Even though I have terrible luck, people who piss me off get even worse luck. I'm definitely not the greatest, but still pretty cool.

Mullahgrrl:

Reaperman Wompa:
Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch.

You can talk to dogs?
That is so fucking awesome!

Exactly... *theme tune kicks in* He can talk to dogs, and he kicks ass. He's like Jesus but he has to buy his booze! It's Reaper, Reaper, Reaperman Wompa, now stop singing he's taking a snooooooooze!

It's a work in progress.

Cahlee:

EXPLICITasian:

Lukeje:

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

a better question would be what else can he touch with his tounge?

He? o.O Not the last time I checked.

oops, apologizes T-T

I'm the best person in the world because I am also the humblest man in the word. And I am proud of that!

the anwswer is in my pants.

had to be said.

Reaperman Wompa:

Mullahgrrl:

Reaperman Wompa:
Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch.

You can talk to dogs?
That is so fucking awesome!

Exactly... *theme tune kicks in* He can talk to dogs, and he kicks ass. He's like Jesus but he has to buy his booze! It's Reaper, Reaper, Reaperman Wompa, now stop singing he's taking a snooooooooze!

It's a work in progress.

Erm, talking to dogs isn't difficult. Them talking back? Impressive.

Look at the username, need I say more?

Lazzi:
Hello, Im me. What other reason is there?

Yes, that is exactly it. Most people feel that the Universe revolves around them. It is an unfortunate side-effect of Subjectivity.

I try not to overrate my significance and be Objective. Paradoxically, this may mean that I am superior to you as I am living in Reality.

I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation.
most people have some skill in everything, just more in some and less in others. for "stats" it might be (rolled at random):
STR:10
CON:7
DEX:13
INT:11
WIS:15
CHA:7
-you know, pretty random. it's as if God rolled up my stats and got:
STR:5
CON:5
DEX:5
INT:18
WIS:13
CHA:3
I just ultimately suck at some things, and am great at others.

Lukeje:

Reaperman Wompa:

Mullahgrrl:

Reaperman Wompa:
Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch.

You can talk to dogs?
That is so fucking awesome!

Exactly... *theme tune kicks in* He can talk to dogs, and he kicks ass. He's like Jesus but he has to buy his booze! It's Reaper, Reaper, Reaperman Wompa, now stop singing he's taking a snooooooooze!

It's a work in progress.

Erm, talking to dogs isn't difficult. Them talking back? Impressive.

Notice "Into calling himself a little bitch".

And It's just a joke, originally I was referring to a guy in my grade.

Because I am. I need no reasons.

Reaperman Wompa:

Lukeje:

Reaperman Wompa:

Exactly... *theme tune kicks in* He can talk to dogs, and he kicks ass. He's like Jesus but he has to buy his booze! It's Reaper, Reaper, Reaperman Wompa, now stop singing he's taking a snooooooooze!

It's a work in progress.

Erm, talking to dogs isn't difficult. Them talking back? Impressive.

Notice "Into calling himself a little bitch".

And It's just a joke, originally I was referring to a guy in my grade.

How does what the dog says change the fact that it is a talking dog? I was merely pointing out that Mullahgrrl's amazement at the concept of talking to dogs is rather strange. For instance, I'm talking to my dog right now.

Vlane:

Flap Jack452:
Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames.

Can you answer this question without using the words "no","yes" or anything which translates out to "yes" or "no"?

:*( Touche, my friend, touche.

Because I don't talk much and I don't want to. I have found that this sets me quite apart from my fellow man.

Flap Jack452:

Vlane:
[quote="Flap Jack452" post="18.82590.1130454"]Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames.

Can you answer this question without using the words "no","yes" or anything which translates out to "yes" or "no"?

maybe :]

zeldakong64:

Flap Jack452:

Vlane:
[quote="Flap Jack452" post="18.82590.1130454"]Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames.

Can you answer this question without using the words "no","yes" or anything which translates out to "yes" or "no"?

maybe :]

I was thinking of saying that but it goes against my original statement of always saying either yes or no. But i guesse its alright for you to do it.

