record  Posts: 5598 Joined: 3 Jan 2009    | I have a gun. You don't. Me > You. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2003 Joined: 5 Jan 2009    | Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1168 Joined: 31 Aug 2008  | I rip ass at the perfect moments. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4361 Joined: 8 Nov 2008  | Why I'm awesome. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 615 Joined: 21 Aug 2008  | Because I can touch my nose with my tongue! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 981 Joined: 12 Apr 2008  | Hello, Im me. What other reason is there? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2848 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
But can you touch your tongue with your nose? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 615 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1964 Joined: 14 Sep 2008  |
Can you answer this question without using the words "no","yes" or anything which translates out to "yes" or "no"? On topic: Because I can play Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on my guitar! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1485 Joined: 20 Jul 2008  | Um... I got nothing sadly. |
Muckraker Posts: 330 Joined: 14 Dec 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2848 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1964 Joined: 14 Sep 2008 |
No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 948 Joined: 10 Sep 2008  |
I lol'd. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3235 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Well, not necesarilly asshole. Some people (me)can't really talk to strangers. At all. I'm funny, smart, funny...and um...well I never self-promote. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 615 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 |
He? o.O Not the last time I checked. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1457 Joined: 3 Jun 2008    | cuz im so cool and awesome and i HAZ A LAZ0R!!! also jim doki and purple rain deserve a holiday. but dr.house and bruce campbell deserve a whole month of celebration! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 882 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I have completed the impossible. I'm a football player and I have a 3.8 GPA, yeah, I'm a mother fucking prodigy. Also, 17 inches. |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 16 Nov 2008     | because im covertmonkey and im one of the biggest pedos on earth |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2942 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I am awesome because I am Friends With Sir Blobington, Oh and I rule too. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2107 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | 'Cause people say I am, and it's starting to be convincing. |
Muckraker  Posts: 344 Joined: 20 Apr 2008 |
You can talk to dogs? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 5 Jan 2009 | coz im good enough at everything to feel awesome but not good enough to make everyone else feel crap and because imma firin' mah lazer! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2226 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  | I'm in good shape, I've got long, thick strawberry blonde hair that flows in the wind, I'm strong for my size and very flexible for a guy, I have a thin, muscular frame, I'm very intelligent, I'm a nerd, I'm a self-taught swordsman and martial artist, and I'm pretty fucking good at drawing. And my demeanor is as my username suggests. Fellow Escapists, you may now bow. |
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Why?
... ok maybe I should write more than just "why?"... What is it that makes you great? awesome?
It doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, or even something that you think you're the best or super good at (dispite the title), just something that makes you unique, something that makes you stand out, and something (dare I say it?) that makes you special.
So I ask you, why are you so freakin awesome?