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Press Junketeer  Posts: 466 Joined: 24 Jul 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008     |
Exactly... *theme tune kicks in* He can talk to dogs, and he kicks ass. He's like Jesus but he has to buy his booze! It's Reaper, Reaper, Reaperman Wompa, now stop singing he's taking a snooooooooze! It's a work in progress. |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 14 Dec 2008    |
oops, apologizes T-T |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1341 Joined: 19 Jun 2008    | I'm the best person in the world because I am also the humblest man in the word. And I am proud of that! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1870 Joined: 13 Oct 2008  | the anwswer is in my pants. had to be said. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3817 Joined: 6 Feb 2008  |
Erm, talking to dogs isn't difficult. Them talking back? Impressive. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 798 Joined: 28 Dec 2008    | Look at the username, need I say more? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1766 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  |
Yes, that is exactly it. Most people feel that the Universe revolves around them. It is an unfortunate side-effect of Subjectivity. I try not to overrate my significance and be Objective. Paradoxically, this may mean that I am superior to you as I am living in Reality. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 9 Oct 2008   | I'm focused. i hope you don't mind me going into some RPG stuff for the explanation. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 |
Notice "Into calling himself a little bitch". And It's just a joke, originally I was referring to a guy in my grade. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2262 Joined: 24 Nov 2008   | Because I am. I need no reasons. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3817 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
How does what the dog says change the fact that it is a talking dog? I was merely pointing out that Mullahgrrl's amazement at the concept of talking to dogs is rather strange. For instance, I'm talking to my dog right now. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2231 Joined: 5 Jan 2009    |
:*( Touche, my friend, touche. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 651 Joined: 6 Feb 2008   | Because I don't talk much and I don't want to. I have found that this sets me quite apart from my fellow man. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1149 Joined: 12 Aug 2008  |
maybe :] |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2231 Joined: 5 Jan 2009 |
I was thinking of saying that but it goes against my original statement of always saying either yes or no. But i guesse its alright for you to do it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 154 Joined: 16 Oct 2008     | Because if I close my eyes, the rest of the world will cease to exist. I am saving your life by staying up and reading your thread, that is why I am awesome. When I am done, I will go to sleep and you will disappear forever, hope you are spending your last moments wisely. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1802 Joined: 5 Sep 2008   | Because if you took all the awesome out of me you would be left with nothing. Also I can do one-handed push-ups. EDIT: and I wrote the script for Army of Darkness: The Play. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 136 Joined: 30 Dec 2008  | I draw pictures. I've come along way from my painted handprints on paper for mum on the fridge. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 536 Joined: 23 Apr 2008    |
Dude, you got ripped. You ended up with only, like, 50 points, the guy above you got 60+. Anyway, I don't think I'm the greatest person alive, and that's why I am. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 29 May 2008 | because im colombian, in a small american town, and everybody thinks im a drug overlord. hehehe |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1013 Joined: 4 Dec 2007 |
Whoa, did you make an account just to post in this thread? Wow, that's... pretty sad... Anyway, since I'm in a D&D mood, my stats would probably look something like this: Yeah, that leaves me with Intelligence, but terrible observational skills and pretty much no active logical skills. I can think very logically when I'm focusing and thinking about something in particular, but I'll almost never be able to realize what things mean and react accordingly unless I'm actively trying to figure out what's going on. When I'm actively trying, though, it's impressive. When I'm passive, I'm like a robot. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1160 Joined: 29 Jan 2008   | Because I say gorram and ruttin on a regular basis, and I wear a brown coat. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1160 Joined: 29 Jan 2008 |
Notice his join date? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 357 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | Because i took a p*ss on my neighbours fence... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1013 Joined: 4 Dec 2007 |
Oh, my, this is truth... So... yeah... my bad, sorta, I guess. See that, terrible observation... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3937 Joined: 17 Feb 2008  | I am awesome because I am the first person to point out that the title to this thread has an error it says 'You are greatest person alive' when it should say 'What the fuck makes you think you are better than bodyklok'. Nah I'm joking it should say 'You are THE greatest person alive'. |
On the Record  Posts: 5491 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   | I'm not. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1728 Joined: 27 Aug 2008    | I'm a Neutral. I try to hold all personal opinions inside and work with the opinions others have who talk to me, and thus it is very difficult to stay mad at me. I know what you think...... |
On the Record  Posts: 5166 Joined: 21 Aug 2008  | I am awesome incarnate, and anyone who wishes to be so must pay tax to me. Thread end. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4601 Joined: 25 Feb 2008  | I am. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 565 Joined: 6 Nov 2007  | Because I am secretly the ruler and emperor of the universe. Edit: It's mainly a ceremonial title unfortunatly. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3923 Joined: 15 Aug 2008 | I have a cannon that fires wombats. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 169 Joined: 24 Oct 2008  | I once beat up 27 midgets using only my batting eyelashes. Also, I can make bombs out of chewing gum and rubber bands. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1289 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | I can write my name in snow when peeing. |
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Even though I have terrible luck, people who piss me off get even worse luck. I'm definitely not the greatest, but still pretty cool.