Why?

... ok maybe I should write more than just "why?"... What is it that makes you great? awesome?

It doesn't necessarily have to be a big thing, or even something that you think you're the best or super good at (dispite the title), just something that makes you unique, something that makes you stand out, and something (dare I say it?) that makes you special.

So I ask you, why are you so freakin awesome?

Im awesome because I am Jim Mother Fucking Doki

I have a habit of making small talk with complete strangers. It's a shame everybody is an asshole, usually I get a "yeah, well, later" or something. I meet a lot of great people by doing it, though.

12 inches

Because I have saved the world/universe/girl numerous times (albeit in digital form) and I feel I deserve some form of recognition for these feats...

Say Anything:
I have a habit of making small talk with complete strangers. It's a shame everybody is an asshole, usually I get a "yeah, well, later" or something. I meet a lot of great people by doing it, though.

me too!

Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch.

I normally am able to befriend or at least stay on neutral terms with pratically anybody I meet. Its kinda handy to be buds with the nice AND the troublemaking kids.

I look around and see the people I'm surrounded by. I turn on the news, I go through the internet, I travel around the world. Then I realise that I win the coveted title of Greatest Person Alive by default.

...because you are all nothing but figments of my imagination!

Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames.

I rip ass at the perfect moments.

Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

Hello, Im me. What other reason is there?

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

Lukeje:

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

That is the next frontier! I have a strict training regime. I believe I'll be able to go the distance in about 6 months.

I'll keep you posted!

Flap Jack452:
Because i always answer questions with a yes or a no. I'm assertive without being disrespectful. And i rape in videogames.

Can you answer this question without using the words "no","yes" or anything which translates out to "yes" or "no"?

On topic: Because I can play Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce on my guitar!

Lukeje:

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

a better question would be what else can he touch with his tounge?

Cahlee:

Lukeje:

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

That is the next frontier! I have a strict training regime. I believe I'll be able to go the distance in about 6 months.

I'll keep you posted!

Oooh... pics when it happens!

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

Zac_Dai:
12 inches

I lol'd.
Why am I great? Can't say, just an overall sense of awsome that is me?
Oh I know, because I'm in no way arrogant and very modest.

Say Anything:
I have a habit of making small talk with complete strangers. It's a shame everybody is an asshole, usually I get a "yeah, well, later" or something. I meet a lot of great people by doing it, though.

Well, not necesarilly asshole. Some people (me)can't really talk to strangers. At all.

I'm funny, smart, funny...and um...well I never self-promote.
Did I mention I'm funny and smart?

EXPLICITasian:

Lukeje:

Cahlee:
Because I can touch my nose with my tongue!

But can you touch your tongue with your nose?

a better question would be what else can he touch with his tounge?

He? o.O Not the last time I checked.

cuz im so cool and awesome and i HAZ A LAZ0R!!! also jim doki and purple rain deserve a holiday. but dr.house and bruce campbell deserve a whole month of celebration!

I have completed the impossible. I'm a football player and I have a 3.8 GPA, yeah, I'm a mother fucking prodigy.

Also, 17 inches.

because im covertmonkey and im one of the biggest pedos on earth

'Cause people say I am, and it's starting to be convincing.

Reaperman Wompa:
Because I managed to scare a trained boxer into calling himself a little bitch.

You can talk to dogs?
That is so fucking awesome!

coz im good enough at everything to feel awesome but not good enough to make everyone else feel crap

and because imma firin' mah lazer!

I'm in good shape, I've got long, thick strawberry blonde hair that flows in the wind, I'm strong for my size and very flexible for a guy, I have a thin, muscular frame, I'm very intelligent, I'm a nerd, I'm a self-taught swordsman and martial artist, and I'm pretty fucking good at drawing.

And my demeanor is as my username suggests. Fellow Escapists, you may now bow.