Ok so I just finished my first day in a new school(which I entered halfway through their year) and like any first day it was all a bit weird , the best part was that due to a time-table mix-up I ended up with the same class twice in a row with the same teacher at a subject I sucked in. so he wasn't too happy to see me again(I could pretty much see him mental /facepalm when I walked in again).

Any one else have any funny first or last day stories? be it school,work or other.

I met my best friend at university within 2 minutes of entering the first year halls.

rossatdi:
I met my best friend at university within 2 minutes of entering the first year halls.

Yeah unfortunately for me halfway through year 2 in high school means all the cliques have been formed and I just need to slot myself in somewhere.

A few years earlier on my first day in a new middle school I said some joke that made a couple of people call me "Cancer Boy". Weird thing is all I remember it was it was in shop. It died off after a few months, though I really wonder sometimes what I said.....

stormcaller:
so he wasn't too happy to see me again(I could pretty much see him mental /facepalm when I walked in again).

On your first day? He must really hate you.

So, my first day of Kindergarten. Once agian a vague memory, but in retrospect, that teacher hated me...
*laughs*

Erana:

stormcaller:
so he wasn't too happy to see me again(I could pretty much see him mental /facepalm when I walked in again).

On your first day? He must really hate you.

So, my first day of Kindergarten. Once agian a vague memory, but in retrospect, that teacher hated me...
*laughs*

Not so much hate I'm just really really bad at woodwork and pretty much screwed up everything.(not a pun because we didn't use screws)

No man, you nailed that joke.

/this thread

First day of grade 12, I strolled into English class thinking I was super awesome (You know, being a senior and everything). The Teacher asked me 'Hey! What did you do for your summer?' And I said, 'Jack shit!'. He was none too pleased. He looked at me with a 'Am I seriously going to have to put up with you for this whole freaking semester?' look.

BUT, it turned out I was in the wrong class! So I ducked out, and went to the RIGHT English class. I didn't make the same mistake, and the new teacher I had was probably the best teacher I've ever had in my high-school career.

Awesome.

Well, my first day of kindergarten i came with a patch on my left eye because 2 days before i got kicked by a horse in the face and had my nose broken, so that was definitely an entrance.

Landslide:
No man, you nailed that joke.

stares blankly.....Oh! I get it now!

Landslide:
No man, you nailed that joke.

............

... Hope you know you're going to hell for that pun.

stormcaller:
Any one else have any funny first or last day stories? be it school,work or other/

On the last day of High School my best friend and I did a 100m high five. That's where we have a 50meter run up each which results into the most epic high-five ever. Seriously, if we had done it any harder we wouldn't of been able to complete out University entrance exams.

Puppeteer Putin:

stormcaller:
Any one else have any funny first or last day stories? be it school,work or other/

On the last day of High School my best friend and I did a 100m high five. That's where we have a 50meter run up each which results into the most epic high-five ever. Seriously, if we had done it any harder we wouldn't of been able to complete out University entrance exams.

That would've been ouchie-central if one of you missed.

First day of my sophomore year, I sat down for what I thought would be study hall until the teacher - and all of the students except me - started conversing back and forth in French.

Worst part? A girl I'd had a crush on for years was also in that room. And she laughed when I hurriedly explained I was in the wrong room.

Probably laughed in French too.

My first day of school ever... I fucked up a kid's mouth by pushing him against a faucet. I thought it was funny.

darrinwright:
First day of my sophomore year, I sat down for what I thought would be study hall until the teacher - and all of the students except me - started conversing back and forth in French.

Worst part? A girl I'd had a crush on for years was also in that room. And she laughed when I hurriedly explained I was in the wrong room.

Probably laughed in French too.

Was it that stereotypical snooty "Hou Hou Hou"(no clue how to spell it) laugh?

Caliostro:
My first day of school ever... I fucked up a kid's mouth by pushing him against a faucet. I thought it was funny.

That's even more funny out-of context :P

stormcaller:

darrinwright:
First day of my sophomore year, I sat down for what I thought would be study hall until the teacher - and all of the students except me - started conversing back and forth in French.

Worst part? A girl I'd had a crush on for years was also in that room. And she laughed when I hurriedly explained I was in the wrong room.

Probably laughed in French too.

Was it that stereotypical snooty "Hou Hou Hou"(no clue how to spell it) laugh?

LOL, if she had, I'd have felt better about the situation. Maybe add a beret, a striped shirt (which she was actually wearing), a mime, perhaps the whole class could've pre-emptively surrendered...

I like where this is going.

darrinwright:

stormcaller:

darrinwright:
First day of my sophomore year, I sat down for what I thought would be study hall until the teacher - and all of the students except me - started conversing back and forth in French.

Worst part? A girl I'd had a crush on for years was also in that room. And she laughed when I hurriedly explained I was in the wrong room.

Probably laughed in French too.

Was it that stereotypical snooty "Hou Hou Hou"(no clue how to spell it) laugh?

LOL, if she had, I'd have felt better about the situation. Maybe add a beret, a striped shirt (which she was actually wearing), a mime, perhaps the whole class could've pre-emptively surrendered...

I like where this is going.

Add a couple of croissants/baguettes and a snooty,pretentious cafe and we have ourselves a scene.

Now get me mah freedom fries!

