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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1042 Joined: 2 Jul 2008    | Quick,all bow down to the dolphin overlords! If we obey now they may spare us when the time comes! |
On the Record  Posts: 5160 Joined: 21 Aug 2008    |
Just glad I could help *_~ |
Muckraker  Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008    |
Fail. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1926 Joined: 9 Sep 2008    |
How's Genesis treating you, then? |
Muckraker Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 |
You hardly asked a question. Elaborate. |
BANNED  Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008    | I'm happy for dolphins learning new things, now they can soon utilize nets to catch more fish. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED  Posts: 205 Joined: 29 Aug 2008    | I really dont know how many of us watch sXephil... sad that you would reference him here though :( User was banned for: WHAT THE HELL?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008    | I read somewhere that Dolphins were the only other animals to engage in Gang Rape. now do you see why I'm terrified at the prospect of them getting smarter? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 717 Joined: 4 Feb 2008  | Oh god! Our future will be just like the Simpsons halloween special AH! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1926 Joined: 9 Sep 2008 |
Says Mr One-Word-Argument-Man. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2354 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   |
I doubt it. They kill porpoises for shits and giggles. |
On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007    | Well, as long as they help as in the fight against the Jellyfish! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1632 Joined: 21 Nov 2008 |
too true |
Muckraker Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 |
Oh? I really wish I would have known I was arguing with anybody. :) God bless. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2362 Joined: 1 Aug 2008  |
Actually aren't humans genetically weaker now than previous generations ? I don't recall where I heard that but modern medicine weakens the gene pool.(allows those (genetically)sick that should die to live and reproduce) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1926 Joined: 9 Sep 2008 |
Advances in medicine mean that we're getting weaker as a species physically. Genetically undesirable disorders are being passed down that previously would have been weeded out. The upside of this is that mental attributes that would have died off are remaining in the gene pool. Thanks to these, we have more individuals, though genetically inferior physically, working in the field of biology and medicine, leading us towards a future when we can take control of our own evolution, for better or for worse. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 418 Joined: 22 Nov 2008   | I dont think theyre gonna take over the world why? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 442 Joined: 3 Jan 2009     | Oh god I saw this in the simpsons once. I better grow gills! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 959 Joined: 1 Jan 2009    | Time to poison the water, if we don't we will be gang raped by dolphins and they will outsmart us in all the fields of sciene and soon we will be their slaves, and we will slowly de-evolve into what the dolphins were and the process will repeat a million times over! |
Paperboy  Posts: 50 Joined: 17 Dec 2008  | Now all the military has to do is attach laser beams on their heads and ...... Oh wait |
Muckraker  Posts: 235 Joined: 27 Oct 2008  |
Good thing I don't take medicine. So what you're saying is that Darwinism is as dead as chivalry is, so to speak? |
Muckraker  Posts: 228 Joined: 6 May 2008  | Reminds me of a David Attenborough documentary on dolphins. It was amazing - he acted out sign language on an underwater TV screen that trained dolphins promptly followed (i.e. put the blue ball into the red bucket). After that, footage was shown of a country (escapes me which one at the moment) where the fishermen have had a symbiotic relationship with the dolphins for so long that when one dolphin gives the signal, the fishermen wade into the water, holding their nets in a semi-circle, and the dolphin group herd a shoal of fish into the waiting nets. The fishermen get a huge haul, and the dolphins get mouthfuls of the fish swimming away from the net! You have to wonder about how that started. The third thing that amazed me on the program was an apparently recently developed fishing technique, where one dolphin (taken in turns) swims to the sand at the bottom of the shallows, and uses their nose to dig up and disturb the sediment, making it into almost a "wall" (the fish see it as such). It then herds the fish into the wall, frightening them into trying to jump over it - resulting in them leaping out of the water and into the waiting open mouths of the rest of the dolphin pod. Did anyone else manage to catch this when it was on? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3754 Joined: 18 Dec 2007  | 2001: A Space Odyssey: Dolphin edition. That would be made of win. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2362 Joined: 1 Aug 2008 |
Taking medicine wont hurt you personally just later generations. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2683 Joined: 26 Jun 2008  | If this doesn't lead to Anthros becoming reality in my generation, i don't care |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2107 Joined: 23 Feb 2008  | I'm looking forward to the day we can use dolphins in our navy. Think your submarine is hidden from us? Not with motherfucking dolphins on our side asshole! These things fuckin LIVE in the ocean. You think you can hide from them? I don't think so. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1284 Joined: 29 Jun 2008  | So long and thanks for all the fish! So sad it should come to this! Didn't look at the link yet but I HAD to do it... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 12 Dec 2008   | Hmm, tools you say? |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 631 Joined: 6 Jan 2009  | It's like Terminator, but with with living sea creatures instead... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1422 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 |
Excuse me? That's... uh... something I've never heard before... um... source please?
Yeah, they're just kind to us so that when we lower our guard, they can stab us in the back. Sorry if I was rude (to both people I quoted). |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1601 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | It starts with sponges, then their going to start using brillow pads, then soap, then before we know it people will be hiring them as janitors, but they won't be satisfied with that. soon one of them will find a gun and "by chance" learn how to use it, then it will pass the knowlage on to its children, and their children, and then they will strike back at their humaniod masters, conquoring the world and forcing humanity to move underground in valt-like communities until humanity finally counter-strikes back, redeeming our place as the dominate species.........or atleast Until the dolphin's crustation predecessors attak with their army of spiders. If you read this; permenate +1 insanety p.s. Maybe I should post this in the "alternate apakolypse" thread. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1601 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | sorry, I accidentaly double posted. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1304 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 | Anyone else find it weird that the males try to hide the fact that they use sponges more than females? Maybe they see it as a sign of weakness? If that's true, then their social structure is more advanced than anyone thought as well.
Hey, what's with the cheap shots? Not everyone who believes in God and the Bible fails to believe in science and evolution. I know, I'm one of them. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 194 Joined: 11 Apr 2008 | The dolphins are going to.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-9abkWqt8 |
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