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berethond
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Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

neoman10
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 850
Joined: 23 Sep 2008

my incredible randomness

Vlane
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 14 Sep 2008

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

berethond
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4386
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

DuncanRR
Beat Writer
Posts: 161
Joined: 30 Nov 2008

Look at my avatar. Not bad for an amateur, huh?

sirdanrhodes
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Lukeje:
...because you are all nothing but figments of my imagination!

I am causing a mental breakdown...

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needausername
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Posts: 3316
Joined: 7 Aug 2008

I kicked a puppy snatcher in his puppy snatching head.

Vlane
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Joined: 14 Sep 2008

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

That's impossible! Nobody is more awesome and more amazing than those guys!

berethond
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4386
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

That's impossible! Nobody is more awesome and more amazing than those guys!

It's true. I'd PM you pics but I don't have any. They truly are.

elbryan108
Beat Writer
Posts: 185
Joined: 10 Feb 2008

I have three kids and a wife, and still manage to fill my gaming addiction!

Ranooth
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1141
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Because i saved the world..........twice.

Duck Sandwich
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Posts: 1023
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

I have been described as being on the path to being a "mad fighting guy" and a "mad running guy," as well as being described by several people as "too hard" and "too intense." It is only a matter of time before the end of those descriptions have added to them "in bed." My primary source of satisfaction in life comes from facing challenges, and being a bad enough dude to overcome those challenges.

Also, I have Smokin' Sick Style!!!

PedroSteckecilo
On the Record
Posts: 5521
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

Because of my modesty, that's right, I am arrogant about my lack of arrogance. Take that!

Or not, you really don't have to "take it" if you don't want to. I'll go over there now.

EmileeElectro
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Joined: 3 Aug 2008

I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

PedroSteckecilo
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EmileeElectro:
I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

Does your icon have a hello kittied kitty? I think that makes you evil if nothing else.

EmileeElectro
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Joined: 3 Aug 2008

PedroSteckecilo:

EmileeElectro:
I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

Does your icon have a hello kittied kitty? I think that makes you evil if nothing else.

Yeah, I thought it was cute...
At least it's not covering it's mouth or wrapped round it's throat...

Zemalac
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Posts: 1010
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Why yes I am the greatest person alive. Thanks for noticing.

Specifics, now, specifics is where I get into trouble. Choosing just one thing to describe why I'm awesome is somewhat difficult. I'm sure you understand.

Let's see...

See my avatar? I drew that. How's that for awesome?

Clairaudient
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 824
Joined: 12 Aug 2008

jim_doki:
Im awesome because I am Jim Mother Fucking Doki

QFT

Ionami
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Posts: 833
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Zac_Dai:
12 inches

You're awfully short. Drink a lot of coffee?

J-Man
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 606
Joined: 2 Nov 2008

Just am.

Voodoopigs
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 794
Joined: 10 Nov 2008

Because I have mad curly hair that grows outwards and I haven't cut it in 2 years.

bad rider
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1942
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Because I hate everyone else, therefore, as I only like me, I must be the greatest guy ever.

Frank_Sinatra_
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1395
Joined: 30 Dec 2008

Frank Sinatra. Need I say more?

Anarchemitis
On the Record
Posts: 6860
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Because I seem to be the only one betting on Pascal's Wager.

The Rockerfly
Press Junketeer
Posts: 436
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Because i tried WoW and reisted it. I defeated the overlord of terror on disgaea hour of darkness, can play guitar hero to an expert standerd and because i don't think any lolcats ever are funny.
Few good reasons i think

kookro
Paperboy
Posts: 48
Joined: 6 Jan 2009

the fact that i am extremely average makes me unique.

CrafterMan
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 604
Joined: 3 Aug 2008

covertmonkey:
because im covertmonkey and im one of the biggest pedos on earth

LOL nice

Zallest
Muckraker
Posts: 338
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

Why am I so awesome? my Nickname/XBL tag is "The Magic Cake" and i run around with my partner "The Magic Pie" and we spread baked goodness all over the land!

1337mokro
Beat Writer
Posts: 159
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

I am the greatest because i don't care if i am the greatest.

Thus pascals gambit says i have everything to gain and nothing to lose if i say i am the GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREATEST.

sms_117b
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 977
Joined: 4 Oct 2007

Because my mother told me so, and are you calling her a liar?

Anarchemitis
On the Record
Posts: 6860
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

I have achieved Get Some Grub and Little Rocket Man.

Assassin_Thunder
Copy Clerk
Posts: 52
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

Because i am Hugh Hefner

Chickenlittle
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 760
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

Well, I personally believe that my "uniqueness" makes me awesome. Since I was 9, I haven't bowed down to the random fads that sweep the cities so often, which is something in itself. I can;t think of much else right now, but I will later.

shadowclouduk
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 17 Oct 2008

bodyklok:
I am awesome because I am the first person to point out that the title to this thread has an error it says 'You are greatest person alive' when it should say 'What the fuck makes you think you are better than bodyklok'. Nah I'm joking it should say 'You are greatest THE person alive'.

I am awesome for pointing out that your post has an error in it "greatest THE" i think you mean "THE greatest".

Other than that, i am awesome because i have dyslexia and still manage to post competently without numerouse spelling mistakes etc..................although i do read anything I post anywhere a couple of times, just to be safe ^_^. Oh and furthermore, because i am.

Jimmycanuck
Copy Clerk
Posts: 54
Joined: 6 Jan 2009

My name is JimmyCanuck.
Also, I'm rather quiet and calm, moreso than the average person.

(Note: That's not necessarily a good thing. It turns out that I'm so quiet and calm, everybody in my class thinks that I'm bound to snap and kill someone. Which is pretty fucking awesome in itself, in a way.)

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