Because if I close my eyes, the rest of the world will cease to exist. I am saving your life by staying up and reading your thread, that is why I am awesome. When I am done, I will go to sleep and you will disappear forever, hope you are spending your last moments wisely.

Because if you took all the awesome out of me you would be left with nothing. Also I can do one-handed push-ups.

EDIT: and I wrote the script for Army of Darkness: The Play.

I draw pictures. I've come along way from my painted handprints on paper for mum on the fridge.

adamtheawesome:
I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation.
most people have some skill in everything, just more in some and less in others. for "stats" it might be (rolled at random):
STR:10
CON:7
DEX:13
INT:11
WIS:15
CHA:7
-you know, pretty random. it's as if God rolled up my stats and got:
STR:5
CON:5
DEX:5
INT:18
WIS:13
CHA:3
I just ultimately suck at some things, and am great at others.

Dude, you got ripped. You ended up with only, like, 50 points, the guy above you got 60+.

Anyway, I don't think I'm the greatest person alive, and that's why I am.

because im colombian, in a small american town, and everybody thinks im a drug overlord. hehehe

adamtheawesome:
I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation.
most people have some skill in everything, just more in some and less in others. for "stats" it might be (rolled at random):
STR:10
CON:7
DEX:13
INT:11
WIS:15
CHA:7
-you know, pretty random. it's as if God rolled up my stats and got:
STR:5
CON:5
DEX:5
INT:18
WIS:13
CHA:3
I just ultimately suck at some things, and am great at others.

Whoa, did you make an account just to post in this thread? Wow, that's... pretty sad...

Anyway, since I'm in a D&D mood, my stats would probably look something like this:
STR: 5
CON: 18
DEX 6
INT: 17
WIS: 4
CHA: 14

Yeah, that leaves me with Intelligence, but terrible observational skills and pretty much no active logical skills. I can think very logically when I'm focusing and thinking about something in particular, but I'll almost never be able to realize what things mean and react accordingly unless I'm actively trying to figure out what's going on. When I'm actively trying, though, it's impressive. When I'm passive, I'm like a robot.

Because I say gorram and ruttin on a regular basis, and I wear a brown coat.
That's right, I'm Nathan Fillion.

vdgmprgrmr:

adamtheawesome:
I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation.
most people have some skill in everything, just more in some and less in others. for "stats" it might be (rolled at random):
STR:10
CON:7
DEX:13
INT:11
WIS:15
CHA:7
-you know, pretty random. it's as if God rolled up my stats and got:
STR:5
CON:5
DEX:5
INT:18
WIS:13
CHA:3
I just ultimately suck at some things, and am great at others.

Whoa, did you make an account just to post in this thread? Wow, that's... pretty sad...

Notice his join date?

Because i took a p*ss on my neighbours fence...

Haliwali:

vdgmprgrmr:

adamtheawesome:
I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation.
most people have some skill in everything, just more in some and less in others. for "stats" it might be (rolled at random):
STR:10
CON:7
DEX:13
INT:11
WIS:15
CHA:7
-you know, pretty random. it's as if God rolled up my stats and got:
STR:5
CON:5
DEX:5
INT:18
WIS:13
CHA:3
I just ultimately suck at some things, and am great at others.

Whoa, did you make an account just to post in this thread? Wow, that's... pretty sad...

Notice his join date?

Oh, my, this is truth...

So... yeah... my bad, sorta, I guess.

See that, terrible observation...

I am awesome because I am the first person to point out that the title to this thread has an error it says 'You are greatest person alive' when it should say 'What the fuck makes you think you are better than bodyklok'. Nah I'm joking it should say 'You are THE greatest person alive'.

I'm not.

I'm a Neutral. I try to hold all personal opinions inside and work with the opinions others have who talk to me, and thus it is very difficult to stay mad at me. I know what you think......

I am awesome incarnate, and anyone who wishes to be so must pay tax to me.

Thread end.

I am.

Because I am secretly the ruler and emperor of the universe.

Edit: It's mainly a ceremonial title unfortunatly.

I have a cannon that fires wombats.

I once beat up 27 midgets using only my batting eyelashes.

Also, I can make bombs out of chewing gum and rubber bands.

I can write my name in snow when peeing.