fedpayne:

I know you're joking, but that would sell, and I think you should consider it. I work for Universal, and I want you to get a draft sorted and we'll talk film rights.

This sounds very reasonable. I agree to your terms and conditions amicably and so The Runaway Panda Jury is being written.

I don't live in Syracuse, New York but if you send me $30 I'll send you Three ideas.

Go for ze pretentious git approach and write a book about nothing in general then enjoy your money fame and movies.

It'll be mighty hard to write anything at all without a plot.

I suggest writing a short story in the world you've created. Assuming you've gotten that far.

Ok, you're asking other people to give you ideas to make a book to be published?

Here's the best advice I can give you: quit now, you will NEVER be a writer

Ah... plot's come naturally to me
Don't want you stealing my idea's now, do I? :P
I suggest reading a book then using that to help you.