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Senior Editor
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Zallest:
Why am I so awesome? my Nickname/XBL tag is "The Magic Cake" and i run around with my partner "The Magic Pie" and we spread baked goodness all over the land!

That's pretty tough to beat, I must admit.

I'm awesome because I rescued both a puppeh and a kitteh and gave them a loving home, many comfy pillows, their very own blankies, and lots of tasty food.

Infamous Scribbler
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I'm awesome because I rescued both a puppeh and a kitteh and gave them a loving home, many comfy pillows, their very own blankies, and lots of tasty food.

I am awesome because I did a similar kinda thing. I must say that puppeh and that kitteh sure did make some tasty food.

Gone Gonzo
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shadowclouduk:

bodyklok:
I am awesome because I am the first person to point out that the title to this thread has an error it says 'You are greatest person alive' when it should say 'What the fuck makes you think you are better than bodyklok'. Nah I'm joking it should say 'You are greatest THE person alive'.

I am awesome for pointing out that your post has an error in it "greatest THE" i think you mean "THE greatest".

well I fixed that but the point is that I noticed the mistake even if I then made another mistake also.

shadowclouduk:
i think you mean "THE greatest".

I think you mean "I think you mean "THE greatest".
Not "i think you mean "THE greatest".
So yeah those who live by grammar die by grammar.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 12 Dec 2008

I play drums, very well actually. I don't brag about myself much, many other people do it for me. I'm really not one to talk about how good I am at this or that, but people have told me I'm damn good for being 16.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Nov 2007

On the "Are you a nerd, geek or dork" quiz, I got the "Outcast Genius," which is supposed to be the best of the three.

Also, I have the same medical condition that Houdini did, the one that allowed him to escape from straitjackets.

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Sylocat:
On the "Are you a nerd, geek or dork" quiz, I got the "Outcast Genius," which is supposed to be the best of the three.

Also, I have the same medical condition that Houdini did, the one that allowed him to escape from straitjackets.

Oooh so you can dislocate your shoulders at will? Awesome.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 26 Dec 2008

sms_117b:
Because my mother told me so, and are you calling her a liar?

Yes, because my mom told me I was.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007

I do what I want, when I want and how I want it.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 21 Oct 2008

Ionami:

Zac_Dai:
12 inches

You're awfully short. Drink a lot of coffee?

Touché.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Jul 2008

I are greatest person alive because i- hey. where's everyone else gone?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 9 Jan 2008

These shameless self-promotion threads annoy me.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 8 May 2008

I saw this thread and I instantly knew you were talking about me.

I think the thing that makes me so great is my humility.

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008

I'm awesome because I'm posting in this thread, and only awesome people can post in a thread dedicated to being the greatest person alive... Although, that would rise the question as to why the thread wasn't locked after the first reply.

In any event, I'm awesome because I have Spidey Sense +2. By which I mean, that I have Common Sense. However, it is also my bane, because with it, I have a horrible weakness to smalltalk.

Muckraker
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Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Because I am after all the one and only confirmed in many situations across many games/forums/platforms DoomyMcDoom. That and in person I am like a grizzly bear crossed with a lumberjack crossed with a pirate crossed with a ninja crossed with a bottle of horse tranquilizers in other words it takes alot to get me outa my kinda meh state, but ye dun wanna see me when i'm angry, and i party hard when i'm happy...
ancestry is filled with pure awesome too, Irish/Scottish/Welsh.
And, I mean come on, I live in Canada, and Canada is awesome.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 5 Jan 2008

Aardvark:
I look around and see the people I'm surrounded by. I turn on the news, I go through the internet, I travel around the world. Then I realise that I win the coveted title of Greatest Person Alive by default.

How very quaintly true.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1170
Joined: 1 May 2008

i am able. i would be able to sustain myself in any situation brought upon me or me bringing myself into. i can talk my way out of anything. i am intuitive beyond any other person, as well as being intelligent. my looks are rugged and handsome, i can lay down just about any girl i come across. i have money enough to do what i want, but i don't care to show it. i have searched for and found the meaning of life. i work lazily but party hard. i am pretty much the guy you wish you were.

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008

I Am The Ultra Joe

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 7 May 2008

I speak softly and carry a ridiculously large sword.
I'm also The VaioStreams

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 8 Oct 2008

Crap_haT:
These shameless self-promotion threads annoy me.

They are an example of the phrase: "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."

Gone Gonzo
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I am a nice friendly person in normal life, but if you do something to deserve it, then I will happily cut off your hand.

Press Junketeer
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Ace of Spades:
I am a nice friendly person in normal life, but if you do something to deserve it, then I will happily cut off your hand.

Just one hand?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Jul 2008

VaioStreams:

Ace of Spades:
I am a nice friendly person in normal life, but if you do something to deserve it, then I will happily cut off your hand.

Just one hand?

Eventually I'd cut off the other one.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1170
Joined: 1 May 2008

hypothetical fact:

Crap_haT:
These shameless self-promotion threads annoy me.

They are an example of the phrase: "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."

that phrase is an example of social judgment. i dislike quotes that take everything as an absolute and leave no room for relativity. the world wasn't made with math, it isn't an absolute. to me, that phrase illustrates how people want to believe in words rather than believing in themselves.

Press Junketeer
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Ace of Spades:

VaioStreams:

Ace of Spades:
I am a nice friendly person in normal life, but if you do something to deserve it, then I will happily cut off your hand.

Just one hand?

Eventually I'd cut off the other one.

so basically Anaken Skywalker in EP2 then eventually Darth Vader. I dig it

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Jul 2008

VaioStreams:

Ace of Spades:

VaioStreams:

Ace of Spades:
I am a nice friendly person in normal life, but if you do something to deserve it, then I will happily cut off your hand.

Just one hand?

Eventually I'd cut off the other one.

so basically Anaken Skywalker in EP2 then eventually Darth Vader. I dig it

Yes. Well put.

On the Record
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Larenxis:
'Cause people say I am, and it's starting to be convincing.

Because you are.

Sorry, what?

Oh, why am I so great... ah, can I say I can swim really fast?

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