First day of college, I was caught texting some people who greeted me (mainly friends from my highschool) during class. Cuz well, that very first day of college turned out to be my birthday! Whodathunk?

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First day of college, I was caught texting some people who greeted me (mainly friends from my highschool) during class. Cuz well, that very first day of college turned out to be my birthday! Whodathunk?

Man that's got to stink, back to school on your Bday.

I met my best friend of middle school during our first PE lesson there, we were throwing and catching beanbags to warm up and we both were of the mind that a 'beanbag war' would be a pretty dandy idea.

stormcaller:

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First day of college, I was caught texting some people who greeted me (mainly friends from my highschool) during class. Cuz well, that very first day of college turned out to be my birthday! Whodathunk?

Man that's got to stink, back to school on your Bday.

Well, considering the nightmares that would follow, that small incident is nothing. It's the twilight years of my college existence. Sooner or later I'm gonna be looking for a job. Or going into another school for flight lessons once I get the funding.

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stormcaller:

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First day of college, I was caught texting some people who greeted me (mainly friends from my highschool) during class. Cuz well, that very first day of college turned out to be my birthday! Whodathunk?

Man that's got to stink, back to school on your Bday.

Well, considering the nightmares that would follow, that small incident is nothing. It's the twilight years of my college existence. Sooner or later I'm gonna be looking for a job. Or going into another school for flight lessons once I get the funding.

The Twilight years? maaaan you must really hate school.(movie joke)

Well, this isn't a school story, but the first time I went to Air cadets (in September), I was instantly branded as "the Sea Cadet," because I used to be a sea cadet (yeah, really) and I "defected" over to Air cadets, as my sea cadet friend would say. Incase you can't tell there is some amount of inter-element competetition between sea, air , and army cadets.

I won't be able to shake that name until I graduate my glider course this summer.

stormcaller:

Puppeteer Putin:

stormcaller:
Any one else have any funny first or last day stories? be it school,work or other/

On the last day of High School my best friend and I did a 100m high five. That's where we have a 50meter run up each which results into the most epic high-five ever. Seriously, if we had done it any harder we wouldn't of been able to complete out University entrance exams.

That would've been ouchie-central if one of you missed.

Years of practice my friend. We can't miss.

At my first day of uni, I was one of three guys in my whole year. That was a rather pleasant surprise. There were 27 women, and 3 guys. Good times, then one of the guys dropped, and some ladies too. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

Caliostro:

Landslide:
No man, you nailed that joke.

............

... Hope you know you're going to hell for that pun.

I dunno if it'll be for this pun, but I think I'm definitely going to Hell. :)

On my first day living in a college dorm I went to the bathroom late at night and heard a shower running. It was like, 1 AM so I thought somebody had left it on. Being the environmentally conscious guy I am I decided to go turn it off. I opened up the curtain to discover there was actually a girl showering in there (our bathrooms and dorm rooms are co-ed since it used to be an all girls college but only recently started letting guys in. The school didn't want to pay for new dorms and stuff). I panicked and ran away without apologizing or anything. I went back to my room and went to sleep only to receive a knock on my door at about 3 AM. It turns out that girl was the head of the school sponsored committee that women can go to if they've been raped/harassed ect and they wanted an explanation for peeping on her in the shower. I tried explaining what happened but they still wanted to have a hearing the next day about it. They didn't end up kicking me out or anything but I wasn't allowed in that bathroom or even be on the same floor as her anymore so they moved me to a higher floor. It's fine though, my new roommate ended up being my best friend so I guess it worked out.

I started a new school, got up to lunch without making any friends and managed to drop my lunch before taking a bite.

Landslide:

Caliostro:

Landslide:
No man, you nailed that joke.

............

... Hope you know you're going to hell for that pun.

I dunno if it'll be for this pun, but I think I'm definitely going to Hell. :)

That's cool, meet you there then. I got a VIP cabinet reserved :D

stormcaller:

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stormcaller:

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First day of college, I was caught texting some people who greeted me (mainly friends from my highschool) during class. Cuz well, that very first day of college turned out to be my birthday! Whodathunk?

Man that's got to stink, back to school on your Bday.

Well, considering the nightmares that would follow, that small incident is nothing. It's the twilight years of my college existence. Sooner or later I'm gonna be looking for a job. Or going into another school for flight lessons once I get the funding.

The Twilight years? maaaan you must really hate school.(movie joke)

I've been using that to describe my situation at college since last year, even before the movie. Last 1 unit left. Wish me luck.

Jimmycanuck:
Well, this isn't a school story, but the first time I went to Air cadets (in September), I was instantly branded as "the Sea Cadet," because I used to be a sea cadet (yeah, really) and I "defected" over to Air cadets, as my sea cadet friend would say. Incase you can't tell there is some amount of inter-element competetition between sea, air , and army cadets.

I won't be able to shake that name until I graduate my glider course this summer.

They should have called you sea-man.

in 2nd grade I started a petition against cursive writing... I got 137 student signatures. And a suspension. Oh well. I still never use cursive today so I guess I win.

highschool sucks man. college is so much better.

buggy65:
in 2nd grade I started a petition against cursive writing... I got 137 student signatures. And a suspension. Oh well. I still never use cursive today so I guess I win.

Huh...imagine that petition over the internet. That would be the day...