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Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Sep 2008

my incredible randomness

Gone Gonzo
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berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

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Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

Beat Writer
Posts: 169
Joined: 30 Nov 2008

Look at my avatar. Not bad for an amateur, huh?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 7 Nov 2007

Lukeje:
...because you are all nothing but figments of my imagination!

I am causing a mental breakdown...

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 7 Aug 2008

I kicked a puppy snatcher in his puppy snatching head.

Gone Gonzo
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berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

That's impossible! Nobody is more awesome and more amazing than those guys!

On the Record
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Joined: 8 Nov 2008

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:

Vlane:

berethond:
Why I'm awesome.
I'm me, duh. There are only two mortals more awesome than I. Okay, maybe 6. Or 12. But not that many.

No only two. Dr. House and Bruce Campbell. They are better than everyone else.

No, I was actually thinking of two other people that are amazing and awesome.

More amazing and more awesome than Dr. House and Bruce Campbell?

Yes.
Far, far, far more amazing. And way more awesome.

That's impossible! Nobody is more awesome and more amazing than those guys!

It's true. I'd PM you pics but I don't have any. They truly are.

Muckraker
Posts: 318
Joined: 10 Feb 2008

I have three kids and a wife, and still manage to fill my gaming addiction!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1448
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Because i saved the world..........twice.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

I have been described as being on the path to being a "mad fighting guy" and a "mad running guy," as well as being described by several people as "too hard" and "too intense." It is only a matter of time before the end of those descriptions have added to them "in bed." My primary source of satisfaction in life comes from facing challenges, and being a bad enough dude to overcome those challenges.

Also, I have Smokin' Sick Style!!!

On the Record
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Joined: 7 Feb 2008

Because of my modesty, that's right, I am arrogant about my lack of arrogance. Take that!

Or not, you really don't have to "take it" if you don't want to. I'll go over there now.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3261
Joined: 3 Aug 2008

I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

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EmileeElectro:
I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

Does your icon have a hello kittied kitty? I think that makes you evil if nothing else.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Aug 2008

PedroSteckecilo:

EmileeElectro:
I'm awesome, I'm funny, smart and kind. And I'm a great liar ;D

Does your icon have a hello kittied kitty? I think that makes you evil if nothing else.

Yeah, I thought it was cute...
At least it's not covering it's mouth or wrapped round it's throat...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1210
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Why yes I am the greatest person alive. Thanks for noticing.

Specifics, now, specifics is where I get into trouble. Choosing just one thing to describe why I'm awesome is somewhat difficult. I'm sure you understand.

Let's see...

See my avatar? I drew that. How's that for awesome?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 12 Aug 2008

jim_doki:
Im awesome because I am Jim Mother Fucking Doki

QFT

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Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Zac_Dai:
12 inches

You're awfully short. Drink a lot of coffee?

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 606
Joined: 2 Nov 2008

Just am.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 921
Joined: 10 Nov 2008

Because I have mad curly hair that grows outwards and I haven't cut it in 2 years.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2142
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Because I hate everyone else, therefore, as I only like me, I must be the greatest guy ever.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2134
Joined: 30 Dec 2008

Frank Sinatra. Need I say more?

On the Record
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Because I seem to be the only one betting on Pascal's Wager.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Because i tried WoW and reisted it. I defeated the overlord of terror on disgaea hour of darkness, can play guitar hero to an expert standerd and because i don't think any lolcats ever are funny.
Few good reasons i think

Copy Clerk
Posts: 100
Joined: 6 Jan 2009

the fact that i am extremely average makes me unique.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 847
Joined: 3 Aug 2008

covertmonkey:
because im covertmonkey and im one of the biggest pedos on earth

LOL nice

Press Junketeer
Posts: 443
Joined: 25 Sep 2008

Why am I so awesome? my Nickname/XBL tag is "The Magic Cake" and i run around with my partner "The Magic Pie" and we spread baked goodness all over the land!

Beat Writer
Posts: 179
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

I am the greatest because i don't care if i am the greatest.

Thus pascals gambit says i have everything to gain and nothing to lose if i say i am the GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREATEST.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1871
Joined: 4 Oct 2007

Because my mother told me so, and are you calling her a liar?

On the Record
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

I have achieved Get Some Grub and Little Rocket Man.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 52
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

Because i am Hugh Hefner

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 767
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

Well, I personally believe that my "uniqueness" makes me awesome. Since I was 9, I haven't bowed down to the random fads that sweep the cities so often, which is something in itself. I can;t think of much else right now, but I will later.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 17 Oct 2008

bodyklok:
I am awesome because I am the first person to point out that the title to this thread has an error it says 'You are greatest person alive' when it should say 'What the fuck makes you think you are better than bodyklok'. Nah I'm joking it should say 'You are greatest THE person alive'.

I am awesome for pointing out that your post has an error in it "greatest THE" i think you mean "THE greatest".

Other than that, i am awesome because i have dyslexia and still manage to post competently without numerouse spelling mistakes etc..................although i do read anything I post anywhere a couple of times, just to be safe ^_^. Oh and furthermore, because i am.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 55
Joined: 6 Jan 2009

My name is JimmyCanuck.
Also, I'm rather quiet and calm, moreso than the average person.

(Note: That's not necessarily a good thing. It turns out that I'm so quiet and calm, everybody in my class thinks that I'm bound to snap and kill someone. Which is pretty fucking awesome in itself, in a way.)

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